Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Contract it a bit first to get it just right 000
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Agree but I want to add (as a former libertarian myself) if you’ve constructed a bitch-eating-crackers complex around democrats to allow you to stay in coalition with fascists, you’re just a fascist with odd aesthetic preferences. The entire LP did this, because everyone with sense is a Dem now 110
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Personally I don’t love telling my five year old not to mention my amazing Rosh Hashanah apple challah at school 020
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s super easy to oppose the nationalist reactionaries of other nations 000
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Some kinds of wisdom can only come from French philosophers 030
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You know the warlocks have a whole politics of resentment. “Wizards think they’re better than us because they’re smart and talented, but they’ll never have what we have: the patronage of the powerful! Magic is too meritocratic” 010
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I thought I was something of a baby expert but I don’t know why this would be a problem. You either have children of different sizes or you have interchangeable children. I mean clothes. 010
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sounds like someone who’s never slept with a librarian 000
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026No, I can tell you babies are shit at those things too 0290
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think it’s a matter of public record that every living senator hates Cruz 130
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In the 30’s I think they just called that winning 010
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Once at a factory in Germany I said Seehund instead of Dichtung. Can you believe they are different words in other languages 000
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gonna have another kid just so I can make that joke. She’ll hate it. Currently the joke my wife hates the most is, when she’s upset about losing or wasting something I say “I’ll reimburse you the X dollars” 000
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Also no matter what happens the dollar must be Strong because strong good 010
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Trade deficits are when our paper dollars go to other countries which makes us poor but foreign direct investment is when other countries give us dollars which makes us rich. No take only throw 111
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What this country did to them is absolutely shameful 010
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026most monotheists agree that god has opinions about dicks 020
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don’t listen to him. They haven’t made any new music since 2015 and that’s gods honest truth 030
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Don’t you have a graduate degree in motivated reasoning though 0100
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Which is why we should bring back whipping. Sure it sounds bad but it would be way more humane and economical than prison. Too reminiscent of slavery? I hear that, but I’ve got bad news for you about prison 000
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Any prison sentence is so severe that people recoil from applying criminal justice to upper middle class college kids who do crimes 340
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way” 000
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wilhoit’s law both is, and is not, an example of Stigler’s law (things are never named after their original discoverer) 050
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s normal (ish) to have a special-little-boy complex into your 20’s but at this point he has to hold onto the wierd ideas from his 20’s because the alternative is getting a job. Really a failure of the community around him more than anything 020
Reposted by Angry CephalopodSpong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What at horrible day to have eyes. 4041894
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty fucking pace 160
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Well, the language part of your brain thinks so. Can I talk to the color part? 0100
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Entirely possible that they’re charismatic in the room where they can be mask-off evil. The rizzless dorkwad is a skinsuit they wear when talking to untermenschen 0271
Reposted by Angry Cephalopodthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026had my thesaurus stolen today. made me not only sad, but very sad. 423534
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Noted philosemite Elon Musk, who believes weather-controlling space lasers, conspiracies of the rich, and killing babies are good actually 001
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026At least *somebody* gets to hit him in the face with a hammer 110
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Apologies if you tried this, but just making sure — you gotta pull on it after removing the screws 000
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Take out the screws and the whole doorknob will come off, should be easy from there 110
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026An independent executive was a mistake, but on the other hand how can I argue for empowering the Congress as it currently exists? Gerrymandered with no national voting rights act, and stuffed with lazy cowards who think the president is their boss 010
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Of course it’s someone doing bitch-eating-crackers at stancil. Of course 020
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I want it so bad but I don’t have time for early access. How finished is it 001
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I mean if it’s in South Dakota that would explain why they couldn’t find it 010
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So sad what happened to the original cast of McDonalds mascots. We failed them 000
