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Dez Fenton

@butisitart.bsky.social
1.9K followers 2.9K following 8.6K posts

Here for one-on-one human interaction, not performance “Usually likeable” @wordfarmer.bsky.social Some guy who spent too much time online for a while and makes media. Over 40 enough to fondly remember the days of ANSI color internet. FKA Jewan MacGregor.

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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t know about you but I could really go for some sausage.
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So help me god if I watch those texting dots bounce for 36 minutes while you're typing and I get less than 412 paragraphs I will block you.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You know president by random might be a better way.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok so the edit, a juxtaposition of things, becomes a thing unto itself via rhythm and repetition, that defines the language of experiential reality despite the fact that it does not exist in reality or actual experience at all.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Plus sides of no longer being called Jewan MacGregor include no longer being included on lists based on the word search “Jew.” Minuses include my current name being less initially entertaining although ultimately clearly more well suited to my ass.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So the juxtaposition created by the edit becomes, unto itself, a linguistic tool of power and meaning, control over the sides of the :s and ‘s, and therefore, their functional relationship and meaning in the field of an ammoral and impartial universe.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It honestly makes my soul happy to know that people might know me as Dez, a weird pseudonym I dreamed up ages ago.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you, each and all, who have acknowledged my existence on various terrible days.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What I’m saying is my best posts may be behind me
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I'm not afraid of anything, I remember when television used to just cut to static after midnight.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I misread “change sex” to mean “revolutionize the act of fucking,” like making the Citizen Kane of analingus.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A lot people don’t realize this but some of Prince’s songs are actually about sex.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Faster than light. And harder.
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holly ($170/$1330) @hollyjaymes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Havin' fun is rad.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
You haven’t done everything or been everywhere, go buy some $1.99 cds at the used book store based on artwork or titles alone or try weird sex
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
#6 I was in a brief relationship w a woman who had a tattoo of her favorite band, right in a place where their faces were staring at me during certain sex positions.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screw the masses. We only want to have some fun.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guy whose favorite band turned out to be controlled by the most juvenile human to ever exist except maybe Trump.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shout out to @debbshock.blue for caring about me as a human despite my poor social media presence and continued difficulty being human.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once it seemed so appealing. Now I am beyond belief.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I read all of Masculinity culture as sublimated desire. They just cannot admit they’re into balls.
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
normalize being a bitch
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't be the only person who thinks it would be incredibly satisfying to smack an enemy with a very large fish
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please ignore my stupidity for the next few days, my entire energy is devoted to trying to get my job to stop killing me.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you're not outraged by the same things I'm outraged by that's understandable because I'm merely one person constrained by my finite knowledge and extremely limited lived experience.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heeeeeeeyyyy. What’s new in Baltimore?
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NineBlack @9black.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also! Y'all need to remember how many people on this website aren't real people so if it seems odd that a metric shit ton of [group you are annoyed by] are all being dumb and annoying it might just be an opp.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Amidst all of the bs about “prediction markets” representing a new kind of truth, please remember we already have a financial prediction market and it’s called insurance and it is incentivized to predict actual reality
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 27/09/2026
being alive should not be so expensive
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Responding to abuse is hard work. Unrelated, I’m drinking, ama.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Appreciate you.
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Tad Pol @tdotp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Van Helen
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band Jilling Joke
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally taking some steps to address this. Wish me luck.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mom, I tore a big hole in the convertible.
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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hiya, just a quick note. Their ai didn’t “go rouge,” it was just badly programmed. Criminally negligently badly, one might say
The New York Times

OpenAl's Systems Meddled With U.S. Government Sites After Going Rogue

The company did not learn until recently that its technology had meddled with websites for the Education and Commerce Departments and the Securities and Exchange Commission.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s made them all realize that they can get away with whatever we will let them get away with and they are all trying to get away w everything on us all at once to overwhelm the system and still we let them.
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A hose is an extension cord for a hole
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new favourite Smaug dropped
the 1968 "pleasure in reading" edition of the hobbit featuring an adorable bright pink Smaug torching the inhabitants of lake town
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Things are terrible for all of us, but, hey, we all got to be alive in the same universe as Mike Schank and David Bowie for a bit and that isn’t nothing.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We just dropped a bombshell investigation into ChatGPT's role in the Tumbler Ridge mass shooting. Incredible reporting from @markfollman.bsky.social that will have far-reaching effects...hopefully: www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...
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ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s okay, I wouldn’t be caught reskeeting my stuff either.
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Weirdre Lee 🌙💞✨️🍂 @deirdrelee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Important news: potato cat
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also the other night I was in the bathtub and remembered I’d forgotten dinner in the microwave
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was preparing for traveling into the city for a concert tomorrow in between some crazy work shifts and my fiancé just pointed out that the show is next week.
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They were trying to sell us settling for this instead of life. But we drew the line at screens on our faces.
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