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Robert Black

@hurricanexyz.bsky.social
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Constitutional scholar, general law nerd, Izzet mage, bear lover, Mets fan. Trans rights are constitutional rights! Uphold Yang Wenli Thought He/him www.eveningconstitutional.net

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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 1h
So like....... Sinestro is fundamentally right, yeah?? I mean the show clearly takes his side on the "is it good to be fearless" thing. And it feels like not a big leap that the Guardians are basically bad
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 17h
Holy shit the Brewers!!!
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 18h
This mode of politics makes me very uncomfortable!
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let's fucking go
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the TOOTBLANs of all time right there
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry not sorry but I am always going to enjoy seeing the Atlanta Braves lose
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One advantage to making a whole new constitution is that we wouldn't have to honor existing judicial commissions
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmao, just saw an anti-trans billboard against *Rosa DeLauro* driving into New Haven
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does He Know that you're allowed to just get up earlier
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Random style question, that I'm wondering if anyone has a good solution for: Often, when I refer to the office of "president" in my writing, my intuition is not to capitalize it. Depends a little bit on context, but let's just go with that. But you kind of *have* to capitalize "Vice President"
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stop! Stop doing this!! Just release the movie and let people watch it!!!
From the "trending topics" bar:

2. Avengers: Doomsday's six reported deaths
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, if I'm being honest, if you only expect fantasy literature to answer questions about the real world, and all things in fantasy to be hidden allusions to the real world and not a priori explorations of its own, then I pity your simple life.
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Compassion for everybody," Eliezer Yudkowsky version, is that everyone has the right to be included as a number in a giant utility calculus spreadsheet, including the hypothetical trillions of people who might exist someday and are, naturally, way more important than anyone currently alive
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Skyler @skylarious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is an interesting look at a great legal career. But let me also add that the essay linked in the piece (by the author's aunt/Charles Black's daughter) is a beautiful short work on religion, trauma, and loss.
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Let Nothing Ye Dismay or The Eternal Self-Hatred of the Abused Child’s Mind - The Rumpus
He was prone to declarations of position on matters that mattered to him, and religion was no exception.
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This was the argument of my grandfather's book, Capital Punishment: The Inevitability of Caprice and Mistake Says right at the beginning, he's against it absolutely for moral reasons, but he ain't here to talk about any of that Published in 1974
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh it's a lot of fun watching Sonny Gray pitch
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More like Andrew PAINTER, amirite?? Wait
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh my god we are actually playing baseball until somebody loses????? You love to see it
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do I even need to say the part about how this is unconstitutional
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jeeeez, Bryce, that cannot happen
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have they ever done this gag?? Because it is brilliant
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is actually really funny that Knowing Ball has suddenly taken on national political significance Not like, in a metaphorical sense, not like "knowing ball" about politics. Knowing ball about ball!
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have never been worried about this race
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What on earth is happening?? Schlittler's still throwing???
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is what happens when you pull Payton Tolle
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cam Schlittler is quite good at pitching and I don't like it
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@rincewind.run Okay yeah I see what you mean about Paxton Tolle, he is Most Excellent
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Right. A way to think about John Roberts is that his whole ~project~ is using Alex Bickel's passive virtues overtly in the service of a right-wing ideological crusade Turns out this undermines Bickel's whole enterprise!
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My record in games of Reality Fracture sealed: At the prerelease RCQ I played on Sunday, 1-8 All other: 13-0
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay y'know what, fine, I will root for the Chicago White Sox Gooooooo the power of Christ!!!
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the many reasons why I reject this idea is because I really dislike - no, I HATE - the notion that a demographic being maintained at state expense means they are "entitled" or whatever. I will be old one day, I want there to be a robust pension infrastructure.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think that is true, but I do not think it is necessarily an immutable law of the American Voter. It is a product of leadership and culture made up of individual decisions. It's a feedback loop, in part, of political leaders telling voters that it is right and good and just to be that way.
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In this edition of DETECTIVE COMICS, it's the Dark Knight versus... Amman, leader of the Equalists!
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What an incredible film It is frame-perfect and I will fight anyone who says otherwise
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The sheer genius of Benoit Blanc playing Among Us during covid (Watching Knives Out, basically at random)
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All aboard the Ossoff Express
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay the recap sequence at the beginning of LANTERNS 1.7 is a work of *art*
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People in the replies bringing up Thrasymachus, so this is perhaps a good time to expound my theory that Thrasymachus is a critical theorist Because it's actually quite related to this "is it good to be virtuous?" thing we face today
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Readin' my comics
Narration box from a superhero comic:

A PSEUDONYM, OBVIOUSLY. LEARNED HAND WAS A FAMOUS AMERICAN LEGAL SCHOLAR
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah although..... it's funny I don't even think the claim is exactly "X, which you think is vice, is actually virtue" It's at a higher level than that, it's a single toggle: "vice, which you think is bad, is actually good"
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so much of what's wrong with right now is rebranding things which were always understood as vice as being a type of virtue
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is just the collected works of Brandon Sanderson
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is actually one of my favorite things I've ever written, I think
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Question for lawsky/lawprofsky: I have a sensitive issue about etiquette in legal scholarship that I could use some advice on, ideally like, later tonight. Would anyone be available to chat via DM or whatever?
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that we stay up late discussing esoterica of moral and political philosophy On Here Idk what anyone says, whatever its problems, this place is cool
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait do the kids not know this???
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ewwwwww I just saw Trump's smug face on the TV at my prerelease???
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay so I finally actually read the article about the weird lesbian bar and my main takeaway is that that one guy in particular is a psychopath???
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unfortunately I must report that they screwed it up
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alright, Tomorrow's Enterprise time Please, somehow, don't screw this up
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