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On twitter, I had an underscore in my name. Here, I don’t. Everything else is basically the same 📍 Carrboro, North Carolina

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 2h
And somehow people were convinced *I* was the biggest nerd on the Vikings
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 2h
Mike Tomlin built college high rises based on where his children went I’m gonna cry dawg
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 2h
"I was always really conscious of having the appropriate amenities," Mike Tomlin says of bathroom counts in the Minecraft buildings he began 12 years ago
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EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
YouTube video by Mike Tomlin
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 2h
He built a CVS????
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 3h
this beats “for sale: baby shoes, never worn” by two words
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 6h
Spoke to a class a Columbia earlier about press freedom and anticipated having to explain what Gawker was but it did not occur to me for even two minutes that I would also have to explain who Hulk Hogan was
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 5h
the coach’s explanation for the nickname Meat Shop really makes no sense
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 5h
trump’s gotten bored and making up new racial stereotypes
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 9h
It gives me no pleasure to report that Steve Bannon won.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11h
Absolutely embarrassing stuff
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 12h
@darthbluesky.bsky.social has anyone told you about the humble potato by air
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Potato by air
Millennial potato subsidy
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23h
When I die, please don’t let Mario Lopez choose the photo they use
Mario Lopez & @mariolopezviva
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Heartbroken to hear about my old friend Dennis Haskins. He played the principal, but Dennis was the biggest kid on the SBTB set.
If you knew him, you loved him—and if there was karaoke, you knew Dennis was getting on that mic! I'm grateful for the laughs, the memories, and the friendship we shared all these years. Rest easy, my friend. You'll always be part of our Bayside family.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 16h
Only one man could have solved this
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 23h
so you're saying this was a bad idea
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 13h
The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask
The Hawks/Hawkeyes guy accusing libs a month ago of not knowing ball

Eric Schmitt
@Eric_Schmitt
“Beat Ohio?”

Tell me you don’t know ball with saying you don’t know ball.
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ladies and gentlemen, wednesday @colbertwednesday.bsky.social · 14h
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
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@nicksaraev
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 14h
seems like if you kill two people with your car, you should probably be cited or arrested
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Two dead in e-bike crash in Wilson County, driver not cited or arrested
Just after 5 a.m. Thursday, the Wilson Police Department said 42-year-old Charise Dickerson and 49-year-old Jason Williams, both of Wilson, were riding an e-bike on Tilghman Road when Collin McLaughl...
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you want cat content from tim meadows, you’re going to need to be on tiktok
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he’s all grown up
vein popping guy meme
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One, this hilariously outs who all got the talking points in advance and how blatantly they parrot those. Two, Schmitt really thought today he'd launch himself to the VP nomination and with that a decent shot at the presidency down the line. Instead this is the only thing he'll be remembered for.
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brothers is a real slog even by Apple TV sitcom standards, but Lisa Gilroy is throwing straight heaters
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listening to the new Squirrel Flower album again ahead of the concert this weekend and realized that her song “Cleveland” is basically the opposite of Taylor Swift’s song “Cleveland!”
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Squirrel Flower – Cleveland
[Verse 1] / He said all trains end in Chicago / But I don’t know if that’s true / Don’t you want a home in Lakewood? / Back porch with a lakeside view / [Chorus] / He’s cute but he
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Dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Her lawsuit didnt hesitate to name & shame" wtf do you think lawsuits are for you sweaty toad
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."
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David A. Graham @dgraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is not what I want for my kids and I doubt it's what most other parents want, either.
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're 100% gonna shut this down within a week
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah, I will not be watching that
In a nine-minute video
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 29/09/2026
Pennywise the clown saying you can do yoga down here now
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I’m Trent Reznor, I’d start off all my concerts with a video clip of Phoebe Bridgers from Primetime explaining to Bokeem Woodbine what Nine Inch Nails is
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this video is so funny, imagine being grilled by a US Senator who is oddly convinced that you went to an Atlanta Hawks game when you have never been to an Atlanta Hawks game
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
third way figured out dems should stop attacking trans people? third way?!
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The Crone of the 4th District @the-swampwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How the hell did this moron even swim in the right direction? www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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Swimmer Riley Gaines Says Helen Keller’s Existence ‘Doesn’t Sit Right’ With Her: ‘Did She Really Exist?’
Riley Gaines has her doubts about one historical figure — Helen Keller. During her appearance on The Katie Miller Podcast on June 16, Gaines was asked to name one conspiracy theory that she believed i...
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how are they letting somebody write this who graduated from Dartmouth like 3 years ago
Welcome to my college writing
portfolio! I am
Marc Novicoff, a young journalist and recent
graduate of Dartmouth
College, where I majored in History and Economics.
This site is where you can find basically everything I wrote during college!
To my knowledge, this page will be frozen in time around August 2023, which means at some point, I'll have to get my own website, but that point hasn't come yet. Right now, I am an editorial intern at POLITICO, where I work on the magazine team.
From September 2020 to June 2021, I took a gap year off school to avoid online classes and pursue some work interests. During most of this gap year, I worked for Matt Yglesias at Slow Boring, a popular American politics blog hosted on Substack. On this website, you can find my academic writing, but if you'd like to read what I wrote during my gap year, here's my farewell post at Slow Boring, which links to my other 4 pieces. Last fall, I also started my own blog called Marc's Take, hosted by Substack, which you can find here.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
attention job seekers: the israeli defense force is looking for a content producer and speechwriter for soldiers (80-90k) workforcenow.adp.com/mascsr/defau...
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Recruitment
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Shannon & Jason Narducy playing The Ritz instead of Cat's Cradle means I guess I won't see them on the Document tour
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Michael Shannon & Jason Narducy Announce 2027 R.E.M. Tribute Tour
At this point, it’s an annual tradition: The acclaimed, intense, Oscar-nominated actor Michael Shannon heads out on tour with his indie rocker buddy Jason Narducy, and they pay tribute to a different ...
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
congrats to the whole marvel family. on what, who can really say
Instagram post from vindiesel:
“Congrats to the whole marvel family... all the way from Planet X...

We are Groot!”
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Sarah Edwards @eddysarah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this story is nuts — UNC Health briefly adopted BidShift, a platform that has nurses bid against eachother for hard-to-fill shifts, so that the hourly premium rate (already substantially lower than it was pre-pandemic) keeps dropping. It pivoted after backlash.
indyweek.com
The Gig Is Up: UNC Health Does an About-Face on BidShift
UNC Health dropped the software Bidshift after a plan to make nurses bid against each other for extra shifts caused a social media firestorm.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Democratic candidate talking point just dropped.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The byline left up there like a head on a spike outside a castle
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Sam Biddle @sambiddle.com · 29/09/2026
I wrote about something that was making me feel nuts: After weeks of discourse around hypothetical existential threats from AI triggered global calls for government intervention, we learned a faulty AI system almost triggered a US-China war. And no one really cared. theintercept.com/2026/09/28/a...
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AI Almost Started a U.S.–China War — and No One Seems to Care
The tech world is too busy dreaming up imaginary doomsday scenarios to focus on a very real one that flared up between nuclear powers.
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
abc you got me all wrong
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think you need to be a doctor to know that subjecting children to Jets football is harmful.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I’m probably gonna outlive my wife but there’s no way to say that without sounding like you have a plan
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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