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@besidetheteesside.bsky.social
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Quite frankly, incorrigible. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🍉🟢❄️♾️

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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 11h
My local record shop (not store!) is really active on social media. Every day they start the day with a "funny" - some are, some aren't, but generally they involve Photoshop to a greater/lesser/better/extent. Anyway, today.... might share some of these if they don't offend (they never do!)
A Facebook post from Regency Records in Stockton-on-Tees advertising "Chaka Demus and Piers" - a picture of Piers Morgan and Chaka Demus dancing. It's Photoshopped. I can't imagine Chaka Demus would want to dance with that phone hacking shithouse.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 11h
While death should never be celebrated.... Jeffrey Archer was a cunt, wasn't he?
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@lafeeverte.bsky.social was it you and I that talked cover versions? Because I was reminded of this one earlier. Absolute gem. youtu.be/Jt2j79pca7c?...
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Pet Shop Boys - Where The Streets Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes Off You)
YouTube video by PetShopBoys Parlophone
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lass I know has posted a QR code to her table in Wetherspoons. I'd almost be tempted to send her random shit if it didn't put money in the pocket of that clownshoe that owns them.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've got a spot on my face that's so big, the Americans would probably invade it to check if there's oil underneath it.
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Awesome Pimple Pop Reaction
ALT: Awesome Pimple Pop Reaction
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mrs S has seen a thing about "future me" and how doing something now is doing "future me" a favour. Which flies in the face of me, @safers.bsky.social and @theednawatkins.bsky.social as we all think our respective "future me" is a cunt and we'll put something off and deal with the issues later.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remembering that time @theednawatkins.bsky.social had two massive cardboard dicks posted to me, so I put hats on them and called them The Mitchell Brothers.
Two 3 foot cardboard penises from Send Me a Dick (I think) with a pink sticker on the left bollock. Both of them are wearing daft woolly hats, one black with hair and tassels, the other like a Highland cow.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social when the ground is dry and you've faced drought conditions for months and all you want is a good downpour, maybe you need to do a
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning! Feels like a good day to err, start a new job!
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is amazing. www.facebook.com/reel/1405967...
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw a bloke in Tesco just now. He bought 14 boxes of paella rice, 3 crates of San Miguel and 3 sombreros. And I thought. Wait for it. Nearly there. Hispanic buying!
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey! @marvth3martian.bsky.social @safers.bsky.social @theednawatkins.bsky.social @terryleopard.bsky.social @lafeeverte.bsky.social You're welcome. #therules www.instagram.com/reels/DcT5e1...
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John Galt on Instagram: "666 Toys | Betty Beef Curtains | #toyparody #weirdhumor #viralreels #chaoticmemes #funnyclips"
13K likes, 321 comments - uneditedmeat on August 21, 2026: "666 Toys | Betty Beef Curtains | #toyparody #weirdhumor #viralreels #chaoticmemes #funnyclips".
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FFS Slipknot. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Slipknot reveal world tour with Marilyn Manson as support act
The heavy metal band will be joined by the US rock musician during their London show.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Lee Foltin @leefoltin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My Instagram ads just keep getting weirder.
Instagram ad for a math tudor who is apparently named Semen.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social Petra Corr. I would imagine she smells lovely after it's rained.
A picture of Dr Petra Corr.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Target Acquired.
Picture of the Snoopy Peanuts Lego set
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blimey, you post one picture of a Capt Tom gloryhole and everything goes a bit potty.... Morning chums. Be normal and dull again today. #padres beat the snakes for home advantage in the wild cards, so that's a nice start to the day. Have a good one!
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Major Tom Moore
ALT: Major Tom Moore
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday Night Dance Twats is it? Well in that case we'll have an evening of Teenage Fanclub.
The cover of Teenage Fanclub's "Grand Prix", featuring a front on view of a racing car.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What at horrible day to have eyes.
A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just doubled our monthly donation to the RNLI.
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Gorgona on Pink Flamingo Paddle Boat in Nuremberg
ALT: Gorgona on Pink Flamingo Paddle Boat in Nuremberg
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social W Ankers.
Capsule bio for Wayne Ankers. Editor of Yorkshire Live, Leeds Live and the Huddersfield Daily Examiner.

But Wayne Ankers! W Ankers!
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know when you say to people about "lack of resource" and they demand even more, mainly due to their fucking incompetence? Yeah. That.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Giggling at a bloke with a shaved head just coming out of the hair extension shop.
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hello Bluepals, we are open.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran can fuck off as well.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One for @actualnames.bsky.social
A screen snip of the iMDb page for the actor Sam Pancake.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Back in the 70's, when the lead singer of the Who had a mental breakdown, the rest of the band wanted him committed. But his psychiatrist refused to do it because it says in the bible, "Thou Shalt Not Commit A Daltrey."
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Athletics on and misheard "pole vault" as "pervert" if you're wondering how things are going.
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Pervert Alert
ALT: Pervert Alert
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It all feels a bit much at the moment. 😔
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reddit Quote of the Day "We had a divorced mate living with us temporarily a long time ago. He always bought the Daily/Sunday Sport. He used to write the winning lottery numbers across the arse of whichever model was bent over in the paper. Said it brought him luck."
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fucking hell #padres. I don't have enough fingernails to chew for that long in a game!
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Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Need to harness the power of Bluesky, so reposts are appreciated. If anyone here, or anyone you know attends Bangor University (the Welsh one) and needs a room for the upcoming year, get in touch. One of my son's housemates has dropped out at the last minute, so their house is one short.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One time I went on holiday and had a really heavy case of diarrhoea. They wouldn't let me bring it through customs. (Peter Brush)
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today has been a slightly tacky ball sack of a day.
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Ballcrushing Bust
ALT: Ballcrushing Bust
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Been a tad quiet on here as life has been busy. But you know, you're all alright. Better than alright. Even YOU! Have a good day chums.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The most humongous of happy birthdays to beautiful human being and massive rotter @safers.bsky.social.
@safers giving it full compensation face.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Monday.
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Muppets: Fozzie Bear's Face Palm
Alt: Muppets: Fozzie Bear's Face Palm
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jesus hell. Anita Rani just described someone as a "master baker" and I nearly spat me juice out.
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Awesome Shirtless Car Wash
ALT: Awesome Shirtless Car Wash
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wasn't hopeful for #Taskmaster, then "Listen up you fuck knuckle" Happened.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is it "Definitely Not Racist" weekend then? Something going on in #Kent, and there's a "Definitely Not Racist" protest in #middlesbrough today.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
First time I've tried this! Rankle #598 1/4 “Trial and error” 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 www.rankle.app
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Rankle – a daily ranking puzzle game
Rank 6 things in 4 guesses. There's a new puzzle every day.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Astonishing cover version of the day. Rule #2 very different to the original. Have a great day! youtu.be/_p5tcHOPZX0?...
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Nonpoint - When Doves Cry (Prince Cover) Official Music Video
YouTube video by Nonpoint
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Toe Beans!
Marge the Cat's toe beans
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Now this lady IS a legend.
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