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Steve Kandell

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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yes, thank you. there's a bomb in my car.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the government should fund a program qhere young people apprentice under him so someone still knows how to do this stuff
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
theonion.com/old-mans-son...
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Old Man's Son Also Old Man
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh no you're not gonna make me like you again after all that but honestly very good try
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
look there’s no way a four-hour documentary about the world’s most insufferable person could ever become the highest grossing movie ever made but
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is what happens when there's nowhere to put a 4,000-word feature
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I would have simply not run a half marathon through several feet of water
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's against New Yorker house style to link out I guess but it's the thought that counts
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I get it but this is a bold take in the middle of the rush tour
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I just read somewhere that they're going to start playing another entire NBA season soon, why would they do this
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
another day another wrong home alone 2 cast member
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this is awful Corey links to a lot of great writing from Soraya and I would humbly add this (now hideous looking, art-free) story about the messy Canadian origins of Flashdance, the first time I’d worked with her www.buzzfeed.com/sorayarobert...
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The Secret History Of “Flashdance”
The dancers and photographer who inspired one of the biggest pop culture touchstones of a generation have gone most of their lives unable to publicly talk about the credit they think they deserve. Unt...
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
a good day to read the story of the band frank beard played in before zz top www.buzzfeed.com/danielralsto...
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The True Story Of The Fake Zombies, The Strangest Con In Rock History
In 1969, the Zombies had a huge hit single, despite having broken up two years earlier. To meet the unexpected demand, one promoter did the only sensible thing: hire four kids from Texas to tour Ameri...
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
RIP tommy john, you were at the next table when I choked on a big glob of cheese from french onion soup at the looking glass in midland park when I was a little kid and I was embarrassed
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
he looks like the guy they test breath mints on
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
time to stop talking about how everything is IDIOCRACY and start talking about how everything is WAYNE’S WORLD
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
so there was a plausible scenario where It could have Happened and two hours later he would have popped out like ta-da jk
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’d have simply called my crime ring something else
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
gotta start teaching how to make guillotines in high school shop classes
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
hi, actual family member here, just wanted to say real quick: get fucked
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Recovery is so beautiful and we absolutely love to see it www.theguardian.com/media/ng-int...
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‘I have an ego that needs to be put in check’: ex-Gawker editor AJ Daulerio on life after addiction
After his fall from grace, media’s former enfant terrible is now sober and helping others with his addiction recovery newsletter and podcast, The Small Bow
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
it’s also how you pick a photo
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
reading @billjanovitz.bsky.social’s great 2005 exile on main st. 33 1/3 book while on vacation and there truly is no escape
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
rarely does the whole world get to see an aerial shot of moonachie like this
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
not sure what this portends politically but Andy Burnham *is* the first British PM whose name is a confusing mash-up of two members of Gang of Four
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the marriage has been consummated
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
oh so stealing our hearts is burglary now
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
congratulations to US coach young jann wenner
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
[guy who has watched only knicks games for the past two months watching US soccer] this has some real knicks vibes
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
a good bit but by now I hope there’s at least one reporter chasing down a tip that he’s a never-nude
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
with the 25th pick the new york knicks select [fumbles for glasses] step brothers-era adam scott??
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
when you think you're doing 14+88 but forget one of the 8s
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
this is the greatest speech in history, I could punch through a wall behind another wall
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
charles oakley complimented three feet away from james dolan
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
also: bridges in a pacome dadiet jersey
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm not saying there is ample abandoned office space along lower broadway that would provide an incredible vantage point for an enterprising squatter who wants to watch the parade but
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
this is how everyone is going to find out about the knicks
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jalen Brunson Reports to Camp 40 Pounds Overweight, Says, With Mouth Full of Cruller, “I Always Said We Only Had One Goal and We Did It, Fuck Off.”
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
this is the most content ever captured
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
help
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
a city longs to yell “DEUUUUUUUUUUCE” at throat-damaging levels, it just needs a reason
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
charles oakley is right there
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
KNICKS IN 1
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
salute
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
flying from the city I live in to another city for 36 hours to watch a basketball game being played in a third, different city
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
george clooney movie title mashup-ass nominee
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm assuming this is the work of whoever on here skeeted CHOKE MONSIEUR
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the Knicks are 86-47 since Tracy Morgan puked on the floor of Madison Square Garden during a 116-95 win over the Miami Heat on March 17th, 2025
Tracy Morgan vomiting on the floor of MSG
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
wu-tang clan deserves some credit
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
That happened because I gave up. I’m taking credit. My cowardice allowed that to happen.
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