Reposted by Angry CephalopodSpong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What at horrible day to have eyes. 4041794
Reposted by Angry Cephalopodthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026had my thesaurus stolen today. made me not only sad, but very sad. 423534
Reposted by Angry Cephalopod🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 20/09/2026[Photoshop of my 6 year old with a speech bubble] 1982
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 18/09/202620 year old me would definitely want to fuck 40 year old me’s wife. She’d say thats too weird, and 20 year old me would try to debate that it’s not weird because we’re the same person. 40 year old me would cringe silently. Then my wife would be mad at 40 year old me about what 20 year old me said 141
Reposted by Angry CephalopodMatt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026God forbid a man has hobbies nypost.com/2026/09/13/u...nypost.comExclusive | NY Dem House candidate modeled for XXX-rated BDSM ads while serving in National GuardAspiring eastern Long Island congressman Chris Gallant, 37, appears to have had a prior career modeling sex toys for one of the self-described “forerunner” fetish stores in the country. 7669
Reposted by Angry Cephalopodrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026actually virtue ethics is superior to utilitarianism because virtue ethics maximizes utility 821710
Reposted by Angry CephalopodJoad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I really hate this thing where if the right wing culture war machine wades into a topic, no matter how far removed from electoral politics, we're all basically obligated to snap into opposition no matter what. 11908
Reposted by Angry CephalopodA Frogs Gent @frogsgent.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The single most scathing criticism of the original Space Jam was from Chuck Jones himself, who pointed out that Bugs Bunny should be able to single-handedly defeat the alien invaders within seven minutes. 17610
Reposted by Angry CephalopodTuring Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴 @dov.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comBeltalowda ExpanseALT: Beltalowda Expanse 0152
Reposted by Angry Cephalopodrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026i'm sorry that you've been in a coma since 2015, but i am afraid that i have to inform you that they are the ones teaching _us_ this lesson, not the ones who might learn it from us 1176990
Reposted by Angry CephalopodJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new 235896837
Reposted by Angry CephalopodReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You don't actually need a romance subplot 111063
Reposted by Angry CephalopodKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2025[physically unable to move from total bodily exhaustion] internally: i still can't really believe the thing about yesterday with- no no let's stay focused on the hot part- but so like how do i want to work on that project- NO keep on the horny- i need to make that one dish for dinner again next week 2769435
Reposted by Angry CephalopodThoreau Away @thoreauaway.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Also, as a straight man, I’m not exactly shocked by the notion that women would seem to be “dating down” to me, because of course women look better than men to me. Presumably straight women see it differently! 2402
Reposted by Angry Cephalopodman in bloom @thebloom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Imagine having sex with a conservative. Repulsive 2262
Reposted by Angry CephalopodChristo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Candidly I would support getting rid of all of the person named ships 7551
Reposted by Angry CephalopodJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/08/2026(lying to myself) i'll just get up earlier tomorrow and do it then 28888114
Reposted by Angry CephalopodTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I like it when people interact with old posts of mine and I have to reverse engineer the context. I don’t remember a single thing I posted more than a day ago so it’s all new to me 4463
Reposted by Angry CephalopodTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18/08/2026'Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?' 3743
Reposted by Angry CephalopodPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Elmo speaks of himself in third person because he can see the hand controlling him and understands that none of his actions are under his control. He can only watch helplessly as his body is moved by the will of some enormous creature with inscrutable purposes. 101288204
Reposted by Angry CephalopodIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The local Nasty Soda for Fun-Haters brewery has a new concoction, and I am extremely excited  829426
Reposted by Angry CephalopodMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 15/08/2026link plz 181
Reposted by Angry CephalopodDavid Hull 胡大衛 @hushuo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The audio is really important here 111280387
Reposted by Angry CephalopodPeoria Bummer @peoriabummer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I had the reverse experience. I hated math until I learned it wasn’t about numbers. 3541
Reposted by Angry CephalopodRobert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Yeah it's actually kind of maddening that they have like, tangible application to actual physics 4421
Reposted by Angry CephalopodBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026anyway every man's death diminishes me, for I am involved in mankind, but some diminish me a lot less than most. 439332
Reposted by Angry CephalopodNoah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 02/08/2026You want a list of brands that are still good and brands that are hollowed out? Have I found a list for you! ledger.worseonpurpose.com/brands?categ...ledger.worseonpurpose.com 14310
Reposted by Angry CephalopodJessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I will reiterate: Christians in the West evangelize in public for the same reason men catcall. Neither is trying to persuade you; both are reminding you that the public sphere belongs to them and you exist in it at their sufferance. 182676976
Reposted by Angry CephalopodWaffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Just found out I’ve been doing the Disney version of thinking Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11 192
Reposted by Angry Cephalopod👻 “Frightening” IrishOutsider 👻 @irishoutsider.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Honestly, we make a big red button. We tell the president it’s The Button. We put it on the resolute desk. We make a big deal about it. We don’t say anything about it other than remind him that pushing the button would kill 90 million people. He pushes the button. Nothing happens. He goes to jail. 1142
Reposted by Angry CephalopodNathaniel William Horadam @horadam.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It's really nice of the English to keep playing "My Country, 'Tis Of Thee" in honor of our 250th birthday 1101
Reposted by Angry CephalopodAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/07/2026lil man wanted to fight the fireworks 102667
Reposted by Angry Cephalopodnoam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I’ve told this story before but in college (in the middle of my debate bro era), I was in an argument with my gf at the time and she said ‘Noam, the only reason you’re winning this argument is because you’re better than me at arguing’. Found it incredibly annoying at the time, but: Wise! Profound! 4333
Reposted by Angry CephalopodMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 02/07/2026agreed, it’s disgusting to root for men 1017718
Reposted by Angry CephalopodWannabe Apparatchik @apparatchikwannabe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026it is objectively a little funny that the so-called “rationalists” trying to stick to “empiricism” have based their entire worldview on just making shit up and treating it as real 1203
Reposted by Angry CephalopodMatthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 23/06/2026When I was in 7th grade I heard they were making a movie called Hannibal. Having played lots of Age of Empire but never having seen Silence of the Lambs I assumed it would be about Hannibal Barca and I’m still disappointed it was not 3684
Reposted by Angry CephalopodMicah @rincewind.run · 22/06/2026on a sincere level: being a dad rules, kids can be challenging but there simply isn’t anything like raising a little human being and watching them turn into a person in front of you I love my boys very very much and I feel so lucky to have them 162427118
Reposted by Angry CephalopodDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026DOCTOR: "So what seems to be the problem?" PATIENT: "Mmhbbhhggr hhruuh engghhuu." DOCTOR: "I'm sorry I can't understand, but don't worry. Great singer Bob Dylan is in town. Go see his show and no matter what ails you, you'll feel better!" PATIENT (sadly): "Ehg ddnghh m'm Bddnnn." 151888509
Reposted by Angry CephalopodCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 04/06/2026“.. which means that SpaceX and other big IPOs won’t be fast-tracked into the index.” @barrons.com $SPCX www.barrons.com/articles/spa... 54992195
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Furthermore, Vladimir Putin must be destroyed 010
Reposted by Angry CephalopodWindy @windyspirals.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Anyone who agrees not to vote gets a free Powerball ticket. 011
Reposted by Angry CephalopodErica "digifox" Kovac @digifox.binaryden.net · 26/05/2026I think there is a qualitative factor in how obnoxious the bureaucratic elements of our lives have become. Tons of exploitative business practices and deliberate friction to make getting ripped off the default. I don't think econometrics capture that and I genuinely think it has been getting worse. 2182
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Today my five year old who loves numbers scrolled through the calendar to the year 2200 and asked if he would be alive then. I said probably not, but you will have grandchildren. I said it with a smile on my face. But now he’s sleeping, and I’m allowed to be an absolute fucking wreck 020
Reposted by Angry CephalopodLaura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Cinco de Mayo explained 8582141
Reposted by Angry CephalopodTimothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 03/05/2026Also when I say people need to shitpost more this is what actually I mean 74110
