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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor

@andrewpaul.bsky.social
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Mississippi cyberpunk Jewboy covering dystopian horror for @popsci.com Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator for @mcsweeneys.net andrewpaulwrites.com andrew.paul@popsci.com

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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 14h
just now reading the Time interview and wow, Trump really said that?
Your pick to lead the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh-he just oversaw a unanimous vote to raise interest rates. Obviously, you've been very much opposed to raising rates. You want lower rates—

I don't wanna take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off and go to work for? Work for what? Money? I got all the money in the world. I'm the king, man. I run the underworld, guy. I decide who does what nd where they do it at. What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for omeone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards"
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 12h
these are deliciously bitchy, but please remember you do not gotta hand it to Thom Tillis
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 14h
just now reading the Time interview and wow, Trump really said that?
Your pick to lead the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh-he just oversaw a unanimous vote to raise interest rates. Obviously, you've been very much opposed to raising rates. You want lower rates—

I don't wanna take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off and go to work for? Work for what? Money? I got all the money in the world. I'm the king, man. I run the underworld, guy. I decide who does what nd where they do it at. What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for omeone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards"
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Devorah Blachor @devorahblachor.bsky.social · 14h
Could it be that the “Your Body My Choice” movement sends a confusing message to boys? My latest on @mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...
mcsweeneys.net
How Could Such a Thing Still Happen in a Country with a Frat Boy Supreme Court Justice?
“I’m just thinking out loud here, but maybe a political party that has dedicated the last forty years to taking away women’s rights could also give some thou...
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 15h
i can't think of a more Drake thing for Drake to do than hijack 'Choosin Texas' for a fuckin dorky sadboy single
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15h
Choosin' Cordless Window Blinds
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 15h
your move, Joyce Carol Oates
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i stand by all this btw
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thor 'Is he though' meme
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how do y'all stay hydrated without feeling gross? i have never drank enough water, and am trying to change that. but now i feel like a goddamn water balloon every minute of the day.
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lmao Trump couldn't even make it two questions into his Time interview before leaning on Natalie Harp for help
Well, look, you know, this isn't like I'm building a building, which I can do out of my back pocket. It's easier to do that for me, and it's what I've been doing. This is a whole new world, probably mostly good, but some bad too. And it's a very powerful world. It's a very—potentially really could be good for medical. I mean, some of the things they're coming up with now that they never even thought about. But with good comes bad, and we want them, we want all of them to behave for themselves. Tomorrow's meeting. What time is that meeting tomorrow? Two?

Natalie Harp: Noon, in the East Room.
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cue the Team Trump lawsuit threats against Time in 3...2...1
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The Other Brewsky @theotherbrewsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Turns out the Cult of Mithras was the correct religion all along."
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Gary Kay (empty kettle) @atgeekay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Non-fungible Communion Tokens for all
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wrong answers only.
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Religious Scholars Met With Anthropic. What They Heard Stunned Them.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
do the men in the group chat like each other, i wonder flaminghydra.com/gentlemen-an...
Do the men in the group chat like each other, I wonder-these men expressing such unmistakable, unrestrained glee as they stain their souls forever and ruin their classmate's life. I can't decide whether they're more odious if the answer is yes or if it's no, but I can't dismiss the question as unimportant, either. These fraternities that the public rarely hears about, except when their members kill or rape: do they foster the bonds of friendship or just cheaply mimic them? When some ex-frat boy needs a lawyer or an introduction to a senator later in his life, when that boy digs through the network of other boys for a hookup, what is the nature of the bond he's leaning on? I want to diagnose it. I'm the naive fool who believes that in diagnosing it, I can cure us all of it.
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Death From Above 1979 could have walked away after You're A Woman, I'm a Machine and it would have been enough the fact that we're still getting bangers like this is a gift. also the video absolutely rips. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTU4...
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Death From Above 1979 - Private Lives (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Death From Above 1979
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
alright i'll allow it
Peaches Reworks “Fuck the Pain Away” for a Hellraiser Video Game
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TEXT 'POTUS' !
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all you fascists are bound to lose.
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok but how many minutes include gaunt white people having seizures?
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
started aimlessly writing some one-man band garage rock songs and DJ-ing about six months ago. most creative i've felt in years. highly recommend.
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
episode 214084534 in the ongoing series: 'Monologues That Would Get A Man Institutionalized If He Wasn't White And Wealthy'
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we are so close, y'all. hang in there
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 30/09/2026
I'm absolutely fascinated by "journalism" that can't seem to tell readers an obvious truth. Like the fact this is absolutely meaningless bullshit designed to pre-empt real oversight
reuters.com
Trump releases AI accord with tech executives
President Donald Trump released a document on Tuesday that his administration cast as an accord ​on artificial intelligence and which he said earlier was signed by ‌him and tech executives that he met...
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
believe me, in my freelancer days, i'd have been on that next flight
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
come to our Jared Leto-ass tropical wellness yurt we promise we won't kill you! 😜😜😜
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i've seen a lot of ridiculous PR emails in my career so believe me when i say: this is, without doubt, one of the most unhinged pitches i've ever received
Hi Andrew,

Call it the Nine Perfect Strangers effect. Wellness travel is getting stranger, more sensory, more seductive and a lot more interesting. The people booking these trips aren't necessarily coming to “heal.” They're founders, creatives, skeptics, couples, solo travelers, people between chapters and people who have already done the spa, the silent retreat, the cold plunge and every longevity and optimization protocol and are asking a much better question: What haven't I tried yet?

That's why I want to put The Vessyl in front of you. Set across 118 acres of rainforest beneath Costa Rica's Arenal Volcano, The Vessyl is an intimate property where nature, adventure, sound, ancient systems of self-understanding and emerging technology are allowed to exist in the same world. Think Nine Perfect Strangers meets The White Lotus, except nobody is secretly dosing your smoothie or throwing you overboard. And we'd love to host you. I would be happy to send you a sample itinerary of the trip as well. 
I have two press trips that I am booking currently:
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mood.
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DROP THAT BODY OFF, GIRL
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
preem work, chooms...
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 30/09/2026
oh hai! we launched a new website yesterday for @freedompress.bsky.social, the oldest continuously running english-language anarchist newspaper in the world (140 years and counting)! still working out all the kinks, but you should check it out! freedompress.org.uk
freedompress.org.uk
Freedom Press | The Home of Freedom Books and Newspaper
Freedom Press is an anarchist publisher, bookshop and newspaper, publishing books, news, commentary and archive material since 1886.
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
these people are so desperately weird
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sickosmeme.jpg
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is guaranteed to kick ass. can’t wait to dive in
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 29/09/2026
this is the accomplice-to-sex-trafficking secretary of education disputing the findings of researchers that a.i. worsens learning outcomes for children because the whole administration is mobbed up with the a.i. companies for making billions
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pickle Rick is so frustrating because it's an extremely funny bit in the context of the early seasons. the scene itself/entire episode is so good and yet
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there's a not-zero chance that Eliezer Yudkowsky has a Pickle Rick tattoo
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Jonathan Bernstein @jonbern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ian Noe might be my favorite songwriter of the last decade. Here's my story on the reclusive songwriter: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Ian Noe Dropped One of Roots Music's Best Albums. Then He Disappeared
Ian Noe went off the grid after releasing his 2022 album. Now he's ready to return with new album 'Canyon Falls Trailer Band.'
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Robert Eggers will not rest until every gaunt white Hollywood actor has an epileptic seizure on camera www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL1E...
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WERWULF - Official Trailer 2 [HD] - Only In Theaters This Christmas
YouTube video by Focus Features
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
UK! Sunday’s performance in London is sold out but tickets are still available for Glasgow! nicklusko.com Art by the incredible Luke Flowers! Prints will be available at the shows
Big Nick UK official poster art ft pumpkin man, marshmallow, infowars elf, Horace the infowars horse, Danny Devito. Desmond, boot full of beans. Reset button, skeleton xray, possum heart, cricket man and queen, Mr bean, spirit Halloween dummy + skeleton, wet dracula, Greezy with puppets, manscaped puppet, tums hat, Hellmo, forest person, new Oscar, wet man, Run rabbit + foot, swords clown, ALF, ghost of Ernest, medieval Nick playing a lute
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i suddenly got an incredible idea for High Fidelity 2
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh HELL yes.
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the easiest way to describe New Orleans to someone who’s never been is that it’s simultaneously the literal and figurative End of the World, as well as everyone’s future it’s somehow both ominous and incredibly life-affirming. 10/10 city. so thankful i got to live here for the years i did
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sterling Archer: Hey! Phrasing!
Alt: Sterling Archer: Hey! Phrasing!
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NEW: Justin Brown, a cofounder of the AI slop empire Brown Brothers Media, has deep ties to convicted sex criminal and Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell. Maxwell promoted Brown's failed social media platform Ideapod -- which is still a publisher in BBM's portfolio: futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
You Know Those Three Brothers Who Buy Struggling News Sites and Turn Them Into AI-Powered Content Farms? It Turns Out One of Them Has Extensive Connections to Ghislaine Maxwell
Ideapod, a cornerstone brand of Brown Brothers Media's AI empire, has deep ties to convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell.
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Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
leaving tomorrow. the masochism continues until we depart
Alligator po’boy with fries
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