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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 29/09/2026
You too can be in your late 30s and open your heart to Chicago much like Case Keenum
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee
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JP @jhpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah I bet!
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Noises Off is every bit as important a film to watch as My Cousin Vinnie, if you want to be a litigator.
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Star:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whether or not the O'Hare Flyer plan is actually realistic, imagine thinking a train station that puts you nine minutes outside of downtown and six minutes away from O'Hare's terminals "wouldn't benefit" a nearby property
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
[under breath] holy fuckin shit
Cinemagic theatre with three movies on the marquee: starship troopers, mars attacks and tremors
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JP @jhpy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So much of the music is detached from the story anyways - you could plug those songs in anywhere!
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FALSE BERLIN and BIZARRE LITTLE MEN are categories, they did the thing
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Whatever you do don’t take me to The Island from The Prisoner! I’d hate to live in a cool rent free apartment full of bold late 60s modern furniture haha noooo a bubble don’t chase me haha
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We are halfway to St. Patrick's Day today.
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
how long as she been holding onto a second photo from the babadook wine party halloween, waiting for the absolute best time to deploy it
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
breaking: trump has renamed yemen "new katy freeway"
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Most American television has been made with the assumption that the person watching it is: - a bored child - an incredibly easily amused adult Give or take a golden age here or a prestige era there, that's pretty constant up to now
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Comics in the Golden Age @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Mandrake the Magician Sunday strip from September 6, 1959.
In this six panel color Sunday strip, a man is walking down the street when he is suddenly held up by a talking horse holding a gun.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
1. Rick Steves has spent $2 million of his own money to rescue a single-screen theater in Edmonds, WA. This is part of a multi-million-dollar effort he has made to invest in community properties in order to preserve local institutions and keep them serving the communities they were built for.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026
the turkey club- lettuce and bacon from the old world, turkey and tomatoes from the new- is a perfect synthesis of the columbian exchange and will probably be reinvented from first principles dozens of times in the future as civilizations crumble and rise anew
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
a comic put out a comic of a Ren faire, which is ren from Ren and stimpy like four times in different renfaire costumes and they are all saying you eediot
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Like just to give you some perspective on this, the entire Colorado River Basin + areas outside the basin that get their water piped in from the Colorado like the Imperial Valley, grows about 40% as much food (by dollar value) as *just* the state of Illinois does.
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JP @jhpy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Perfect flying weather
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Laura Collins-Hughes @collinshughes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I know publicity is his job, but the mayor saying that “the magic of live theater could never be captured on video” and “It’s something that must be experienced in person” makes me feel less crazy.
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Niall McDiarmid @niallmcdiarmid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My new book, Colour, is now available in the US through Photo-Eye. www.photoeye.com/bookstore/ci...
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The honourable critic will write, 'You know what? I don't care. This is a colossal waste of money, an insult to everyone's intelligence. God knows how many new shows & movies could've been made with this. But instead we're queueing up to service the dumbest, most unimaginative people alive.'
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
so there was a plausible scenario where It could have Happened and two hours later he would have popped out like ta-da jk
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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ebil @elpardack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this video of Snoopy dancing to The Prodigy got crazy likes and RTs over on twitter so I'm posting it here
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
OK. I'll throw away that law degree then.
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Saturn's Moon Titan Drifting Away Faster Than Previously Thought - From NASA Marshall Space Flight Center - flic.kr/p/2jbaGeV
Just as our own Moon floats away from Earth a tiny bit more each year, other moons are doing the same with their host planets. As a moon orbits, its gravity pulls on the planet, causing a temporary bulge in the planet as it passes.

Over time, the energy created by the bulging and subsiding transfers from the planet to the moon, nudging it farther and farther out. Our Moon drifts 1.5 inches (3.8 centimeters) from Earth each year.

Scientists thought they knew the rate at which the giant moon Titan is moving away from Saturn, but they recently made a surprising discovery: Using data from NASA's Cassini spacecraft, they found Titan drifting a hundred times faster than previously understood -- about 4 inches (11 centimeters) per year.

The findings may help address an age-old question. While scientists know that Saturn formed 4.6 billion years ago in the early days of the solar system, there's more uncertainty about when the planet's rings and its system of more than 80 moons formed. Titan is currently 759,000 miles (1.2 million kilometers) from Saturn. The revised rate of its drift suggests that the moon started out much closer to Saturn, which would mean the whole system expanded more quickly than previously believed.

Larger than the planet Mercury, huge moon Titan is seen here as it orbits Saturn. Below Titan are the shadows cast by Saturn's rings. This natural color view was created by combining six images captured by NASA's Cassini spacecraft on May 6, 2012.

Image Cred...
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They should make branded garbage bags like this.
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JP @jhpy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I would be the guy in the Trojan horse telling everyone else “shhhh!”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If that reviewer had seen the Odyssey in IMAX 70mm they’d realise all their complaints were addressed at the top and bottom of the frame
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
*flirting with a 38 year old* Animal Collective really went downhill after Centipede Hz *turning to their 43 year old friend* but everything pales in comparison to Spirit They've Come *turning to the other 28 year old* however I really do enjoy the poppier sound of Painting With
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JP @jhpy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I would be the guy in the Trojan horse telling everyone else “shhhh!”
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JP @jhpy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mazel!
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JP @jhpy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Good beer
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Thomas O’Mahony @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Friendship. Medium shot. Tim Robinson as Craig. He sits in an armchair. The caption reads, “There’s a new Marvel out that’s supposed to be nuts.”
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
just learned about this woke casting choice in The Odyssey needless to say, i will NOT be seeing Nolan's film
cover from Wishbone's Odyssey book showing the dog in some adorable Greek armor
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Bernie Wrightson, from Cycle of the Werewolf, 1983
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A legend, an icon and a trailblazer.
4 frame comic. first frame shows the ibm building, 2nd shows a smartphone, 3rd shows a trans flag, and 4th shows Lynn Conway, smiling. Text reads: After Lynn Conway transitioned in 1968, she lost her family and was fired from her job at IBM. she went on to pioneer the microchip technology that powers your smartphone. She has been a tireless advocate for trans rights and an inspiration for trans leaders everywhere. She was a legend, an icon and a trailblazer. She will be thoroughly missed.
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sun, Sun, Mr. Ashy-Orange Sun, please cough down on me.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
solomon in 1 Kings 3
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/07/2026
*what i mean by this is that “whiteness” is a modern concept that literally does not exist in the context of a world modeled after the early middle ages. beyond that, the text is such that you could basically anyone to play anyone and it would not make a material difference to the story.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you
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