Reposted by marty,mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 11/09/2026scrooge leaning out the window of the 100th floor of the north tower: you there plane, what day is it? 19318
Reposted by marty,Anti-Komedian Aktion @carrierwave666.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Dutch Protestanism call that Calvin & Hoobbes 082
marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026whats the funniest American town or city that 9/11 could happen to now? indianapolis? 21390
Reposted by marty,Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I am fucking wheezing right now 442097492
Reposted by marty,✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · 28/02/2026it’s 3/29/49 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 8/15/53 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 3/9/57 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 7/15/58 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 9/17/70 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east 36812
Reposted by marty,marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023i will never forget the howard stern show covering the action as it happened, and the glee in their voice as they blamed brown people in the middle east & their endorsement and encouragement to bomb the middle east into the stone age 1384
Reposted by marty,marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023Trump, Obama, Clinton, and Bush decided to race to decide who was the fastest. Trump went 1st and he ran from the start to the finish line in 23:34 minutes. Clinton went 2nd and got 15:28 minutes. Obama went after and did 10 minutes, thinking he may have won. Until Bush did 9:11. 1315434
Reposted by marty,marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023all of your reasons for not liking 9/11 jokes are valid but have you considered i dont care, and also, it is a pittance for what this country - the most bloodthirsty country on earth - deserves. 4557
Reposted by marty,marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023There are only two reasons why you shouldn't tell 9/11 jokes but they both completely fall flat 07813
Reposted by marty,mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Every day, I hope for my Umbrella Man moment - making some obscure political point, only for the prestige to happen nearly a decade and a half later in front of Congress, leaving a paltry number of commentators entirely nonplussed by the affair. Oh and I hope they bring back the Minions® Frosty®. 051
Reposted by marty,USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yeah I can tell you're a lifelong Democrat by your willingness to throw marginalized groups under the bus. 482048458
Reposted by marty,Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 11/09/2023ig i have a high tolerance for dark humor so i’m not offended by *most* 9/11 jokes, but what does cross the line is people making it about themselves. i was agnostic about Marty being banned but then timing his comeback and 2nd ban to coincide with 8:45-9:15 is sicko and self-absorbed. 283
Reposted by marty,Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Guy who looks like he’s about to murder an entire schoolbus of children, “Why do they always come with fucking violence!!!!!” 0132
marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026this is how it feels when the server forgets the cheese for your fajitas 7797
Reposted by marty,marty, @numet.al · 27/03/2025best fight scene in cinema history hands down 33425106
Reposted by marty,Big Iron @big-iron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"wooden drone" is the kind of weapon you get when you really fuck up your Civ VII tech tree 0293
Reposted by marty,Joe Defroster @yodacat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Has anyone tried pointing out legality before? Surely it won't be ignored. 3202
Reposted by marty,Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026earlier i encountered an ai agent of some kind who seemed to sense my presence the instant i walked into the room. that was unsettling enough, but what happened next terrified me: it wrote a song, suggested i play it "note for note," and, when i expressed worry, told me not to worry but "be happy" 1072189
marty, @numet.al · 10/09/2026playing with my geopolitical action figures like a normal person, pew pew 3221
Reposted by marty,marty, @numet.al · 01/01/2026does this site still ban people who say charlie kirk deserved it or do i wish they'd got his wife too? 2222318
marty, @numet.al · 10/09/2026he's still deadstatic.klipy.comJose Mourinho's Emotional Victory CelebrationALT: Jose Mourinho's Emotional Victory Celebration 2311
Reposted by marty,ernest p worrell @ernestpworrell.bsky.social · 11/09/2025do i have any moots in Utah?? gotta lay low for a few days 0154
marty, @numet.al · 22/08/2026my friends up north be warned, if we'd do it to ourselves why wouldn't we do it to y'all 0100
marty, @numet.al · 22/08/2026yea i like poutine. poutine my vpn location as toronto to get around my state's porn verification firewall! 111610