Reposted by clownpenis.fartlowclownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We have enterprise Copilot at work. When we got it I thought maybe it could clean up some broken formatting in a Microsoft Word document, because it is, you know, Microsoft Copilot. It went poorly. 6163
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This dog has 4 dog beds, indoors and out, and this is where she lays. She’s a looker though. 020
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026turns out grief smells like money and vice president penis www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/o...nytimes.comOpinion | Erika Kirk: What I’ve Learned About GriefIt is there, always, but so is the beautiful gift of life. 050
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026third way out there exploring the further reaches of juicelessness 0100
Reposted by clownpenis.fartlowNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026All polls are real. We're going to win Texas and lose Michgan. Mike Lawler is going to hold on but we're going to sweep Hitlersburg. We'll win North Carolina by a million percent and lose Florida by a billion. The blood-dimmed tide is loosed and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned. 1228419
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026this charming bee joined us for morning coffee and washed his ass for a few minutes 040
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Downplay a book or movie: The Inconvenient Lightness of Being 130
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026sometimes you get scolded for chasing the swiffer while your dads are trying to swiffer up all this black hair so you have to retreat for a good chew 120
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I am doing some genealogical research and have fallen in love with the handwriting of one specific priest in 1880s Transcarpathia. LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER WRITE MIKLÓS AND TRY NOT TO BE IMPRESSED 281
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026see, this administration is bringing grocery prices down 0122
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Dating myself here but does anybody else remember the BREITBART HEART ATTACK GUN 020
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026oh so now a man can't even teleport to a waffle house without getting canceled. that's illegal now. 040
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026It was a mistake to build a reflecting pool with agency 192
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026They say it takes about 3 weeks for a newly adopted dog to start to settle in. We're on week 4. 030
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Congratulations, Johnston County, NC (Trump: 60.06%; Harris: 38.59%)! www.wral.com/news/local/w...wral.comWindow company pauses JoCo expansion, cancels incentives deal due to geopolitical factorsCrystal Window & Door Systems is pausing plans to build an $83.7 million factory and create 500 jobs in Selma. Executives say it’s ‘a prudent and responsible approach given current market conditions.’ 160
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts 020
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I like watching UK election returns to try and spot the fake constituencies/local councils that the media makes up as a joke. North Cholmondefract and Cuntpool, Stoke-on-Trent, etc. Love that humour. 130
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Say what you will about Rudy Giuliani. That’s it, that’s the skeet. 070
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 26/04/2026media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . 153
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The way I (43) waved this in my husband’s 46 year old face just now 020
Reposted by clownpenis.fartlowXabier Ramírez @hamahiru.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Walter Reed Trump Memorial Hospital 115816
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 04/04/2026It is nice that some local outlets are definitely not using ChatGPT for their headlines 120
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 22/03/2026On some level I am annoyed by the carpenter bees slowly eating the storage building but fr they are such big silly doofuses, I can't stay mad at them 120
Reposted by clownpenis.fartlowMathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Oh no, it looks like someone saved them all and there’s a torrent 🤷🏻♂️ www.reddit.com/r/DataHoarde...reddit.comReddit - The heart of the internet 317331
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Congratulations, young white men now aged ~19-31! circle.tufts.edu/2024-electio... 0133
Reposted by clownpenis.fartlowBrett Weed @tarheelphan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Good to know LinkedIn will accept ad dollars from literally anyone 1122
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 04/03/2026My husband baked this stunningly handsome loaf of bread today and I am just inordinately proud of him and it. 061
Reposted by clownpenis.fartlow칠락싱하는중 @lcj-faure.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Like i said, any excuse 013725
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Fetterman is Gordonliddymaxxing www.wesa.fm/politics-gov...wesa.fmFetterman lone Democrat to support Homeland Security funding bill, as DHS shutdown loomsA shutdown for the Department of Homeland Security appeared certain Thursday as lawmakers in the House and Senate were set to leave Washington for a 10-day break. 081
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 31/01/2026achievements this snow day: 1. oiled the cutting board end of list 140
Reposted by clownpenis.fartlowHayduke Lives @haydukeisalive.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Fox 40 whistles are the best. They are about $10.00 per. We use them to ref outside and in bad weather. No moving parts and loud as hell. Seriously, nothing beats a nice whistle. 1871777
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 15/11/2025It is the season when I nourish my hate for gas leaf blowers. My hate is a strong boy, gets stronger every year. 120
