E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 16hMe: Anything to relieve an improbability brake? The Doctor: Put the time in the shortcut and call me in the beginning 091
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Don't tell me what to do, I want it to be a surprise 010050
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i'm not a vengeful person and i am generally quite laid back and forgiving until someone uses the bin under my desk for their food related rubbish 1012540
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What the fuck is up with all you Jim haters? 4231
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zZiraelle @itsziri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026today we are working on self actualisation 151
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zBKinDetroit @bkindetroit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you really want the job you bring cocaine for everyone to the interview 031
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first. 210463
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zMr @missedmycue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wish the BBC would stop reminding me that I am funding this shite. 022
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zsparkle beautiful @sagemoonstone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026the sky is alive with the sound of music 084
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zturkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m alright as long as I’m not being a cunt. 0114
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zturkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My neighbour tried to apologise to me earlier while I was painting my garden railing, I took a lot of pleasure in telling her to fuck off. 062
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zHilarie Ashton @hilarieashton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Before you throw around important terms like restorative justice, abolition, carcerality, you should, at minimum, know what they mean and have read something written by an expert 021
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zTwitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What is a breakfast sexual innuendo and can I put my gravy all over its biscuits? 062
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Chilling in a big gelatin mold later to get a good aspic 0156
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zcrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wherever the remote sends me. 02613
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zSoulScratches @soulscratches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Apparently, there's no skipping allowed in Ace Hardware. 😂 7333
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zMiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Presently writing to you in the future, which you will presently read from my past. Do you have any more brownies? 02312
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zCarly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm doing nothing wrong. There is a vast pit you can leap into and see if you can catch up to my fucks. 074
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zBeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 18/04/2026In a tragic miscommunication Jesus took the veal. 27 people were killed and another 80 were injured in a 58 car pileup… 011
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’ve started calmly answering stupid questions with understanding in my eyes because fuck it 410747
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I die, please remove my buttplug. 167823
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I wanna be on a reality television show so I can blame all of my bad behavior on editing 314864
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i dont want a fridge that can play youtube i want a dryer that burps after it eats socks 214750
E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026where motion is forward in a straight line it should have proportional representation, until then position is stationary at first-past-the-post but freedom of movement is still being taken for a ride 0113
E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026a tooth for a tooth leaves everybody whistling in the wind 0166
E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026prototyping a walk simulator set inside somebody’s head cluttered with junk food and cheap gold tat, calling it existential boreroom 0146
E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026more shit for your rocket fuelled ai shit shovel and finished like a polished turd 080
E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026all the skitzos come from marin county www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKHW...youtube.comTomahawk "Predators and Scavengers" (Official Video)YouTube video by Ipecac Recordings 0102
E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026somebody just asked me what i thought privatised water tastes like, i almost spilled my toilet water and said we’re gonna need a bigger flush 0153
E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026progress around here is a snail named rusty 03211
E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026every pub in the 90’s, swear i heard it in an elevator once 091
E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026perfectly normal cajun, to be more accurate………may have to add hot dog tots next time 110
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My best friend has been getting totally into genealogy and DNA and family history lately. She texted me yesterday to say her DNA results came back 95 percent indoor cat and 5 percent carny. 16821
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sometimes you've just gotta shut down that molotov cocktail search page and move on 79844
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026no news is good news unless you're waiting for news then no news is bad news unless you're avoiding the news then no news is good news circle of life and so forth single file towards the exit folks make as much noise as you like the neighbours knew what they were getting into 37032
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I sometimes time myself on activities with the microwave. A minute and 49 seconds to get the coffee ready for the missus. If I can get it to 1:30, I'm gonna go pro. 17228
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Being told I'm not in Kansas anymore but I wasn't even there to begin with 14418
Reposted by E.D.D.I.E.zSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Obviously I shouldn't be in control of myself, but nobody else would take the job 16625
