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krithmuth (she/her) @krithmuth.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Thought I heard RFK Jr but it was just a donkey gargling marbles.

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krithmuth (she/her) @krithmuth.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

*gapes incredulously at sentient chicken nugget for another 1361 days*

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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Hear no evil, hear all evil, hear some evil.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

in this day and age, it’s important to get a solid few decades of sleep for optimal mental and physical health

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

no one: nobody: me: (full volume) near, far, whereEVERRR YOU ARRRRE..

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Is there a name for a dog who cries until he can say hi to every kid in his sight? Angel boy? Snack opportunist? Chaos agent?

Canelo in communion with another toddler

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Me: sorry boss can't make it in today Boss: ok Me: came down with something bad Boss: oh no Me: a bad case- Boss: please don't me: -of loving you

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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 24/04/2025

we should all strive to do this

A cartoon turtle sits serenely before a rainbow, text above reads "Me, after one day of deciding not to continuously consume terrifying news updates."

By KatieAbey
https://linktr.ee/katieabey

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⚷ @birdheartedgirl.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

the shy ones are filled with music and art

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

How did I know they’d cast me as Quasimodo in the school play? Let’s just say I had a hunch.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Cop: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP Me: NEVER Cop: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE Cop: Me: Cop: WE HAVE PUPPIES OUT HERE Me: FOR REAL THIS TIME?

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Hello friends, I'd like to announce that my new album "Involuntary Sounds I Make Now" is finally on sale, hear such rockin' hits as: - Putting On Shoes Groaning - Sleeping Fart - Gasping On Treadmill - Toilet Grunt - Whatever Sound It Was When I Reached For A Dorito That Fell Under The Couch

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Clouds

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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

It’s like everyone forgot that time Canada sent us their Barenaked Ladies

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

because really, what is there to say?

Newspaper headline reads “Man with nothing to declare had 55 tortoises in his pants.”

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krithmuth (she/her) @krithmuth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Are we absolutely certain the world hasn’t been taken over by aliens whose only references on how to human were spray tan tutorials, a bucket of kfc, and copy of mein kampf?

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krithmuth (she/her) @krithmuth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I caved and created a twatbook account so I could arrange to view rental properties on mktplace…my account was shut down in under 48 hrs bc real human interaction turns zuck into dust.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 13/03/2025

Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight’s Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:

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Cheryl Fury @tudorwench.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I eat cookies for breakfast because they have eggs in them.

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krithmuth (she/her) @krithmuth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Whackadoo hair? Check. Ready to enter my mad-scientist phase? Checkzilla.

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intro...101 @intro101.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

A psychiatrist on YouTube asked "should you detox your dopamine?" I thought it was a strange question, but if he's asking it, I figured some kind of protocol must be making the rounds on sm. Before you attempt to manipulate any of your neurochemicals, please watch this. youtu.be/61Z0Klbyicc?...

youtu.be

intro to neurotransmitter clean up and dopamine pathways 101 - context for dopamine detox trend

YouTube video by intro…101

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krithmuth (she/her) @krithmuth.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

“Gravity is extra pull-y today,” said the mirror to my boobs.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Eating cookies tonight like it’s my job. But what if it was? What if it was? *Family Ties theme song plays in the background*

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but: 1. eating soup 2. you’re alone

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

“Very funny, Jesus. Give it back.”

Driver’s perspective of a dashboard missing the steering wheel.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

gotDAMN

two posts from threads

first is from @camillecardonaa and says: I just found out that only 1.5% of Japan's population is Christian and I'm heartbroken.

second is a reply from @orangedweller and says: Hi. Japan's homicide rate is 07% per 100K. United States homicide rate is 5.7% per 100K.
Japan's unhoused population in 2024: 2,820. United States unhoused: 653,104.
Japan also has one of the highest food security rates in the whole big world. Meanwhile, in the US, 18 million people are food insecure.
Maybe this Sunday you can ask the Christians what their bible says about poor people and murder. Sorry bout your heart.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I hope my true love got a gift receipt for the partridge and the pear tree, what I need em to give to me is fried potatoes and a grilled cheese

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Margaret A-Spelle 🎃 @margaretadelle.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

South Korea fought back an attempted coup, a CEO was assassinated, Syria overthrew a dictator. The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Anxiety is a thief and it robs me of so much.

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Jen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok? Signed, a librarian.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Had that fever dream about the seed catalog again

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krithmuth (she/her) @krithmuth.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

The Holiday, but only the Kate Winslet + Eli Wallach parts.

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krithmuth (she/her) @krithmuth.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Just solved NYT mini crossword in 5 minutes so *cracks knuckles* ready to solve some world problems, probably.

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krithmuth (she/her) @krithmuth.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Die Hard 6: Old Habits is about a gal who returns to social media after a long hiatus and scrolls for hours instead of not doing that.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I don't mean to brag but l'm a bit of a triple threat: I can make it weird when I'm talking too much, I can make it weird when I'm not talking at all, and I can even make it weird when I'm talking the appropriate amount. Look out world.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Can't decide which body lotion to buy: Vaseline Intensive Care or Vaseline Barely Gives a Shit

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

A hot take or an honest mistake? (Knowing the difference between a mute and an aspirated h).

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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I’m surprised we couldn’t elect someone who has never stared directly into a solar eclipse.

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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

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krithmuth (she/her) @krithmuth.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I just said I love you to my bed if you’re wondering how it’s going.

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

me: could i have a paper copy of this single page pdf printer i've owned for 3 years: fuck absolutely all the way off

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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

she was beautiful like a mcflurry machine, yet broken also like a mcflurry machine

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I dropped my phone deep into a stone wall and now the ghost of a hardscrabble farmer named Phineas has access to Doppler radar and videos of cats riding Roombas

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Other than holding me closer, I have very little use for tiny dancers.

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat

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