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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Luther Burden is the greatest name in the NFL

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Stuffing the Passer @stuffingthepasser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Luther Burden is a man of compassion and forgiveness… *pulls out and cocks a pair of pearl-handled six-shooters* …too bad I’m Luther Burden the Third

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Star @star.telstarcat.xyz · 29/09/2026

why is jason kelce dressed like he's getting to the bottom of this

Screenshot of an ESPN halftime segment with Jason Kelce wearing a flat cap and a beige-patterned overcoat with a black tie and white undershirt. Chiron below reads "Jalen Hurts (PHI): Rush TD at end of half, ball was snapped with 1 second left"

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

QUARTERBACKS DRAFTED IN THE TOP 10 WHO DID NOT START MORE THAN 10 GAMES FOR THE TEAM WHO TOOK THEM, 1990 TO PRESENT Trey Lance (4 games) Andre Ware (6 games) J.J. McCarthy (10 games) end of list

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This Steve Kornacki election night schtick reimagined to prod people into last minute bets is among the most tiresome bits in NFL media

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

prescription drug coverage is some of the most demonic shit you will ever encounter in your life. my doctor prescribed me a medication and somehow there are now at least two third-party corporations involved for no apparent reason and nobody knows what is going on or what needs to be done

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Should you wear your cell phone holster to a job interview?

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026

i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Anthropic comes out every few days and is like “Our system accidentally stole all of the classified government files from England” but it never comes out and says “Our system cured pancreatic cancer on accident” I think that probably tells us what they are planning to use it for

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Just trying to feel something again

YouTube still of “Frank Caliendo - does Jim Rome”

With a photo of Frank Caliendo as Jim Rome

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026

reading about the pros and cons of abolishing time zones. i would have to throw like 4 of my shirts away

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The next Democratic president is going to pull the credentials Trump gave to some outlet called Crypto Newz with Da Rape Boyz and people will act like this is exactly like what Trump's doing now

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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We are going to need a Radio Free Europe situaish here soon, aren't we?

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 21/09/2026

i got a new surgery where every 3rd sperm is a tracer

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

man they picked the perfect looking guy for this story

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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Steveson just fled the cage in cowardice, he wouldn't even wait for the decision to be read. This man Sean Sharaf called Steveson a rapist to his face, went in depth on why he was clearly guilty, and then knocked him the fuck out. No matter what he does next, Sharaf is immortalised.

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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm ascending. Incredible.

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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️

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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I tried explaining the McAfee hate to my dad last Christmas & the best analogy I could give him was “Imagine in the 90s if ABC fired Peter Jennings so Pauly Shore could anchor World News Tonight”

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Republicans, in their infinite wisdom, left a big gambling loophole in the Medicaid work requirements. I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026

dudes rock

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 16/09/2026

ok, there it is, run the ad

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El Tormento Guapo @curtainjerker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Pretty remarkable how much James Hetfield looks like the Cowardly Lion now

James Hetfield looking like the Cowardly Lion

James Hetfield REALLY looking like the Cowardly Lion.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I repeatedly get an ad on youtube, saying that schools are actively sex changing children. Motherfucker, I had to sign all kinds of paperwork and provide the Tylenol for my son to take in high school. Grow the fuck up. Goddamn. What are we doing? Who believes this stuff?

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