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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 2h

Junior and the drummer are fighting About a woman in the neighborhood The drummer never hit a bad lick in his life and junior never hit any good -I wish I came up with those lyrics but it was Leon Russell

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10h

I never know what to do with my hands when I’m at a book burnin’

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 6h

Someone I worked with for years was detained by a certain 3 letter entity today. The level of anger I feel is palpable. Their family reached out to tell me the situation and I got teared up. I spoke with their attorney. None of this is in accordance to the law or Constitution. 1/2

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One of my friends got hit by a car while he was sitting in a booth at the old Pizza Hut on 27th street. This is one of the many reasons I don't take life too seriously.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

a very easy & legal way to change your name to brandon is to roll your scirocco at the beach.

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Picked the kids up from school last week in my old jalopy, kicked it about 70% and ripped it sideways into 2nd around 30-35 mph. Then I realized the hot tub might not be salinized properly and have been fighting it ever since

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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 27/09/2026

God I loved the food at The Cell. We went often in the 2000s, I was in the beer industry so tickets were thrown at us weekly for six years. The polish sausage with mustard and onions is the best, washed down with an MGD in the bleachers.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Generally, getting older is a privilege which I try my best to not take for granted. Also, I can say ‘fuck that noise’ and walk away from bullshit whilst farting

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*morning after waking up to see I'd sent horrible drunk texts to everyone I know* Wow, so it seems AI has gone rogue and is trying to destroy me

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Patrick Damp @synonymforwet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Experience Steelers foot ball

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just commented how the game hasn’t been too chippy yet but we were due any minute

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just remember folks, the people who own the cameras and servers can make them say anything. I keep this knowledge in case I'm ever selected for a jury.

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Dawna and RealMonkeyCat @dawna9.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The trailer for the documentary that a vacuous billionaire wants disappeared. Like the thousands of federal jobs his doge dudes removed. Like the citizens & immigrants removed from American streets. Please watch & repost. Thank you for your attention to this matter. youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10

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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street

YouTube video by Musk

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bought a $12 lemon meringue pie for $2 because the lid was dented. Seems like someone may have dented 5 more pie lids. See you tomorrow, my 6 for 1 friends.

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

upgrade from free association to association+

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The Bluesmobile @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nothing better than Saturday breakfast with friends, pouring a buncha Bloody Marys into your tank and then barfing them into your neighbor’s hedges just in time for Saturday lunch martinis.

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's pretty cool we started a war over oil so people who make electric cars force us to buy electric cars. This isn't advertising, it's a hostage situation

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wars make me man flex but the real point here is those who manufacture EVs trick more people into buying EVs. I'm a gearhead, love 4 stroke combustion motors but EVs are better. That said, no reason to kill people over that shit. We've been doing it over oil my entire life, but yin and yang

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Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

saw my octo bff yesterday & i’m so sentimental i had three good, healing cries. plus, chores completed. elders have so much to offer. listen to & learn from their stories. let them know they’re seen. have patience. if we’re lucky we will one day be old.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised when there's an unattended forklift truck nearby

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Please understand every time you insult me I sing the Journey lyrics a little louder

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can hear raccoons eating fermented apples in my neighbors tree, reminding me tomorrow is Friday and I'm going to a ballgame. There is wisdom in nature

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Going to watch the Packers post game now. Where's that old bottle of Tylenol?

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved

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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

pulled over because damn

Just a gorgeous sunset over a large country field. You can see the reflection on top of my car in the foreground

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It sounds like they got a lead on the creep that laced Tylenol with poison back in the early 80s, so now's as good a time as any to celebrate with this 45 year old bottle of Tylenol found in the house I bought a few years ago.

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Thursday Night Football intro reel is a waking nightmare

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you don't inspect your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't inspect your meat?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I opened my wallet and the world turned sepia and a guy slinging a guitar started singing about dust

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hope to see you at CVS on Friday. I’ll be debuting such bossa nova classics as The Girl From Ipanema and Killing in the Name on my flageolet. Look for me by the automatic doors, next to the guy chain smoking American Spirits. Percussionists welcome

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

At this point in my life, "friends with benefits " are just my friends who have health insurance

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

007: Licensed to kill 001:

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

one thing I learned from military service is it's difficult to use War Pigs by Black Sabbath as a running cadence but not impossible

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

40 years ago, Voltron was awesome. Today, Voltron sounds like a drug I'm supposed to ask my doctor about with an Ilead-level length list of side effects

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I love baseball because it's the only sport where you can cheat because everyone's cheating and it's just about putting runs on the board. Hell yeah, I threw a spitball and know how to make a baserunner never plow into you again. I wasn't great, but I definitely miss playing. Age won.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Always fun to be at a dinner with a lazy Susan. Spin the wheel of destiny, folks, dinner tonight is gustatory roulette

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There's more than 38 fun people on here, if not, Jack really shit the bed here

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Toastmaster General @wiscotheque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This kid just told his 10th 6/7 joke of the night.

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Folks said I was strong despite not being muscular, I never thought so. I did a lot of manual labor instead of joining a gym, so when this overly vacuum sealed salsa presented a problem, you can imagine my dismay when I broke the glass with my grip hand.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

extreme creaminess

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It has been my experience that if you let your eyebrows run wild and free you’ll never get your head stuck in a tub of margarine

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm of Serbian descent and years ago what playing hoops with a Croatian guy and dished to him behind the back near the hoop. He asked me after the game how I knew to pass and I said "When a Serb aims at a Croat, best not miss" We later drank ourselves into a stupor and laughed about it. We won.

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How do we know AI doesn't work? I see the same 20 folks on here (who are wonderful). Either that or there's 20 people here

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