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Kate Walburn

@katewalburn.bsky.social
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I'm getting too old for this shit. *gestures wildly at everything* Part-time smartass, full-time procrastinator. Punctuation enthusiast, ellipsis overuser. Pro-democracy, anti-oligarchy. Hashtag Games Calendar: Bit.ly/HashtagGames

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 2h
Hey Ukraine as an American I say blow that shit up. If our problem was a lack of diesel we'd stop exporting 1.5m barrels/day of it. Trump's fake deal with an imperialist dictator will not impact our diesel prices and should have no impact on your survival strategy.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 6h
Me: I'm an inpatient man Them: lol you mean impatient Me:
Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 5h
At his happy place
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 4h
Your mom's here
A white delivery van parked on a street with trash cans nearby. The side and back of the van feature blue lettering and a blue arch logo, but the text is partially obscured by the open sliding door and a black strap, creating an unfortunate optical illusion where the company name reads "WHORE".
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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 6h
Today is World Mental Health Day, but after the last decade, I don’t think one day is enough.
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 8h
Blue Sky Group Hug. 🦋
A child in a hooded jacket kneeling on pavement and using chalk to draw a dashed line across a crack in the ground.
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Michael Derby @michaelsderby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A cop warns on the price of witnessing death.
As a homicide detective, I can say with all of my being that there is no lesson learned in seeing someone die. But there is a price. And that price is your peace. Your decency. And the soul of our society.
We don't have to be this way, this fake tough but real ugly way. Stop
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The next time Trump shows up at a rally wearing those giant braces, buttresses, and other contraptions on his legs and backside, I hope an attendee shows up with a really powerful electromagnet and points it at him.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BREAKING: MS NOW confirms. The Trump Justice Department is seeking a federal criminal indictment of ex-White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson on charges of lying to Congress about Trump's actions on Jan. 6.
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Droobiee @droobiee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're not fooling anyone grimsey. #satire #breaking #laughs
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So well done
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It wasn’t me.
tmz.com
American Airlines Passenger Allegedly Put Her Legs Against Window As She Masturbated
11:57 AM PT -- TMZ has obtained video of the incident.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ME: *uses ouija board to contact my dad* MY DAD’S GHOST: *lets ouija board go to voicemail*
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s not French toast unless you smoked a cigarette while making it.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Listened to a Cars song on the way home. It was just what I needed
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments
Tesla Cybertruck with custom red, black, and white finish designed to resemble Eddie Van Halen’s guitar.
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Kate Walburn @katewalburn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know how you do it, Aaron. I can no longer watch him. I follow people like you to stay informed. Thank you for all your hard work.
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Stella Kidd appreciate it
Alt: Stella Kidd. The text reads, "I really, really appreciate it."
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same dog, different people…..
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They should sell pre-twisted panties for those who want to get upset in a predictive manner
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In a few minutes I'm speaking with one of the media witnesses to Christa Pike's botched execution. What are your questions?
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SING it ladies. Solar plexus, instep, nose, groin
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My happy place is a medically induced coma.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watch your step, I lost my marbles.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine if social media didn’t exist and we were stuck with all these thoughts in our heads?
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The workout
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
corporatebish:
You should be able to leave work if you have to create a new password
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Kate Walburn @katewalburn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump: "We’re respected all over the world — like never before, probably." "Our nation now is the most respected nation anywhere in the world, by far." European Parliament:
independent.co.uk
Naked statue of Trump named ‘Orange Plague’ unveiled at European Parliament
The creator of the sculpture said it was a ‘satirical outcry’ against Trump’s volatile climate and foreign policies
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Kate Walburn @katewalburn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Big tech should be careful what they wish for. 😏 Now do Microsoft Office.
A screenshot of a skeet by James O'Malley. The text reads, "Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. https://getartcraft.com/apps."
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Kate Walburn @katewalburn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky...
A smiling, disheveled Jack Nicholson. The text reads, "I'm going to try and act like a normal, happy, mentally balanced person today. Wish me luck!"
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[Kellogg marketing meeting, 1955] Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal? Employee: How about “K”? Boss: Hmm. Not special enough. Employee: Alright, hear me out…
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ahh, it’s a tough life….
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dog martial artist: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Fantastic Froggos @fantasticfroggos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She keeps choosing violence. 🐸
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Daniel Bellingradt @dbellingradt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wrong answers only. My bet: thanks for all the fish.
Newspaper headline: Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Know your voting rights before you head to the polls. Share this with friends so they’re informed as well. Report problems at the polls to @866ourvote.bsky.social #kyvr #HandsOffOurVote
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
Can I play a record on your... (forgets the word 'turntable') ...music lazy susan?
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Lord created all these handles, so who are you to declare one invalid?
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
getartcraft.com
Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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Bluesky Status @status.bsky.app · 07/10/2026
We have deployed a fix and are monitoring the systems. Users might still experience issues as the deployment goes through. status.bsky.app
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Kate Walburn @katewalburn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cannonball!
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
im sorry that i smiled at you in public. no i wasn’t checking you out i was just laughing at my own joke i posted to the internet
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's almost like putting a quack anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist in charge of the nation's health policy has consequences. "The United States has now had more measles deaths in the past two years than we have had in the previous three decades combined...": www.ms.now/news/pennsyl...
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Pennsylvania’s measles outbreak is the largest in decades in the U.S.
The state has surpassed 1,000 measles cases this year, health officials said Monday, making it the largest outbreak in the U.S. in more than three decades.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 06/10/2026
BREAKING: Christa Pike is conscious and speaking at a hospital nearly a week after Tennessee's failed execution, her attorneys say.
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Christa Pike is conscious and speaking after Tennessee failed execution, her attorneys say
Attorneys for Christa Pike, a Tennessee inmate who survived Tennessee’s attempt to execute her, say she is awake and speaking as she receives treatment at a hospital.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m shy at first but then gradually go insane
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I want lying to have consequences again.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Go max !!
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Her: I’m really looking forward to a quiet evening at home. Me: *𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸*
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