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Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 7h

I think men should also ask for consent before playing an acoustic guitar

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 5h

It's called the Mongol invasion, maybe you horde of it?

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 10h

Gonna change my race to "other." It's what the cops always say when they catch me anyway. "We got the other guy."

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22h

dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry

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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Shop local. Shoplift corporate.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

happy 10/4 good buddies

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

True love is spoken through little gifts. Mrs. Wow always knows just what I need.

A crossword puzzle book with a pack of my favorite pens.

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is about Colts v. Commanders

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Colts might have just won the game

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is a Death of Stalin bit. He's so meta

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

These same MFs tried to frame Roger Rabbit too

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don't yuck my muck boots

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gosh dang. My alma mater is not very good at football contests. But at least that's all they spend their money on!

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

aTm going with the piss tarp pattern camo paired with maroon. Bold choice

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 03/10/2026

Piracy is only a crime if you consider CEOs human

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just saw a smart commode on the tv. The simple pump flush was the apex of toiletry. It does not need a mother board!

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Joan Hussey Local Elections Matter @joanhussey1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

TEXAS: Placed on a suspend list? Voting remains an option but takes more effort. Change your address by OCT. 5 to avoid the additional paperwork. It takes 2 minutes. Spread the word. #LetsGetVoteReady social.demcast.com/s/zzAixsCV

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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you're a woman who plays EA Sports CFB or Madden, I wanna talk to you! And if you're a woman who loves football and don't play those games, I also wanna hear from you! Working on a piece on football, the sports video games, and well, US! RESHARES APPRECIATED

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm heading in to bed. Y'all need anything?

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Can well work together to bully @gavinnewsom.bsky.social off this here dot fucking com?

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jesus H L Mencken Christ, and Sons. LLC

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Strippers never did it for me. Stockings with open toed shoes is an abomination before our saviour.

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My best friend just fell in love. It's amazing how happiness can spread. Like I'm genuinely happy for both of them so much that it affects my day. Just an observation. I'm already planning their wedding

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My grandmothers were named Matilda and Phoebe. I think that's just splendid

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

These same MFs tried to frame Roger Rabbit too

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Last thought for the night. Sister Rosetta was born in Cotton Plantation, Arkansas. Now called Cotton Plant. Let us dwell on the power of words in our slumber.

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes. We plant trees that others will enjoy the shade of after we're gone. Fuck IG, do it because it's right. It applies to everything you do

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As a Dude™️ I feel I must comment on this Tracey fella. He's not a Dude. He will never be accepted by Dudes. Dudes ignore him. He made himself into an ersatz lowercase dude. Dollar store dude. Anyway, he's a piece of shit and as a Dudeist Priest and on behalf of the Church we reject him/ it. Abide 🙏

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Where's your Easter Bunny now, bitch. Gottem.

Dip Schmidt (R-MO) and the second dumbest Kennedy (R-LA) holding up a sign that makes absolutely no fucking sense and thinking they just scored the go ahead when it was really their own goal because they're fucking inbred morons. Smug fucks.

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wonder if the Pope is watching the Sox Astros game?

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mary @jayveesto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

getting mad at jco is a waste of time, just enjoy the roulette from a safe distance.

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Serious post. I served with a dude that became pretty infamous after leaving our platoon. It wasn't anything unforgivable, just super bad judgment. Years later a sheriffs dept. called me asking for a reference. I said he should never be a cop. He's mad. I still have integrity. It's not complicated

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

How long does an oath last? I I'm thinking about turtle necks again...

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ya ever wonder how some hard charging innocent 22 yr old LT could possibly get fragged in Nam? Imagine Pete as your platoon leader. Not so hard now, is it? Have no doubt, they all hate him. None fear him.

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Almost forgot. I saw a completely totaled Tesla Cab just as you leave the airport in Austin. It was 0730, so I'm guessing it had passengers. Who could've predicted this?

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you read theory, the best thing you can do when getting your ass handed to you in a war of choice is to purge 20% of your top brass

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'll sell mine cheaper than gasoline. Hit the Chairman's Piss Emporium

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When I was in college, my band played a frat party (we needed the money). After we set up and got shitty keg beer I asked one of the "bros" which frat it was. He said: you wouldn't call your country a cunt, why would you call your fraternity a frat? Buddy totally underestimated my low opinions

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I found a cool rock in NOLA. Yeah, that's what is goin on here

A dude dressed in only tropical patterned swim trunks and slides checking out the local flora. He is white and bending over with his back to the camera

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

according to this pregnancy test, im pretty high

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love and study regional dialects. They each have a unique set of rules. For example, if you wanna sound like a true southern Californian, you have to speak like everything is a question.

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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Armistice is a beautiful name for a boy

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