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Kate Walburn

@katewalburn.bsky.social
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I'm getting too old for this shit. [gestures wildly at everything] Part-time cynic, full-time smartass. Pro-democracy, anti-oligarchy. Punctuation fan, ellipsis overuser. Gen X, obviously the coolest generation. Hashtag Games Calendar: Bit.ly/HashtagGames

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 9h
A satirical meme showing a smiling Eric Schmitt in a suit superimposed in front of a giant explosion of the Hindenburg airship. Bold white and yellow text across the top reads: "From this day forward, destroying one's career in public shall be known as schmidting the bed."
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14h
Kool-Aid Man crashes through the hotel room wall, catching his wife having sex with the Hawaiian Punch guy
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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 12h
I admit, I'm intrigued. I'm guessing a mismatch in the bot creation photo files? Anyway, won't be following.
A typical only fans bot account bio but it's got a headshot photo of a bald middle aged man, possibly on a football field.

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Julie
Follows you greenpeter2.bsky.social 20 followers 311 following 1 post brand new here, give me a sec to sort my page
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Julie @greenpeter2.bsky.social . 11m intro post
* 18shn//he * straight * sub (brat) * '' * anime, cosplay, ramen for mooties
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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 11h
Occasionally ai gives correct answers
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 9h
When I was a kid, I watched a PSA where the Ninja Turtles told me to Stay in School. It was good advice at the time, but I graduated more than 25 years ago, and I'm ready to get the hell out of this place.
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Kate Walburn @katewalburn.bsky.social · 18h
One at a time, please.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 17h
AI Leaders Sign Trump's "Self-Policing" Pact & Eric Schimitt's Ambush Backfires youtu.be/Rb0KxHkguOo
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AI Leaders Sign Trump's "Self-Policing" Pact & Eric Schmitt's Ambush Backfires | The Daily Show
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 16h
But these are my formal sweatpants. - me, arguing with the maitre d’.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 15h
Perfection.
Dog the Bounty Hunter has a dog named Bounty Hunter.
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 15h
Looking for some extra gambling money? You only need one eye to look at your cards.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 14h
It’s true what they say. No one wants to work anymore… They’re down to one hooter!!
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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 14h
Having a mirror on your ceiling is kind of cool until you try to do cocaine off of it.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 14h
An obvious villain who isn’t vilified nearly enough by the opposition or the press and this is what happens.
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The Dodo @the-dodo.bsky.social · 13h
He set up a trail camera to watch the family grow. www.thedodo.com/daily-dodo/m...
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Man Finds Tiny Hole Under His House — Then Watches As 11 Animals Squeeze Inside
It was more than he'd expected.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 13h
“cutting edge technology” used to mean cool stuff like high speed cameras or Squand. now it’s just a computer that will divorce your wife for you
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13h
im way too awake for this reality
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 13h
HAPPY OCTOBER 1st
Coming up GOBLIN TIME
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12h
looks like she just realized she left kevin home alone
Sen. Katie Britt looking utterly shocked at the Jack Smith hearing when she realizes the Republicans fucked up big time.
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 11h
Greetings and good morning it’s the Thursday 1st October farm rush hour with Willow
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 11h
"If not food, why food shaped?" me too bear, me too.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 10h
Who's excited to be dismembered by robots?
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 10h
This day in history. 1942. 7th prime-minister of Estonia Ants Piip died. I think the world would be a better place if there were more people named Ants Piip.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 9h
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Kate Walburn @katewalburn.bsky.social · 18h
One at a time, please.
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Nicolas Addington @naddington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guys I’ve been holding out on you — we got kittens like a month ago and I haven’t posted any pictures.
Two cats in a dryer.
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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Donald Trump announced that he will not advocate for regulatory oversight of the AI industry, and instead, he will allow them to police themselves. He also announced a collaboration with Elon Musk's Starlink to network the world's machines under the name, Skynet.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
new meme template
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Carolyn Fiddler @cfidd.bsky.social · 23h
Bruh, you literally JUST SAID "no fatties" and "no weirdos"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That expression you have while witnessing spectacular incompetence.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes the Onion hits one out of the park. 🤣
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Clara the golden retriever gets acquainted with the kittens who are being bottle fed as mama recuperates from illness. IG: @goldensdigger www.instagram.com/goldensdigge...
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Project Salt Box @projectsaltbox.com · 29/09/2026
UPDATE: ICE says it bought four robot dogs for $1.3 million in part for cross-border tunnel operations. It also says the robots will help tactical teams, listen for movement inside buildings, and look on top of closets and bunk beds.
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ICE buys $1.3 million in robot dogs from Connecticut company
The agency bought the robots without seeking competing bids, and chose a version built to detect chemical, biological, radiological and nuclear hazards.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
LMAO Trump's new AI website confirms that he lost in 2020
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DAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine trying to get through your workday with an octopus insisting on being involved. 🐙
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[at a gunfight] me: before we start can i ask a question opponent: ok, shoot [me winning]
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 29/09/2026
Unabridged: The etymology of 'bucket list'
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: Scientists have engineered a virus that invades and destroys glioblastoma one of the deadliest brain cancers while turning the immune system into a relentless tumor-killing force. This could be a historic shift in cancer treatment.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A judge has ordered the release of Douglas Stewart Carter, a 71-year-old Black man who has spent decades on death row for a 1985 killing he did not commit. He spent 41 years in prison.
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me, every single time I tried to get into one of these blasted things.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026
[waking up]:
an owl in a person's hand, horrified expression
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dear Bluesky Elders, Tell us stories of the days when Bluesky was fun.
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 25/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING: In a major loss for voters, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 to allow the Trump administration to initiate voter roll purges using a flawed database involving Americans' private data. The ruling will disproportionately impact naturalized citizens who've been wrongly flagged in the system.
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🦋❄️🍁Baron🍁❄️🦋 @baron333.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😃😃😃
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What’s most shocking about the whole Ed Sheeran thing is that firstly, there is an Ed sheeran tour, and secondly, people are willing to pay to go and see it.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2026
CBS: The Army is requesting military planning aimed for Cuba. Is the US preparing for military action? STATE DEPT SPOX TOMMY PIGOTT: We're always going to guided by the national interest of the US. The president has a wide array of options (Not a no!)
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century, with "Breaking Bad" at number 1.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A Reddit post by u/SpakenBacon titled "Maybe the media could remind Trump today," featuring an image of the Pepperidge Farm Guy from Family Guy. He stands in front of a rural backdrop holding a carton of milk, with text underneath reading: "REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP MADE A PRIME TIME ADDRESS TO SAY THAT CHINA INTERFERED IN THE 2020 ELECTON?"
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