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Allison

@stanley2chainz.bsky.social
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
yeah I’m not doing age verification. gonna deactivate for now. I’ll come back when it happens. see ya later, phone friends
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Haymarket Books @haymarketbooks.org · 30/06/2026
ALL Haymarket Books are 40% off through August 21st! ✊🏾✊🏿✊🏽
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my sister (in berlin) reports hearing “primal screams”
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
livin la vida snakeroot™️
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
taught my dad the phrase “weaponized incompetence”
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I went to private christian school in Texas until 5th grade and even they didn’t make us read the Bible for school (we had chapel but the Bible wasn’t in class stuff). It’s possible we watched Veggie Tales or something but none of my memories have anything to do with religious content.
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 26/06/2026
women should be allowed to eat shrimp
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
watching a baby eat a breakfast taco and squawk with approval
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Surely a 2pm coffee will get me to do a bunch of tasks I have been avoiding.
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
google searching “Hanif Abdurraqib Lamelo Ball” every day from now until I die
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
that was a lot of baseball #Astros
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
watching Telemundo has finally increased the speed with which I can remember which one is derecha and which one is izquierda
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
the dog was napping and fell off the couch, like this post to send her a forehead kissy
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
happy Father’s Day to the Cleveland Guardians, who’s Yordaddy #astros
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day to this man
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
a large fluffy brindle dog with big brown eyes curled up on the couch looking like a big sweetie
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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The Shrekoning
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
crab man is the john pork of crabs
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
who wants to tell my dog it’s going to be 4 hours before we can go on a walk
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
reading Madeleine aloud in the cadence of the Beastie Boys. she was not afraid of (mice!) she loved winter, snow (and ice!)
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I don’t want to fight with shitty ATS resume parsers!!! Let me enter it manually from the jump please I am begging
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
maybe I’ll finally double check with my grandma that our Canadian ancestry is still too distant for the new citizenship laws
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
one of the reasons I always read Dan is because of sentences like “what it felt like to root for the team that is in the way of the story everyone else wants to see told.” it's a generous and hopeful piece about learning from (in)experience. also there’s a Hanif reference.
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
tiny is a good friend of mine. if you have a few bucks to spare, please consider sending them this way 💕if you would like an artsy postcard from me as thanks, dm me
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 13/06/2026
baseball!
super weird box score for last night's Astros/Royals game. Astros immediately scored nine runs in the first inning, Royals respond by scoring five runs. Then nobody scores a run until the eighth inning, where the royals score three more, bringing it to 9-8. In the ninth, only the the Astros score a run, and they win, 10-8
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
sorry, so the US scored all 5 of those goals?
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Elizabeth Blackstock @elizablackstock.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hi friends! If you're in San Antonio tomorrow and want to learn more about the role queer folks have played in motorsport history, I'll be giving a whole talk about it!
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
went to buy a book and bought 6 books instead
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
a handwritten sign on a yellow index card that says, “please do not play with the bones”
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
group chat is short for grey poupon chat
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
god i’m glad I’m not emotionally invested in the nba/the spurs enough to have feelings about that
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
my favorite type of AI commercial is when they show you something that filtering could already do
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Brunson’s MONSTER three pulls the Knicks to within 25
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the dog just drank too much water too fast and threw it up on my copy of moby dick
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
got ‘em
an image of a reply that says “Why would it be ‘femin' ism if it included men in a meaningful way?"
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It is 2026 and the only way to get a refill of Adderall on time is to manually ask real nice at exactly the right time to not run out but not be rejected by insurance for asking too soon
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
my mail carrier has begun leaving a treat for the dog every time I get a package
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
a trashcan with “torso” written on it in chalk
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’m the @candlestick.bsky.social of spilling oatmeal on my pants
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I got this book on Kaitlin’s rec (which also introduced me to @sarabandebooks.bsky.social) and it is a triumph
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
irritable about Men and also muted someone for being a dick about Texas: time to log off and eat a big calzone 🤙
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 07/06/2026
I know bro types on any part of the political spectrum like to think of HR as a lady that accuses guys of sexual harassment for the mildest things but when I started in this field there were so many stories of tech company HR depts gaslighting *women* reporting sexual harassment and burying it
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
grand slam is such a good name for that
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I’ve come to feel somewhat affectionate about the ambient sounds of a hyperactive rooster and *more than one* tuba player but never once an engine
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
lmk how it goes, I’m in a feud with a rooster
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
all the creatures doing their nighttime routines including my neighbor’s rooster
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My neighbors had a rooster or roosters for years and I just realized I haven’t heard one of those suckers in >6 months, maybe a year
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