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Hemry, Local Bartender

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 1h
the phenomenon where trump is totally hypnotized by the last person he talked to extends to chatbots
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 2h
And once again seeing signs and hearing people that say they disagree with you and you should be ashamed is not a breach of "civility." Civility encompasses disagreement in a free society, what these people demand is enforced niceness & adoration
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 2h
cnn & ms now ad sales teams: well yeah it's STOLEN, but it's still MONEY
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 5h
Oh no there must be some mistake, I wanted to oppress the country but also be adored for it wherever I go. Can someone put me in touch with the manager of maine
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 5h
I have never seen anyone make this argument, on bluesky or elsewhere. What we have all seen is people claim repeatedly that they did in fact stop saying weird, which is false. The fact that consultants, who were ignored by the candidates but amplified by the press, were opposed to it is uncontested
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 14h
a hero who has etched her name alongside the members of the underground railroad and all who sacrifice themselves on behalf of the victims of oppression and tyranny
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 15h
goodbye to some of my faves for now, like empress 1908 gin and la fin du monde
bbc.com
US ban on Canadian alcohol and dairy takes effect as trade war drags on
It is the latest escalation in the Canada-US trade war after negotiations collapsed in late August, with no word on when talks may resume.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is anyone going to FOIA the america dot gov system prompt. The whole thing right now is kind of a transparency nightmare
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this renaming shit is getting out of control
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they should censure schmitt imho
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's crazy how anytime someone starts off their reply/quote to will with "Will," it's followed by the goofiest argle-bargle you've ever seen
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
having the owner come in and address the staff & guests like "good news everyone! we're changing stuff up to be fucking stupid and crazy based on some dumb shit i saw online!" paints such a vivid picture of what small restaurants are like, i'm happy you all got to see it
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt missed the memo that this "anti-trump conspiracy" stuff is just something you say, not something you actually try to prove
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setnoclip01.bsky.social @setnoclip01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it feels like everyone forgot that nobody wanted the internet as it is now
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why does he look like that
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The boring explanation that no one wants to hear is that a global pandemic made everyone mad forever & this manifested in democracies as feverish anti-incumbent sentiment, to trump's extreme benefit in 2024 and (hopefully) to his extreme disadvantage in 2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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ellen teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @ellenteapot.ca · 28/09/2026
please don’t do this
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
campaign ad: you run this clip, you cut to talarico just staring silently at the camera for 3 seconds, cut to VOTE TALARICO. boom, done. instant classic
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Diabolical reaction image
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just think it's neat how we elected one of these people as president twice
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"It's as if all he knows is GPU sales...and breathing!"
youtu.be
Spongebob We Threw Out His Name
YouTube video by Luke Alexander
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remain flabbergasted that heading into the midterms as a very unpopular incumbent party & seeing the public fully glonzofied on this particular issue that the message is "glonzo is good actually"
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's crazy how the super online nazis running the regime's social media accounts still think they're part of pop culture. it's like, bro you don't even go here
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some of you may remember the sweet new years eve kitty who just came into our house & wouldn't leave. Our wonderful friend & neighbor adopted him and unfortunately he's been having very serious & expensive health issues. Please consider donating to help them both:
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Donate to Help Auld Lang Syne Get the Vet Care He Needs, organized by Haylin Belay
Hey y'all! This fundraiser is for my sweet kitten, Auld Lang Syne, who has … Haylin Belay needs your support for Help Auld Lang Syne Get the Vet Care He Needs
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026
lots of discussion on here this week about how brains work and what consciousness really is so i'll go ahead and speculate that this is probably fun as fuck for the cow
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump take beef
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we have to stop imports because that's other countries stealing money from us, and we have to stop exports because that's other countries stealing goods from us at last we will throw off our shackles, no longer a nation plagued by trade
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my "totally legal and very smart" email has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my email
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"the white house referred questions about the announcement to vance's office" lmao they're like yeah no let me be PERFECTLY clear jd is the one eating the cat poop
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
why is everyone dunking on this. it's good that the glasses told him to stop yelling at his kid
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wake up babe new dumbass trump name change just dropped
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fwiw having read the essay i agree with this, the difference in this piece from ganz's typical voice & style strikes me as substantial fed a few excerpts of his earlier writing to pangram and got 100% human. this one got flagged as ai all over the place
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
canny strike by trains, the natural enemy of planes
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Defector @defector.com · 21/09/2026
Ed Sheeran delivers pointless statement then cries during latest concert: defector.com/ed-sheeran-d...
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Ed Sheeran Delivers Pointless Statement Then Cries During Latest Concert | Defector
This past weekend, Ed Sheeran performed his first concert since decrepit Patriots owner Robert Kraft stuck his hand up the singer’s ass and made him respect Israel. The culturally Irish but…
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the background noise kind of makes it sound like he's releasing a swarm of bees as he talks, which is cool. that's what you want
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/09/2026
what is happening here
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transylvan(ian) 🧛🏼 @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive"
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
on the national security side with this admin it's like wake up every day and learn a new critically important acronym that we destroyed/compromised/ran out of
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hmmmm
Newark Airport flights disrupted due to equipment outage, FAA saysLaughing man logo from ghost in the shell
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
release all thirty films on the same day you cowards. call it ABSOLUTE CINEMA and make it a national holiday
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João @euroconcern.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Year 2066 Group of 1st year International Relations students is chattering at a café after their lectures are done. "...ok but I still don't get it, how did NATO begin to unravel?" In the table next to them, a kindly couple in their 70s look and utter: "Do you know what potash is?"
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lol
Angely Mercado: Part of my personal issue with gentrification as a lifelong Queens res is how insensitive some of the conversation is towards working class BIPOC areas. "oh it's good here now!" So you're saying the area was bad when it was mostly brown working class people? We have a right to feel hurt by that.

Chris T: Queens was over 60% white in the 80s. It's *more* diverse now
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Lukashenka: Even if we wanted to supply potash to the West, there's nothing to supply
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i fear that the politics of the future in major industrialized powers are HKSG Hukou Kafala Stimmies Glonzo
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Errant @errantv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kindly fuck off with the xenophobia, new york is for anyone who wants to make a life in NY work.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
watched a youtube video called "i gaslit an AI game companion until she lost her mind" and it was hilarious bc it was actually the game companion successfully manipulating the youtuber until he very conventionally completed the game. and it wasn't even a good AI companion or game!
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I sent my family group chat the school choice article for their thoughts and I am amused at the speed and intensity with which the parentals were like, ain't no way, ain't no fuckin way
Screenshot of a text exchange, prompted by me sending FamBam the "In Fighting for Every Black Child, Did I Betray My Own?" article

Me: Whew, I'm reading this article and I'm curious about yalls thoughts 

idk that I coulda kept my child in that school

[Link]

Mommy: I started reading it earlier and there's no way I would have kept my kiddo there. 
I didn't finish the article though

[I exclamation point react]Screenshot text exchange continued

Dad: You cannot put your child into a bad school to make a political point. Your first obligation is toprovide your child with the best learning environment.

[I exclamation point react]

Me: What do you make of her hope that, with her resources, she could make the school better?

Mommy: I will have to read that part. I stopped reading very early on because I thought it was silly

[I laugh emoji react to this bc lmao]

Dad: Unless she had millions of dollars to pour into the school or hundredsof thousands of dollars for political advocacy on behalf of the school, she had little chance of changing the school.  And she can do all of this WITHOUT denying her child the best learning environment she can.

Jesus died on the cross for us.  So dey say.  

She does not have to be Jesus...and especially her child.

[I exclamation point reacted to this, but also lol]
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"hope is dope" is what i was going to post until the last 15% of the movie where it becomes clear that there's no resolution coming until the sequel(s) that na hong-jin isn't even sure he wants to make any time soon so fuck that movie actually
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