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rowan sexamungus

@samschlong.bsky.social
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phone longer than my dick they call me samschlong 🏳️‍⚧️

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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
my girl dont get me im just on the poob all day
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
shes doing stuff to my dick tjey havent seen since the stone ages
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
(clickbait youtube thumbnail) watch me deteriorate slowly
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ayo you should rip off my skin
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i think i have insomnia but ill deal with it tomorrow
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i dont deserve to live on earth. i deserve to live on mars with all the scary martians
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
shooting my shot with the moon tonight im nervous
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
hey i just lost my job, if i take $15 sketch commissions will people bite? might need a little bump in income for a while
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
everyone online says seroquel sucks but its not bad for me so far. not as bad as vraylar was
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i will never be the person i want to be
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i dont even know how to cope with anything anymore man
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
im moving my funnier bits over to twitter again this place is lame as shit
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
my psych telling me the complexities of mood disorders all i hear is it dont matter if i do drugs my brain was gonna decay inside me anyway
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i loove milk #milk
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
meds are just a subscription service
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
aborted rizzler be like i wish i could give 3 big booms
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
when you screaming ash baby but she kinda fw that lowkey
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
one moment bro let me hit my endogenous high
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
its called a honda grom and i spent my last 12 thousand dollars on it
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
im gonna be so mad when i find out what eternity feels like
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
having a normal-off in the mirror and im winning against my reflection
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
found out ive just been bipolar the whole time
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
what the media has taught me is that space is round
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
when will they add me to fortnite
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
who addicted to they telephone 😂💀
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
you are beautiful
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
i think jesus was onto something
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
there is not a single person on the planet earth
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
when i draw i want you to feel pulled. fingers attach to your skin and drag across. the friction of contact uncomfortably wrinkling and burning and tugging you into undiscovered shapes , yet you rest cathartic a cracked knuckle the key to a hidden lock
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
im prob gonna go back to twitter soon ngl
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
for some reason copious drug use has made my problems worse instead of making me so stupid and complacent i couldnt express anything more than a slight smile and a glazed stare
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
the earth is kindly letting me know i was born unworthy
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
its crazy how much a shitty boss can ruin your life. imagine if someone was so miserable they can be a poison on an entire institution and nobody does anything about it
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
i phone addiction be like im in an abusive relationship with my rectangle
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
is rent the april fools joke today
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i cannot wait to get medicated
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
professionalism is a psyop to cover up psychological abuse
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the company promotes you from the floor to the cubicle because they think easy slacking and a cushy salary will make up for the emotional abuse they intend to put you through
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the unwritten duty of all office jobs is that you have to endure intense emotional abuse thats why they pay you more
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
butter is female btw
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
we are all waiting to die, right, this year its gonna happen right. when is it gonna happen
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
yoooo birth control check
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
im not funny anymore and thats frankly more concerning than all the drugs and alcohol
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
considering getting into hitting my head real hard on things as a hobby. thoughts?
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
im living the american dream (working a job i hate because the insurance is good)
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
doordashed taco bell the other day
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
life is worth living
i have placed my bowl of food on my cats head
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
just realized i barely ate and slept for 3 days and im wondering why i just had such an intense emotional episode lol
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
what do they call this. do not say autism
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
trans guy removing a rib to suck his own strap
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