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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Casting director: ok this is a role for a character who's hard of hearing and very rude Actor: what the fuck did you just say to me? Casting director: perfect
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 14/09/2026
Macklemore says Ed Sheeran and his team decided to remove him from tour due to his comments in support of Palestine, after Kraft Group rallied stadium owners and gave Ed an ultimatum:
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
food is kinda a feast for the eyes for the mouth
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
in the satellite of love over the sea
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
INVENTOR OF THE PEANUT: i have just discovered this delicious and versatile legume! i will name it after the two things my penis does
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Forest @jojonathan2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OMG you should do prints! This is gorgeous
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m @mjjii.com · 13/09/2026
digital art. a sort of abstracted waterfall surrounded by foliage
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A tortoise holding up the pillar of the world at the Sagrada Familia basilica in Barcelona, Spain.
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Forest @jojonathan2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is this bike lane in the room with us?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/08/2026
i have not met very many people who know about this album at all and i think it’s one of the best of all time, i gotta spread word of it
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EE - Ramadan
Listen to Ramadan on TIDAL
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/08/2026
Purina Debuts New ‘Slovenly Feast’ For Nasty-Ass Shelter Cats theonion.com/purina-debuts-new-slov…
Purina Debuts New ‘Slovenly Feast’ For Nasty-Ass Shelter Cats
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a bird saying, "Shall we plan our annual birt meeting? How's 7AM?"
The second panel shows two more birds, one saying "Yes!" and the other saying "Sounds good!"
The third panel shows two more birds, one saying "yep!" and the other saying "yup!"
The final panel shows an owl with an exhausted expression.
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Forest @jojonathan2.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
youtu.be/WRQIghZydk8?...
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Whitest Kids U' Know: Astronaut Mess (Space Potatoes)
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters
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Forest @jojonathan2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I couldn’t believe what I was reading when I saw that this morning. So smug and so adversarial! “Journalism”.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Thanos mocks a beat-down Captain America, “give up yet?” Panel 2: Doctor Strange begins to open a portal. Spider-Man appears beat up. Through bleeding teeth and a black eye, Captain America replies, “Not while we have…” Panel 3: Thanos, gobsmacked, exclaims, “Maya Angelou!?” Indeed, there she is - Maya Angelou, T-posing and floating stoically through the open portal.
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“Rama,” by Morris Scott Dollens, 1980
Swirling, colorful squares and light beams represent the interior of a massive cylindrical alien space station.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cover of the unfortunately fictitious magazine Vizier Monthly. Against a red background, a pale man in black sits schemingly, surrounded by headlines
-"they never knew what hit them" Myzithra the Cruel Tells All
-You On Top: The Fierce New Secret to Success
-10 Signs Your Spymaster Is In His Treachery Era (Number 9 Will Shock You!)
-schemes to drive your lord wild
-9 poisons so subtle even you won't know how they died
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a rap battle going on, with a small crowd of onlookers enjoying the show. The guy on the microphone raps, “this fool brought an ancient staff. You got no swag; it makes me laugh!” Panel 2: the rapper holding the other microphone is an evil sorcerer with sunken eyes and a long purple robe. In his other hand, he grasps an ancient magic staff, which instantly shoots a bolt of powerful energy at the first rapper, reducing him to ash. The crowd of people watching the battle react excitedly, in awe of the evil sorcerer’s skills.
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Forest @jojonathan2.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Love it
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tweet from Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff):

[After losing a rap battle] 
"How did he get a hold of my credit score?"
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Tweet from @dandouglas – “i'm the CEO of an AAA games studio, and as you might guess, we're pretty psyched about making games! but we never let making games get in the way of our true passion: laying off loads of staff fucking constantly”
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Two notifications over a blurred ios background

(neon paper icon) This appears to be a long document! Save time with an Al Summary? 

(neon hot dog icon) That appears to be a huge hot dog! Grind it between a robot's toothy gears? Extruding a coarse pink mash?
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Ben Niespodziany 📚🎪 @neonpajamas.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
don't think I've shared this one one of two futures, published in @havehashad.com, selected by @ezhang77.bsky.social www.havehashad.com/hadposts/two...
The Future

Nobody wants the future

to be mechanical

metal-filled junkyard

parts when the forest

is still scribbling

new histories and the rain

tastes like God.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Boris Groh (Ukrainian Artist, born 1994) "Night Walking", 2017. Ink, Brushes, Paper, Size n.d. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/06/2026
Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan theonion.com/olive-garden-unveils-n…
Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan
Restaurant Hopes To Impress With Look Back At Famous Pasta’s Origins
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
flavor town just laid off four hundred gravymen
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 05/06/2026
a photo from a livestream of a raptor (bird) nest that looks like a shitpost but isn't. to one side there is a chick squinting toward the camera behind two eggs. at the bottom corner opposite there is the parent raptor peeking up like in a youtube thumbnail
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2026
Black Neighborhood Demolished To Make Room For Nothing In Particular theonion.com/black-neighborhood-dem…
Black Neighborhood Demolished To Make Room For Nothing In Particular
Not Much Of Anything To Take Place Of Homes, Businesses

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
opening mail: a new piece of paper i should probably keep for an indistinct amount of time hmmmm.. The Pile: feed me me: ah yes, The Pile The Pile: put it in me me: ok, lets calm down
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Ol' Chef Dan @olchefdan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
one man's trash is another man's treasure especially if that man is Joe the Trash Fucker
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James_AL_Downs @magiclantern.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Pray for the soul... and armadillos
Engraving showing a grave in a forest, with a simple wooden cross and some armadillos
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"He walks in Shadow now", explained the spokesman. "He is where the Silence goes to Die, and where the Moon dances eternal upon the Void---dancing, dancing, dancing---I see it still, by the pale towers of Carcosa, by the Black Stars! He continues to work diligently for his constituents every day."
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 18/05/2026
“you also miss 100% of the shots you do take out of your range” —shaquille o’neal
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 16/05/2026
Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse
Office of the First Lady @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP announced the expansion of the @WhiteHouse honey program with the addition of a newly installed and fully functioning beehive on the South Lawn.
Hand-crafted by a local artisan in the image of the White House, the beautiful, new hive will add two new bee Show moreOpen Source Intel • @Osint613• 
A massive swarm of bees descended on the White House grounds.Edward Lawrence © @EdwardLawre.. •8h
The dots here are a swarm of bees on the North Lawn of the White House. There are thousands of them right now. #Bees #WhiteHousePatriotTakes
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Trump swats away a "viscous bee." Why is he trying to harm one of Melania's White House bees?
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Social Media in 2035
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
wanted to see what Mr. Beast would look like without teeth and now you have to see it too
Photoshop of the fucking weird ass deranged as shit creepy gross Mr. Beast (white adult male with dead ass eyes, brown short hair, lipless smile that doesn't match his dead ass eyes but with his teeth removed making him look even more deranged than he already is, public hair beard, standing in front of a multicolored wall (light pink/purple/blue scheme)
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
temporarily unboycotting the sixers in large part because this young man might be the coolest dude alive
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g…
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
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StreetsblogMASS @mass.streetsblog.org · 15/04/2026
@boston.gov City Councilors Sharon Durkan and Henry Santana Propose Eliminating Off-Street Parking Mandates for Housing In Boston #mapoli mass.streetsblog.org/2026/04/15/c...
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Councilors Durkan, Santana Propose Eliminating Off-Street Parking Mandates for Housing In Boston - Streetsblog Massachusetts
The median rent for an apartment in Boston is now about $3,000 per month, but you can rent a parking space downtown for as little as $500 a month.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I’m not sure whether it’s the current moment or the general fact of an empty, uncaring universe, but the so much of the latest issue of @theonion.com is hitting me right. You deserve more subscribers than the Washington Post, @bencollins.bsky.social.
Full-page “ad” in the March-April 2026 The Onion with a grid of 12 images of beaks (10 bird, 1 octopus, 1 squid), with text at the bottom reading:
Beaks
Bird tested, cephalopod approved.
(Not a paid advertisement)
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