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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
new issue of Vizier Monthly is out
a fake magazine cover with a cruelly smiling old woman in red vaguely Renaissance garb, leaning on a staff with a serpent twined around it. Headlines around her:
So He Saw The Strings: What To Do When Your Lord Thinks He's a Real Boy
Chalices, Knives, Nooses: How's a Girl to Choose?
Why Satraps Rebel: 10 Cautionary Tales
12 Moves For The Ambitious Concubine (and a 13th for the New Favorite!)
"I'm Just Getting Better With Age": Catching Up with Brynza, the King's Eye
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 29/09/2026
You too can be in your late 30s and open your heart to Chicago much like Case Keenum
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
he’s 38 and i do believe this is the face any bluesky user would make before being put at quarterback on monday night football
oh god i’m old
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

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i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

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this is also not normal im sorry
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you @garbageday.email for *actually* explaining why nobody you know has heard “Choosin’ Texas,” yet it is paradoxically topping the charts www.garbageday.email/p/why-choosi...
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Why "Choosin' Texas" doesn't feel like a hit
Read to the end for FlubberLover01
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TIRICO: Stafford has thrown the most pick sixes of anyone, 33 COLLINSWORTH: well you dont see this kind of mistake from Stafford often
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer going on short rest to catch Verlander's strikeout total -- and nearly damn well doing it -- is some all time inner circle king petty shit, and I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable. You gotta tip your cap to a true psycho, and Max Scherzer is an all-time baseball psycho.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 27/09/2026
Truly, that was one of the Texas Rangers seasons of all time
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my biggest takeaway from this trip: CFB should get ready to learn the name LaDamion Guyton. 17 year old true freshman edge rusher who looks like he's made of teflon and plays like his hair is on fire. 2 sacks today. sky is the limit.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 26/09/2026
Nice of the Pirates and Tigers to use all their challenges and give Laz Diaz one final day of a strike zone of whatever he feels like
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Giannis Milonogiannis @milonogiannis.com · 22/09/2026
healing ridge racer vibes. for the duration of a race it feels like we’ve achieved world peace. i wanna be in the ridge city utopia
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 26/09/2026
At this point, I want the Rangers to make the playoffs for one reason: fuck the Astros
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 26/09/2026
Supposedly the most enduring popular song of all time and Rolling Stone has to browbeat you into listening to it? Ella Langley is out here playing plumbers and mechanics. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard 'Choosin' Texas'
Claiming to have never heard Ella Langley's record-setting country song 'Choosin' Texas' is similar to saying, 'I listen to anything but country.'
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 26/09/2026
Tired: Justin Verlander with an Astros cap on his HOF plaque Wired: Justin Verlander with a Tigers cap on his HOF plaque Inspired: Justin Verlander with a Mets cap on his HOF plaque
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 26/09/2026
I think we’re seeing why Texas Tech was working so hard to pay $5m to a gambling addict who bet on his own team to be their QB
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
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Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 26/09/2026
.500 or worse AL West champ confirmed!
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 26/09/2026
I learned of Joe Mack's existence the other night and that is a great old timey ballplayer name.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 26/09/2026
Okay, Josh Jung wasn’t high fiving anyone with his right hand in the dugout, his wrist is FUCKED
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Matt Donahue @dattm18.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Correct take and its the NFLs fault for losing Thursdays
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Tycho (or Omin, or Jamison, or Stavrenn, or...) @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com · 25/09/2026
You know what's rad about this? Man, this got me deep down. Abby giving flowers to absolute Webcomics legend Meredith Gran, and then both of them moving into games as a venue for their art. Blessed to see an arc like this.
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Nintendo Metro @nintendometro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
UFO 'Kirby's Adventure' NES
UFO
'Kirby's Adventure'
NES
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sunset visitor 斜陽過客 | Prove You're Human - Wishlist Now! @sunsetvisitor.studio · 25/09/2026
Prove You're Human has been nominated for BEST GAME TRAILER at the Golden Joystick Awards! We worked so hard on this one and we're so happy with the outcome. From storyboard to final master, it was done entirely in-house by our amazing team! Cast your vote now! www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoysti...
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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 25/09/2026
A hero's final rest. #lego #bionicle
A colourful drawing of line art and watercolour of bionicle Toa Tahu. The Red Orange one. Resting against a tree in the woods. At his feet are the 5 masks of all the other original bionicles heroes. A Spot of sunshine comes through the trees. Wide enough to form a circle in the shape of Tahu and ailluminate him in the otherwise dark forest. Toa is covvered in rust and dust. Leafs spout from his shoulders and mask. His plating looks old and battered. One may wonder how long he has been here.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 25/09/2026
even as mobile gaming’s strongest soldier, Castlevania NES with touch controls is a real “well, you have fun with that” moment apps.apple.com/us/app/castl...
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Castlevania: 40th Anniversary App - App Store
Download Castlevania: 40th Anniversary by KONAMI on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like Castlevania: 40th…
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the WPBL clearly had better hitters than pitchers. Teams averaged 8 runs per game. The league's total batting average was .340. And then the greatest women's baseball pitcher of all time pitched the league's first complete game shutout in the winner-take-all Game 5 of the championship series
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Today in Sports! 🃏 A Queen and an Ace 🃏
Ayami Sato just gave the greatest pitching performance in WPBL history. PLUS: A requiem for the Connecticut Sun, your weekend Sports! viewing guide, and more!
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 23/09/2026
AHHH I used to have this
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 23/09/2026
*sees Rangers score* Go Mariners and the rule of law!
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 22/09/2026
Truly the most .500 of all teams, and the numbers prove it.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way to look at this is George bush is trying to help Donald trump retain power on the Hill
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 22/09/2026
My Jaxson Dart and Jayden Daniels QB strategy in fantasy football is quickly backfiring.
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laura @ mica art market @lauraillustrates.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
been thinking lately a lot about quilts so here's a repost of my sheep who is sewing one :)
illustration of a cute white sheep sewing a colorful, multi-patterned quilt on an old sewing machine that has yellow, green and blue folk art flower patterning
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🦔 Princess Fielder 🏳️‍⚧️ @notkimboslice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love that everyone gets so pissed off whenever there's OT in the NFL. Nobody wants to be there. No one wants to watch it. No one seemingly wants to play it. Baseball extra innings have this incredible tension and NFL OT is like the teacher making you stay after class
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Stephen Rodrick @stephenrodrick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today, I had the opportunity to talk with Terry Bradshaw. I told him about crying as a 6-yr-old as a Raiders fan over the Immaculate Reception. Bradshaw: Oh man I'm sorry. Me: You're not really sorry are you? Bradshaw [cackling] Nah, not sorry at all that's just what polite people say.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2026
FOUR AWAY FROM A HUNDO FOR GRAND VALLEY STATE 96-0
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 20/09/2026
Tech won, Rangers now lead the AL West, and the Aggies lost. Damn does it feel good to be me right now
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2026
UConn can use y’all now.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
blatantly stealing a stat posted by ESPN elsewhere: Teams are now 1,046-2 over the last 20 seasons when leading with the ball in the final 10 seconds of regulation. the losses —NC State today —Michigan in the "trouble with the snap" game
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 19/09/2026
What makes baseball great is that it really minimizes the number of incidences of “cool thing that didn’t actually happen because of some penalty,” a plague on football
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026
WHEN THE INTENTIONAL SAFETY GOES WRONG NC STATE FUMBLES AND VANDY RECOVERS AND WINS AS TIME EXPIRES
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 19/09/2026
We need a Protect College Sports act but not to limit player compensation, but to fix football scheduling, what do you mean USC-Rutgers is the CBS flagship matchup in week 3? Big Noon was Kent State vs. Ohio State.
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jamie @jcdpb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
POWER
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"are you not entertained?"
Cameron Dickey seated mid slide on his rear with legs out straight pointed to the right while looking at the sideline with both arms up in a shrug and the football in one hand
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 19/09/2026
@jcdpb.bsky.social RAIDER
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026
One of my absolute favorite logos in Texas HS FB - the Hutto Hippos.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 18/09/2026
I have an idea.
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