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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 2h

The grim irony is that if Trump hadn't started his damn fool war with Iran, we could have shifted much of those interceptor stocks over to Ukraine to protect Ukrainian civilians and then we would actually have the leverage to ask Zelensky and Ukraine not to kinetically sanction Russian oil.

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jellyisyum @jellyisyum.bsky.social · 9h

Brother what are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jellyisyum @jellyisyum.bsky.social · 9h

It's very funny that the way this cuts does kinda make it look like he's about to be ripped limb from limb

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17h

i think catholic converts should have to form a separate line before getting their communion so that they don't pose any danger to biological catholics

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22h

I understand this view but I think we should consider the implications of preemptively giving up charging a criminal with crimes because the jury may not convict

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jellyisyum @jellyisyum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Calling my shot: within 2 years there will be headlines about plans for a movie staring tilly norwood facing the horrible epidemic of people being mean to AI. The word "clanker" will be treated as an unforgivable slur and the movie will never actually be released.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

this isn't who we used to pretend to be

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 08/10/2026

No. No I'm fine. No it's totally ok that you forgot to wish me a happy karmaversary. Haha no it's fine.

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clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

you're laughing. they put a curse on Ottumwa, Iowa at the council meeting and you're laughing

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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm not sure "look at how America reacted to 9/11" helps given that how America reacted to 9/11 was by giving the executive branch a blank check it would spend the next quarter century using to mete out racially-motivated violence across the globe.

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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

command and conquer npc

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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026

one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

logging on after getting the failed Darth Maul surgery

AI slop image of a kid crying over a dead military man but the guy is bisected and the top half of his body is facing the wrong way so it’s like they just packed the box full

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

forbes.com

Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/10/2026

I can lift any child

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

thinking about this again and smiling

“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

do the men in the group chat like each other, i wonder flaminghydra.com/gentlemen-an...

Do the men in the group chat like each other, I wonder-these men expressing such unmistakable, unrestrained glee as they stain their souls forever and ruin their classmate's life. I can't decide whether they're more odious if the answer is yes or if it's no, but I can't dismiss the question as unimportant, either. These fraternities that the public rarely hears about, except when their members kill or rape: do they foster the bonds of friendship or just cheaply mimic them? When some ex-frat boy needs a lawyer or an introduction to a senator later in his life, when that boy digs through the network of other boys for a hookup, what is the nature of the bond he's leaning on? I want to diagnose it. I'm the naive fool who believes that in diagnosing it, I can cure us all of it.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Michael Tracy is going to die alone and it'll be so funny when no one claims his body and they have to throw it in the garbage like a piece of roadkill

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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Should we shut down all college football teams too?" buddy, this is what's known as "threatening me with a good time"

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jellyisyum @jellyisyum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is 100% true. All of the supposed merits of greek orgs can be easily produced by some other club, network, or volunteer organization without all of the sexual assault, hazing, & scandals. There are universities out there that do not host any greek orgs and they are way better off for it.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026

Copilot, make people come to my pizzeria. Thank you Copilot

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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jellyisyum @jellyisyum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is genuinely is one of the most powerful scenes of grief in any media I have ever experienced. It is quiet, profound, and painfully real. There are no right answers everything you can possibly say is drowning in the context of the worst day of that poor woman's life.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 29/09/2026

Dropout’s Crowd Control would probably be a better show if the crowd was not filled with, ah, people who watch Dropout

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

finally, a good threads post

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:

theguardian.com

Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people

Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026

Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵

Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.

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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

funniest rom hack reasoning of all time

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.

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jellyisyum @jellyisyum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Going into this with the intent of stopping one nation critical to the global energy trade from achieving nuclear weapons and coming out with two nations having them would be incredibly on brand for the US

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(me, next in line to be interviewed after you, spaghetti bolognese spilling out of every pocket of my cargo pants) he's right you look like an asshole

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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How many percentage points in a poll would defending trans rights cost? Clearly if your making a utilitarian argument you ran the numbers right?

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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

baseball is parryslop

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm telling you guys, you gotta put killcodes in the games you make now and hold them hostage. Day 0 patch set to automatically apply and delete everything if you aren't there to manually pause it. Go full Pandora Tomorrow. Your bosses don't know anything about coding, they can't fix it!

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