DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 15hkids gave me a stomach virus againstatic.klipy.comSimpsons: Pray For MojoALT: Simpsons: Pray For Mojo 110
Reposted by DGMAnthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comChristopher Moltisanti: Bada Bing, Bada Boom!ALT: Christopher Moltisanti: Bada Bing, Bada Boom! 0211
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I had a similar hard-hitting analysis published in RollingStone this week. 080
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026gold in the morning, sailor’s warning gold at night, nor’easter is going to wreck your shit 020
Reposted by DGMGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026Fuck me Zoomer Jack Lemmon is gonna be in my head for days 1171
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026nervously and repeatedly insist that i am woke, but believing it merely means to be against literal sleep 020
Reposted by DGMDGM @notredale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026there’s a 10% chance our chicken fries annihilate the human race 2718
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i watched my four year old look at me, slap his hand against the wall, then look back at me and start “crying” for attention… his acting was better. 020
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026there must be so many ways to say goodbye, but i can't seem to think of one this timebillboard.comChad Gilbert, New Found Glory Guitarist, Dies at 45New Found Glory guitarist Chad Gilbert has died at 45 after battling cancer. 110
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Due to the weather, we had to move fall-ball softball to Loftus. 220
Reposted by DGMDGM @notredale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The stolen package contains your healthcare, civil rights, and affordable fuel. 8110541
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My wife and I had this exact conversation... The kids need Catholic education so they know religion is boring af and not supposed to have alt-rock bands. And no, we’re not going to mass. Just them. 120
Reposted by DGMDGM @notredale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A jezebel goat seduced our nation’s finest law enforcement officer. 0161
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Nothing on Earth are more resilient than Skattebo’s remaining dozen brain cells, which are hanging on by a thread. 120
Reposted by DGMBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026too handsome, let’s not talk about it 21676
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“praying mantises are harmless to humans,” my father-in-law says as he scurries upstairs and leaves me alone to remove the 6-inch space alien from the kitchen without violating state law 030
Reposted by DGMDGM @notredale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026scared of cities 🤝 exploiting a city’s tragedy 1341
Reposted by DGMacallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the duality of republicans: 074
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Another thing that changed after 9/11—the “peace dividend” and the notion that a budget surplus was even possible. 041
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026they said something about this at my kid’s kindergarten orientation 131
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Sir, the a-ha take on me music video has broken containment and taken over our dimension.” 040
Reposted by DGMDGM @notredale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026in 2001, they screened our Halloween candy for anthrax it’s still going downhill from there 0575
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Friends in Jersey City sent me their view of Lower Manhattan tonight. 161
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hello friends, welcome to the Official App of Sports 2026 Wednesday Night NFL Football Season Kickoff Show, I am your host, Alf. 072
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s huge. I could quadruple my BlueSky reply guy scolding volume with this thing. 020
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There is a 10% chance my day job exterminates the human race. Check out my blog! 021
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026if ai machines are so scary, why am i still folding laundry for hours? 010
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This one would’ve been a lot easier if I knew whether or not the voter drove a cybertruck. 0101
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Barbara, cancel my morning calls. There’s a Bluesky political quiz, and I’m losing. 2364
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 08/09/2026GOD (Genesis 1:3): “let there be light,” and there was light. [eons later, watching 2026 ACC football] GOD: “I’ve seen enough” 131
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Labor Day is short for Dad Made Me Do Manual Labor Today—not many people know this 130
DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So… Shuler *not* getting tossed for targeting is a miracle. 020