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@jimstewart.bsky.social
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I gave at the office. Random musings. Habitual likes and reskeets. Bro, do you even Alt Text? Better bsky.app/profile/jimstewart.bsky.so… My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo

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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 2m
There has to be more to life than smoking weed and watching bad movies, but I don’t want to know what it is. 😎
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 2m
Lilith, Daughter of Hatred and grudgingly loving mother
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 44m
cannot watch dunkeys old overwatch videos cuz they have eth*n klein. i don't remember who else but literally it was like everyone here became shitty except for dunkey, who became even more positive, with less mean spirited humor.
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 43m
Toronto fans spend many monies of officially licensed merchandise of the national hockey league
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Sierk @sierkulator.monster · 42m
add a photo you took of something good
A terraced urban hillside community garden. In the center of the garden is a large, prominent, hand-painted sign with the text "GRAVITY GARDEN, PEOPLE PLANT POWER, OUFP, OAKLAND URBAN FARM PROJECT". Smaller signs scattered among the garden's tiered wooden beds read, "EMBRACE", "TRUST YOUR GARDEN", "GRAVITY GARDEN", and "ALL ARE WELCOME". Behind the garden and next to it, higher up the hill, are a tall beige apartment buildings under a bright blue sky. Photo taken, by me, in Oakland, California, in September 2025.
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Just A Bastard-Ricardo🤼 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @just-ricardo.bsky.social · 41m
Das Boot for tax purposes
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 41m
a remake of Donnie Darko where Frank is actually Frank Reynolds
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 8m
If things wind up like Mad Max, I had better get a fucking badass car and none of this "back of the motorcycle" bullshit.
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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 8m
I used all my brain power trying to remember how many beers I've had.
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Jules 🦋 @julesk.me · 11m
Another home task complete.. im trying to do all the tasks until i get to the final boss.... filing paperwork 👎
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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 10m
“Finding Nemo for tax purposes”
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 9m
youtu.be/Yi2xCaX0jSM?...
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HEARTWARMING: Norfolk Southern Employee Makes the Day!
YouTube video by Virtual Railfan
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 25m
My vampire boyfriend burned his mouth on my garlic knot panties
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 23m
ITFDB (still champs for another couple of hours at least edition)
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 23m
Diablo 4 is about a mother's love of her children
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 19m
It's wine o'clock!
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 19m
my fantasy football season so far...
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Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 17m
Leftovers ~ the chicken remained flavorful & moist, while the dauphinois is point on! Listening to Damien Rice’s O
Close up of a sliced chicken breast with a layer of Lucious fat, chopped up dauphinois behind
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 16m
Me 3 years ago: *waiting patiently for my Bluesky invite, supposedly a better social media experience* Me today: *opens mutuals tab to a flood of jizz jokes*
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 16m
a "Little People" character has on a helmet and is on a trike and the words, "Fuck Off" have been written above
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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 15m
Playing “The Floor Is Lava” for real added an extra dimension to the game.
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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 14m
If you have a hairy back and long arms, you may be an orangutan.
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 13m
OK, holy shit what the hell is Kirk Herbstreit wearing? i’m not mad at the three different patterns between the suit shirt and tie so much as the fact that the suit material looks like woven plastic he’s lucky he has a cute dog 
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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 12m
No, I'm not going to shave your back. - me to my orangutan. He thinks he's a metrosexual.
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Greg Morosoff @gregmorosoff.bsky.social · 17h
"Midnights" (2022) Art by Jess Mason Goodnight Blue ones #MenWithCats
"Midnights" (2022)
Art by Jess Mason
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Becca's Mullet is Sending Postcards to Voters @beccasmullet.bsky.social · 17h
Oh, Yes! I had heard they were right nearby. Taking out the Sberbank data centers could be so, so amazing!
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Happy Dance
Alt: Happy Dance from The Peanuts.
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 17h
The Pinker the Floyd, the Darker the Moon
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SBM is a SPOOPY ASSHOLE SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
youtu.be
Ram Jam - Black Betty (Official Video)
YouTube video by RamJamVEVO
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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 17h
I have maintained for DECADES that Margaret White is the true villain of CARRIE (HM to Chris Hargensen and Tina Blake, fuck you bitches) but motherfucker, if I don't feel a little niblet of pity for that woman in this new series... Also, the new additions... they're intriguing. The Shiningverse.
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SBM is a SPOOPY ASSHOLE SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
8 does this.
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 16h
bruh, it's rly silly that apparently all of bajor had this mythic belief that odo, chief of security, working for the occupying forces, never made any decisions that hurt bajorans? i had no idea that was the perception. that's absurd. like y is kira shook? he didn't even do it maliciously!
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 16h
When I think of something to say you’ll be the last to know.
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 16h
Bife, Biberty, and the pursuit of Bappiness
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 37m
sometimes when I am hanging out here I regret never becoming involved in the video gaming world
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 35m
Hands down the most immature 50yo I know of... so I've got that going for me
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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 1h
What if there really was a monkey in the middle would we still be tossing a ball back-and-forth??
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 59m
drop a film you saw on a first date (Not really a first date but the night I proposed)
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Constantine Noiz
Alt: Constantine Noiz
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 58m
Earnest goes to Jail for tax purposes
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Himedanshi no Naku Koro ni @pathillogical.bsky.social · 1h
Four Weddings and a Funeral for Tax Purposes
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Boobs™ @boobs.goodgirls.onl · 1h
Batman Returns for Tax Purposes
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 56m
The Dark Knight Rises for tax purposes
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 35m
Crop-dusting at the office and sticking my ass out to increase the sound. Just to show I care.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 38m
Them: I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation. Me: [standing on the ceiling] Why do you say that?
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 40m
Attention: the cat is in the bag
Boris the orange and white tabby in a brown paper bag
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𝕖𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕚𝕟 ♬ @ecksteinish.bsky.social · 39m
#Alt&Grunge #MusicChallenge #Music 🎵 #MusicSky 🎶 #ChrisCornell 💔 🖤 Definitely one of my favorites. Chris Cornell - Scream youtu.be/7GiyhVHIiWo?...
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Chris Cornell - Scream (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ChrisCornellVEVO
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 39m
I just received a polling questions text without asking for a handout! It's a Christmas miracle!
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𝕖𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕚𝕟 ♬ @ecksteinish.bsky.social · 52m
#DavidsMonthOfMusic #MusicSky 🎶 #MusicChallenge With everybody, everything or everywhere in the title. An absolute gem from my gay club days... Black Box - Everybody Everybody youtu.be/18N2k1TBBRE?...
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Black Box - Everybody Everybody (Official Video)
YouTube video by BlackBoxHouse
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 52m
when I order food on an app and they call me I feel so betrayed
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 51m
I wasn’t prepared to live my life on shuffle
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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 51m
like i said, there is no time when saying like i said isnt kinda rude
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