Reposted by Cowabunga CapsAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 26/03/2025Hey bro can I nuzzle you for a few hours 1020733
Reposted by Cowabunga Capsacabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Today would be the perfect day to announce group chats on here 316512
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 25/03/2025when I get added to a national security group chat: 931753
Reposted by Cowabunga Capsthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/03/2025ah yes, the "traditionalists," who somehow find all sorts of precedent they really can't abide. a paradox*! *not a paradox they don't give a shit about precedent 114810
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsBLIMP! JUICE! @blimpjuice.bsky.social · 19/03/2025they are robbing you 116757
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/11/2024me leaving the party without saying goodbye to anyone 12724146
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsSenator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I don't think Harvard should actually tolerate having a constitutional law professor who thinks dictatorship is justified by divine right or whatever. Seems like that makes a mockery of constitutional law, idk 222027
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsBOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 17/03/2025[imagining an irish person] no, no, too ethnic. make them less irish. [imagining a slightly less irish person] good. now i am going to commit war crimes 062
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsGiraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 03/07/2024Me, every time someone posts something news related 141672348
Reposted by Cowabunga Capspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing: 211116931512
Reposted by Cowabunga Capsthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 17/03/2025It is genuinely your moral duty, if you’re in the sciences, to violate the terms of your contact and take as much of the research home with you as you can. Today, tomorrow, every day your lab’s still open. 1953341388
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsTBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 15/03/2025the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen 22102273638
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 11/03/2025slapping an "I'm not a nazi" sticker on the nazimobile i bought from the nazi dealership owned by that prominent nazi 615518
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 12/03/2025the US: China is trying to debt trap african countries!! theyre evil!! also the US: so, those bombs i used to kill you, those weren't free you know? im sending u a bill 513612
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsDr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Republicans in West Virginia passed a bill that would allow health care providers to “visually or physically examine a minor child” for the purpose of identifying their “biological sex” without the “consent of the child’s parent, guardian, or custodian.” www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/03/gop-...lgbtqnation.comGOP lawmakers pass bill allowing child genital exams without parental consent - LGBTQ NationAnd that was actually an improvement over a previous version of the bill. 2861331739
Reposted by Cowabunga Capsmarty, @numet.al · 12/03/2025i want to emphasize just how much of a problem teslas being littered with cameras is with police being able to get access to video from those cars if they're in a vicinity of a crime. i warn anyone wanting to vandalize a tesla just make sure you are on high alert and keep your face covered. 18321
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/03/2025A quick post-cruise refresher from me before I do any serious delving into any particular current events: Fuck fascists Fuck -phobes Fuck wealthy sociopaths Fuck immigrant-haters Fuck sexists Fuck anyone who wants to invade Canada and/or Mexico Fuck vaccine deniers Fuck this administration Etc, etc 2828340884
Reposted by Cowabunga Capsonion person @junlper.beer · 10/03/2025trump, elon musk, and everyone in his administration is a dictator, not sure how else to put it anymore. free speech is blatantly being demolished 492794424
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsCongressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 10/03/2025This is illegal, and it endangers the rights of all Americans. In this country, people must be free to express their views — left or right, popular or unpopular — without being detained or punished by the government.npr.orgICE arrests Palestinian activist who helped lead Columbia University protestsMahmoud Khalil was inside his university-owned apartment Saturday night when several Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents entered and took him into custody. 10042161026
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Look, folks, this is it. The entire ballgame. Either we're a Republic of laws & the Constitution, or we have a dictator. This is fascism, & the impeachment vote should be happening today. Every single university president in the country should be out, in front of microphones, condemning this. 30120964383
Reposted by Cowabunga Capsill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 10/03/2024Slutty MAR10 is still possible if people want it bad enough 88013
Reposted by Cowabunga Capsrowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 10/03/2025you wouldnt impregnate a jpeg 2413
Reposted by Cowabunga Caps🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I dreamed that one of you blocked me last night and now I know how Jesus felt at the last supper 10995
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Olive Garden waiter: excuse me do you need more black pepper or ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE Me: no I’m good thanks you don’t have to keep asking about either one of these things 31625
Reposted by Cowabunga Capsitty bitty fairy @krissywrites.northsky.social · 24/11/2023it’s no longer a one night stand, it’s now called a 415542
Cowabunga Caps @joshcaps.bsky.social · 06/03/2025don't miss this, i tuned in last week and it was fire 010
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/03/2025It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun! 11503367715141
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsRiver Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 03/03/2025The sink hole in the north parking lot is not a portal to Hell. That’s ridiculous. It is just really deep and that’s why no one ever comes back. 729452
Cowabunga Caps @joshcaps.bsky.social · 02/03/2025you don't scare us but not saying happy birthday to your wife sure does. Happy birthday! 010
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Nobody will remember: - your salary - how busy you were - how many hours you worked People will remember: -that time the waitress said "enjoy your meal" and you said "you too" -you hoped nobody noticed -everybody noticed -they think you're so dumb 2068774
Reposted by Cowabunga Capsda da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 02/03/2025no one is treading on you except your inability to park your giant truck in the lines 1365752
Reposted by Cowabunga Capscult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 02/03/2025I knew it was fucked up that my parents adopted a fucking rat and called it my brother 042
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsMax the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found. Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles. 233936870
Reposted by Cowabunga Capsayumi shinozaki | 篠崎あゆみ (she/they) @ayusheknows.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Friendly reminder that Joann Fabrics isn’t closing because it’s a bad business. It’s closing bc it was bought by a private equity firm. This is also what is happening to Hooters and what happened to US Toys R Us and Red Lobster. These companies are being dismantled intentionally. 16590752741
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2025Quit buying shit, write poems, live más 647793
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsStrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Sticker seen in NYC 352011470
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/02/2025I'm starting to think dei & Woke were the only things keeping airplanes from crashing... if my pilot doesn't transition between leaving the gate and takeoff I am pulling the emergency exit handle 191034132
Reposted by Cowabunga Capsmuffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 24/02/2025microplastic, it’s fantastic🎶 1023236
Reposted by Cowabunga CapsChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 05/04/2024"Your laugh is like a sunset," I say right before I nail gun my hand to the frame of a revolving door 4248111
Reposted by Cowabunga Capsjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 25/02/2025whenever someone brings up their IQ in an argument i always tell them my IQ is one higher than theirs 34118341
