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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 15h
kids gave me a stomach virus again
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Simpsons: Pray For Mojo
ALT: Simpsons: Pray For Mojo
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Christopher Moltisanti: Bada Bing, Bada Boom!
ALT: Christopher Moltisanti: Bada Bing, Bada Boom!
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had a similar hard-hitting analysis published in RollingStone this week.
Rolling Stone
At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of Paw Patrol: the Dino Movie it may say more about the viewer than the movie.
Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. With incessant news coverage alongside chart and playlist presence, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance on this one.
Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people say they haven't heard the song and feel the need to make it known: they dont have kids ages 2-6.
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Statue of Roman General Titus, who led the siege of Jerusalem and the Second Temple fell
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gold in the morning, sailor’s warning gold at night, nor’easter is going to wreck your shit
Gold and pink sunset as nor’easter is about to hit
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
I am still laughing about this
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Fuck me Zoomer Jack Lemmon is gonna be in my head for days
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
green tux slaps
Ian Book wedding photo with bride in Notre Dame stadium
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
all packers fans rn
SNL Jingleheimer junction with F U combined with Green Bay Packer Fans C K
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nervously and repeatedly insist that i am woke, but believing it merely means to be against literal sleep
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there’s a 10% chance our chicken fries annihilate the human race
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i watched my four year old look at me, slap his hand against the wall, then look back at me and start “crying” for attention… his acting was better.
Elizabeth Holmes telling Nathan Fielder that she never lets people see her cry and then she sheds a tear without any part of her face changing expression
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Batman
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there must be so many ways to say goodbye, but i can't seem to think of one this time
billboard.com
Chad Gilbert, New Found Glory Guitarist, Dies at 45
New Found Glory guitarist Chad Gilbert has died at 45 after battling cancer.
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Due to the weather, we had to move fall-ball softball to Loftus.
Notre Dame softball inside Loftus facility
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Notre Dame student section chanting: “F— Miami”
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shirts are off in South Bend
Notre Dame stadium student section
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Spartys over.  Go Irish.

Banner on Graham Hall before Notre Dame Fighting Irish play Michigan State University Spartans in football
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The stolen package contains your healthcare, civil rights, and affordable fuel.
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My wife and I had this exact conversation... The kids need Catholic education so they know religion is boring af and not supposed to have alt-rock bands. And no, we’re not going to mass. Just them.
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Scallops won’t open for Sheeran.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
wait
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Holly Rowe’s response:
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Thank you Arch. / appreciate our conversation about this-which will remain private.
Apology accepted. We move forward with respect and kindness for one another.
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In my press conference
yesterday, I made an insensitive comment about an Al video.
There is nothing funny about it.
It's easy to say I didn't mean it, but I know my words and actions were hurtful to a lot of people. I do not take that lightly and am deeply sorry for that.
I specifically want to apologize to Holly Rowe for what she has personally had to deal with because of my comments. I have a ton of respect for her and appreciate her showing me grace in this moment. I need to do better and will be more thoughtful going forward.
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A jezebel goat seduced our nation’s finest law enforcement officer.
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jameis Winston spraying cologne on black-and-white Calvin Klein as for “Back up”
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nothing on Earth are more resilient than Skattebo’s remaining dozen brain cells, which are hanging on by a thread.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
too handsome, let’s not talk about it
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“praying mantises are harmless to humans,” my father-in-law says as he scurries upstairs and leaves me alone to remove the 6-inch space alien from the kitchen without violating state law
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
scared of cities 🤝 exploiting a city’s tragedy
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the duality of republicans:
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Another thing that changed after 9/11—the “peace dividend” and the notion that a budget surplus was even possible.
Thursday, October 28, 1999
PRESIDENT CLINTON:
THE LARGEST BUDGET SURPLUS AND DEBT PAY-DOWN IN HISTORY
"Today's good news is a result of hard-won economic choices that put our people first. That strategy has created the most prosperous economy in generations. "
President Bill Clinton
Thursday, October 28, 1999
Today, at the White House, President Clinton announced that the Office of Management and Budget and the Department of the Treasury have released figures showing the largest budget surplus and the largest pay-down of debt in history The President urged Congress to keep our nation on course by passing his budget plan that protects Social Security, pays down the debt, and meets the nation's priorities in the areas of education, health care, crime, and the environment.
Clinton-Gore Economic Plan Is Working. In 1993, President Clinton put in place a three-part economic strategy of fiscal discipline, investing in people, and opening markets abroad. Today's figures provide even more evidence that the Administration's strategy is working:
The Largest Surplus in History:
• The $123 billion surplus in 1999 is the largest dollar surplus in history, even after adjusting for inflation;
• The surplus, expected to be about 1.4% of GDP, is the largest surplus as a share of the economy since 1951;
• 1999 is the second year in a row of surplus, marking the first back-to-back surpluses since 1956-57;
• This is the first time in U.S. history that we've experienced seven years in a row of fiscal improvement.
The Largest Debt Reduction in History:
• Over the last two years, America has paid down $140 billion in public debt, the largest debt pay-down ever;
• The debt held by the public is $1.7 trillion lower than was projected when President Clinton took office;
• As a result, in 1999 alone, interest payments on the debt were $91 billion lower than projected.
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they said something about this at my kid’s kindergarten orientation
What Zone Are You In?
Blue Zone
Green Zone
Orange Zone
Red Zone
SAD
HURT
HAPPY
FOCUSED
SURPRISED
CONFUSED
ANGRY
RAGING
SICK
TIRED
What can I do?
REST
Take a break
Ask for help
Talk to someone
Jump up and down 5 x
I can also............?
CALM
EXCITED
What can I do?
GO
Think happy thoughts
Finish my work
Help others
Share ideas
I can also...........?
WORRIED
SILLY
What can I do?
SLOW DOWN
Take deep breaths
Talk to someone
Go for a short walk
Count to ten
I can also..........?
TERRIFIED
ANNOYED
What can I do?
STOP
Take a time out
Run a lap
Squeeze a stress ball
Drink water
I can also...........?
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Sir, the a-ha take on me music video has broken containment and taken over our dimension.”
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
in 2001, they screened our Halloween candy for anthrax it’s still going downhill from there
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Friends in Jersey City sent me their view of Lower Manhattan tonight.
Drone show of Twin Towers and skylights for 9/11 tribute Zoomed in view of twin towers drone show for 9/11 tribute
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hello friends, welcome to the Official App of Sports 2026 Wednesday Night NFL Football Season Kickoff Show, I am your host, Alf.
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s huge. I could quadruple my BlueSky reply guy scolding volume with this thing.
iPhone opened to be the size of iPad
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Let there be no conflict in America”
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There is a 10% chance my day job exterminates the human race. Check out my blog!
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
if ai machines are so scary, why am i still folding laundry for hours?
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This one would’ve been a lot easier if I knew whether or not the voter drove a cybertruck.
I'm in my 60s. I'm not religious in particular.
I'm divorced.
80%
chance I voted for Trump
Certainly Harris
Next voter
Certainly Trump
I did not vote for Trump.
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
DAMN
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Barbara, cancel my morning calls. There’s a Bluesky political quiz, and I’m losing.
I am a White woman in my 60s.
I'm Mormon.
100%
chance I voted for Trump
Certainly Harris
Next voter
Certainly Trump
I did not vote for Trump.
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
GOD (Genesis 1:3): “let there be light,” and there was light. [eons later, watching 2026 ACC football] GOD: “I’ve seen enough”
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Labor Day is short for Dad Made Me Do Manual Labor Today—not many people know this
4-year-old boy washing car with a sponge
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
34 push-ups is the limit
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So… Shuler *not* getting tossed for targeting is a miracle.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pick six for Notre Dame
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