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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yeah, Mike Flanagan should try reading a Stephen King book sometime
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
interesting that conservatives were militantly “we must reward hustle” when the target was affirmative action at elite universities and now, when faced with the success of south asians and other groups, it is “i think we are too meritocratic”
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
how is this not a Today Now! bit
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 04/10/2026
good morning 😋
Stills from *Howl’s Moving Castle* (2004). The first image shows a child eagerly eating eggs and bacon. The second image below shows the child and an elderly woman sitting together at the table, with the woman looking slightly shocked at how eagerly the child is eating.
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big Walk is incredible and the best part is that you can’t be in the same room when you play
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*They're great as a duo, actually, the organic and the mechanical, that's a really strong ticket
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me standing respectfully against a far wall at the Die Spitz show
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it’s from the back cover art of her album Never For Ever
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation theonion.com/congress-sends-unemplo…
Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
NETFLIX Your Next Watch 🟨⬜️🟪🟧🟦🟥 We Think You’ll Love These 🟪🟧🟥⬜️🟦🟨 Need A Good Laugh? 🟧🟦🟨🟪🟥⬜️ New On Netflix ⬜️🟪🟧🟥🟨🟦
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@clarabeepbeep

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/09/2026
i hate this thing they do where they pretend like they are fulfilling some long and pent up demand. just own that you’re engaged in naked idolatry
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yo! check your messages on N&G!
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 28/08/2026
Awesome photos of the lunar eclipse! Clouds parted just in time to catch views of the almost total lunar eclipse Thursday night. Capital Weather readers shared some amazing photos with us. Here is a sample. Photos by Dave Lyons, Scott Jacobson and Lena Osipova-Stocker
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
using the peace sign three letters in a row is *chef’s kiss*
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
it’s incredible.
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don’t know if you’ve seen Lemmon’s gravestone, but if you haven’t…check it out
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The LAPD declined to renew its Flock contract after an internal audit found 161 false stolen-vehicle alerts in just two months — a 32.3% false-positive rate. www.gadgetreview.com/one-in-three...
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One in Three Alerts Wrong: High Error Rates and Data Concerns Force Cities to Drop Flock
Flock Safety license plate cameras are being dropped by 82+ municipalities across 28 states over false alerts, privacy risks, and immigration data fears.
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don’t think anyone ‘got’ him to do anything. he came locked and loaded with that bad boy
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026
gonna start talking like this to my boss
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
that is in fact literally in the bible. it's Matthew 6:5.
5 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I didn’t care for Disclosure Day, but West Side Story and The Fabelmans showed he’s still got his fastball.
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
my feelings on JJ Abrams in general
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
oh, I meant actually switch 2 and 3. 2’s a silly mess, but 3 is just mean-spirited.
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’d swap 2 and 3 but otherwise agree.
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The endless meetings that involve ever more and higher ranking bureaucrats in larger and larger rooms. It’s so good. Also the atomic breath scene is great.
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think the newspaper is resting on a tray
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
must be tiring to live so full of hate
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
just watched @mikeflanaganfilm.com ‘s very good Ouija prequel and it checks quite a few of these boxes
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
dying
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Describe the economy in a single sentence
Notice on a vending machine saying: "FYI (OUT OF ORDER) (DOES NOT GIVE YOU ICE CREM BUT IT TAKES MONEY"
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Michael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
if you have your own physical media collection, you can do your own version of the Criterion Closet where you stand in your basement by yourself and saying "oh wow, In the Mood for Love, what a film" to absolutely no one
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
it’s a charming story with a lot of great characters, a real sense of adventure, and a top-tier combat system.
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Jake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan @jaketapper.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you were wondering how The Federalist was reacting
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
if you say ‘we believe’ and then list some things, that’s butchering the Nicene creed
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my god
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Watching the video from The Ring on my phone so she comes out of my screen real tiny and I can just put her in a mug
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massive dot @kvetcha.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
IV rocks!
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Jameel Jaffer @jameeljaffer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Compare Alito's description of Trump's racist statements (on the left) to Justice Kagan's anthology of Trump's racist statements (on the right). These are passages from this morning's opinions in Mullin v. Doe.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the boys are over and we're all taking the Which Invisible Cities City Are You? quiz. Jacob's trivial ass got Maurilia lmao
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The three players in this photo: 1. Nigerian heritage, grew up in England, and is only a citizen thanks to birthright citizenship. 2. Born + raised in Holland, has a dad who immigrated to the US from Suriname. 3. Said he wanted to “make people who look like me proud” while playing on Juneteenth
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