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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 16m

Still kicking myself for not buying the silver 10th anniversary edition when I had the chance

Collectors edition Super Soaker 50 with silver chrome plastic

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 23m

imagining a sort of King from Tekken kind of scenario here

A billboard that reads "LAW TIGERS" with an illustration of a tiger

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I haven't straightened my hair in a while and it really shows off my grey streak, and with the velvet dress and red lipstick I'm looking extremely cougar-coded

A mirror selfie of me wearing a black velvet dress. I have silver eyeshadow and red lipstick and red nails, and my hair is straight, showing my grey streak

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 29m

now I get to play the game "is it the flu/COVID vaccine side effects or just seasonal depression?"

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Had to rush through a drawing last night to meet my Resolution Bingo goal. Did this on the couch with a cat in my lap and a laptop pen that at no point wanted to do what I wanted it to do. It's objectively terrible! But I think it accurately captures dear departed CeeCee's scrungliness 😂

A somewhat wobbly digital painting of a scrungly black cat with bat wings and big yellow eyes on an orange background.

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Try this Fun Way to Start Your Morning: Helplessly Watch the Cats Knock Over Your Floor Lamp so it Crashes Shade-First Into the Ground and Covers Your Shoes and the Floor with Broken Glass!

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JD, you can’t eat comics. @lostcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There are NOT machine-made clothes. If there were, your clothes would be made in the country you live in (where the customers are), or in China (where machines are cheap). They’re made in Bangladesh or India or Indonesia because that’s where the LABOUR is cheap. Your clothes are made by people.

Joyce Carol Oates says: “This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to
different consumers.“

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

buddy I live in Seattle, Washington, that is not a problem

A cardboard box with a warning: "avoid sunlight!"

A cardboard box with a warning: "avoid heat!"

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Scarlett Gale @scarlettgauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My wife and I have built a record collection almost entirely from browsing the $1 bins at the architectural salvage shops in town and buying whatever had the funniest cover, and these fucks cannot understand the rapture of bringing home "The Savage and the Sensuous Bongos" for the bit and it KILLING

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Marcus Gorman @marcusgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Our short film CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS GO TO HELL is almost ready for release, but we need a little extra post-production funding for festival submissions and to cover final crew costs. Support femme horror by femme horror fans! gofund.me/2de4ffe86

gofund.me

Donate to Support Female-Driven Horror Film’s Post-Production, organized by Marcus Gorman

My name is Marcus Gorman, and I’m raising post-production funds fo… Marcus Gorman needs your support for Support Female-Driven Horror Film’s Post-Production

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

buddy I live in Seattle, Washington, that is not a problem

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 30/09/2026

getting into the spirit of things, time to rebrand from “neovagina” to “supercunt”

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Meanwhile my goofy ass looked like this

Two people dressed up like Gomez and Morticia Addams. Gomez has a giant manic grin and Morticia is like eight inches taller than him.

A closer shot of Gomez and Morticia. Gomez gazes up at his tall wife adoringly, while Morticia looks smug.

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I haven't straightened my hair in a while and it really shows off my grey streak, and with the velvet dress and red lipstick I'm looking extremely cougar-coded

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Seriously it's gonna be great and also you'll get to see me and my wife @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social doing this:

Me with long black hair wearing a black dress and getting eaten out on stage by my wife dressed in drag

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In addition to the other obvious reasons you should come to my show in West Seattle tomorrow (as shown below), I'm also offering a special local's discount of $10 off GA tickets for the first 20 people to use the code "Hallowestie" on Ticketleap! events.ticketleap.com/tickets/unna...

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What's up I'm trying a new, much shittier advertising technique for my show this Saturday. events.ticketleap.com/tickets/unna...

A written-on google maps screenshot of West Seattle and SoDo. It reads, "West Seattle! Come to Earlyween!" with an arrow pointing toward the approximate location of the show, where a tiny version of the poster has been placed. In green more writing reads, "Free parking" "boobs" "butts" "no traffic" along with blue happy smiley faces. On the other side of the map, it reads "Sounders" "Mariners" "Bad traffic" "expensive parking" in orange, along with red angry unhappy smiley faces.

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Are you a West Seattle local? Do you want to pretend to be a West Seattle local? The first 20 people to use the code "Hallowestie" get $10 off their GA tickets for Earlyween! Get award-winning burlesque right in your home neighborhood, then be in bed by 10pm! events.ticketleap.com/tickets/unna...

events.ticketleap.com

Earlyween

Earlyween: A striptease celebration of scary season! Halloween. The holiday with everything: Costumes, candy, running around without adult supervision, and generally reveling in the darker side of lif...

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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

big win for vaginas today

New Canonicals

The following concepts have been made new canonical tags:

Authority Kink
Characters Haunting the Narrative
Doomed by the Narrative
Kissing Scars
Liminal Spaces
Medium Burn
Non-Consensual Fingering
Wound Fingering
Overpowered Characters
Platonic Fluff
Power Couples
Toxic Yaoi
Toxic Yuri
Vaginas

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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 23/09/2026

🥔 + 😀

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You should celebrate Bisexual Visibility Day by buying tickets to this show that my bisexual wife is producing this weekend 💖💜💙

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

HEY SEATTLE YOU SHOULD GO TO THIS SHOW

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

hey real quick can someone give me $17k for this so I can buy this and put a trans flag racing stripe down the middle of it

A 2000 Toyota Chaser for sale for $17,000

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026

Happy mushroom season!

A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I saw a Lexus LS430 on my way to work today and unfortunately it has just made me want a Celsior even more

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there simply must be a drag queen out there somewhere with the name Vagin O'Plasty, right?

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

damn it's crazy that they charge an extra 14% for trans people to stay in a hotel

Part of a hotel bill that shows a line item "Room Trans Occ Tax 14%"

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

probably my most controversial stance

I bring a sort of "driving the speed limit" vibe to the West Seattle Bridge that other drivers really don't like

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

oh hey girl how you doin

A blue late-70s / early-80s Datsun 280zx in beautiful condition

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Radio Bee @radius-bee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

New kind of bottom surgery just dropped

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Okay well I did manage to get a couple photos in focus so it wasn't a total loss

Sunset on the beach near the Santa Monica Pier. There is a pile of kelp in the sand and the orange sun is low in the sky over the water

Later in the sunset after the sun has gone behind the horizon. Still some faint colors in the sky. A group of seagulls and other shore birds are on the sand near the water.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Halloween is the only thing keeping Christmas from starting in August. Come celebrate this goth bullwark against the holidays with an amuse-BOO-che for spooky season on September 26th at Earlyween in Seattle, WA! The cast? Incredible. The vibes? Impeccable! 👻🎃🦇 events.ticketleap.com/tickets/unna...

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Okay well I did manage to get a couple photos in focus so it wasn't a total loss

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Update: New doohickey acquired, plugged it into the car, doesn't function. Took both doohickeys apart, tested the electric motors in both, they both seem functional. Cleaned the contacts, still nothing when plugged into car.

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Casting a spell to remind all my Seattle-based weirdos to get your tickets to Earlyween on September 26th! We'll have ghouls, goblins, thrills, chills, and all things Halloween! 🎃🦇🐈‍⬛👻🍬 events.ticketleap.com/tickets/unna...

A pale white woman with elaborate silver and black makeup and a silver and black rose headdress on her bald head poses witchily in a black velvet cape and dress.

A pale white woman with elaborate silver and black makeup and a silver and black rose headdress on her bald head poses witchily in a black dress amongst evergreen trees.

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Seattle. I am climbing through your bedroom window. I am hovering over your supine body. I am your sleep paralysis demon, and I am telling you that you need to go see Noveltease Theatre and Jo Jo Stiletto's production of Much Ado About Nothing. tix.click4tix.com/noveltease

A neon green, pink, and gold poster for Much Ado About Nothing, done in the style of 70s music posters. It implies gay protests, drag discos, and more!

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

New Orville Peck and Carly Rae Jepsen albums today, we are in a Bisexual Convergence Zone

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

New Orville Peck and Carly Rae Jepsen albums today, we are in a Bisexual Convergence Zone

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