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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶🔮 @littledignity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Goodreads users pls just switch to storygraph. it’s women lead, you can easily transfer your data and we’ve had half and quarter stars for literal years
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ilex @ilex-corvax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hoisted by my own great big cock of a petard
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The thing I like about vampires? How they ask before being let into someone’s home. The thing I dislike about vampires? DRINKING HUMAN BLOOD
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want to make it very clear. I am down for a revolution and will actively participate.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 13/09/2026
sure i had to be alive as the american experiment imploded but i also got to be alive in the era of fancy nonalcoholic beers
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intrusive thot @intrusiveth0t.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
just a friendly social tip…. if you’re a friend who typically responds with “whatever you want!” or “down for whatever!” ik it probably feels like ur being chill and easy, but ur actually just saying “I don’t want the mental load of making a decision so you do it”
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i use cracker to refer to mainline protestants and honky to refer to baptists. under no circumstances will i acknowledge catholics
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Kirk’s boss at the cracker factory 

MAYBE PEOPLE ARE ON THREADS, WE DONT KNOW.
FRANKLY, WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
IT'S A MARKET WE CAN DO
WITHOUT
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Never gonna understand people who say all the “edgy” dirtbag shit but have the most milquetoast centrist political beliefs possible
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
donald trump has died
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
as a chopped millennial unc, i need to speak my truth: we should not have immediately flushed the term “cheugy.” it did and does still work. some things—and a frightening number of people—are just cheugy
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/07/2026
What noise is this? Not dead? Not yet quite dead?
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
love when horrible people die, big fan
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ilex @ilex-corvax.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Remember when the bad guys die at the end of Star Wars and entire planets in the galaxy have giant parades and festivals, dancing and cheering and singing even as the bad guys rain from the sky in a shower of horrible burning exploding metal and plastic and flesh I’m just saying consider it
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 12/07/2026
Everyone gets fooled sometimes, but if you credulously post an image or video that people reply to tell you is fake/AI-generated and you leave it up anyway (because “it’s still funny” or whatever) you’re making the misinformation problem worse and will be blocked immediately.
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“I don’t celebrate death” okay well skill issue
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy July 4, the day we listen to "Solsbury Hill" by Peter Gabriel, the beloved song written in 7/4 time
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I finally got one crying in my mentions. You won the pop culture war. Your fave is untouchably rich, has achieved total chart and media saturation, and her every move is international news. Your wellbeing is staked on the success of the most successful person in the world. What more do you want?
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
trans rights forever
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BLESSEDSYNTH @blessedsynth.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my autocratic nondescript son Choward says he won't finish his dinner because of its "ludonarrative dissonance"
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
In case anyone out there is having trouble finding the S button on their keyboard, here's one you can copy & paste: S
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Financial advice: simply stop looking at your bank account
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Under the redwood tree my grave was laid, and I beguiled my true love to lie down. The stream of our kiss put a waterway around the world, where love like a refugee sailed in the last ship. My hair made a shroud, and kept the coyotes at bay while we wrote our cyphers with anatomy. The winds biome triumph, our spines seemed overburdened, and our bones groaned like old trees, but a smile like a cobweb was fastened across the mouth of the cave of fate.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14/06/2026
I can't explain how this works but Jimmy Fallon is a failed MrBeast prototype
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
have we tried consequences
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
A grey Daihatsu HiJet kei van parked on a residential street
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Most men are so worried about not being part of the problem that they dont even consider being part of the solution
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
they should invent a mug of tea that I don't forget about
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femcel serial thriller @thatsacoinpurse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
happy memorial day

Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service
I dive in her cervix
2 CHAINZ "UPA REALESTS
MI
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
happy memorial day to the post of all time
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou 
Have fun in the war dumbass I'll be at home fucking military wives

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MY GIRLFRIEND'S HUSBAND FIGHTS FOR YOUR FREEDOM

eastbayfatman 
Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

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shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlickerlowtiermemer 
All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

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im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

penguitron 
But he's got shooters all over the world even when he's away 

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just shot a load in his wife

hitting-on-cullen
You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

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Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 18/05/2026
I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I wanna be as useless as the number 9 on a microwave
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ilex @ilex-corvax.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A picture from the frozen food aisle at a Trader Joe’s. In front of the Hashbrowns display is a hand-written sign reading “Why Frown? Instead Try Eating Ten Hashbrown!”
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Vanessa McKee @vanessamckee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ursula K. Le Guin
Small pencil sketch of a woman looking to her left. Mechanical pencil sits on the left of the page.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
billionaire defenders plz suck my dick
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 02/05/2026
Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨
A three panel comic done in mostly a blue-purple ink. Frame 1: The artist, a tired person with their hair in a bun and a bag on their shoulder standing in the awning of a bus shelter. There's an ad on it that says "STOP HIRING HUMANS", above a woman whose face has been replace with the word "AI".
Frame 2: The bus comes, it's wrapped in an ad that also says "STOP HIRING HUMANS." The artist has a blank look. 
Frame 3: A plane has now arrived above the bus and the human. It's carrying an ad banner that also says "STOP HIRING HUMANS".
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 02/05/2026
Why do people feel entitled to treat service workers like shit? Who the fuck raised yall?
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
small birds always behaving like they are tweaking out of their mind
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Melatonin to fight the day's caffeine. Caffeine to fight the night's melatonin.
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this would be a huge loss if they paid taxes
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
All my besties are leftists, but leftists who make hating on religion their entire personality are annoying and ineffective af. You cannot organize people you have contempt for, and most people have religion. You will not annoy, pester, or troll them out of their beliefs ffs. Be better.
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