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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 5h
As someone with family in Roseau, 3 thoughts: 1. They HAD a Pizza Ranch but it closed a few years ago. I blame Warroad. 2. If you talk to any random 4 people in Roseau odds are 1 of them will be a Vatnsdal. It’s the town’s defining name. 3. Stop into Earl’s Drive In next summer to get a Little Dick.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 2h
The mainstream media has given lot of different people lots of reason to lose trust in it broadly speaking. However, when Republicans talk about The Media, I would like for you to look at historical polling graphs of when that plummet in their trust really began and hmm, interesting timing…
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 7h
kids today don’t even know Black Metallic by Catherine Wheel
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 8h
median minnesota republican
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 9h
This is where they make Brotens. And, as it turns out, all the other hockey players, too.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 9h
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 18h
folks are in bed play nilsson m.youtube.com/watch?v=CfjN...
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Harry Nilsson - Jump into the Fire (Official Audio)
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22h
you know it's a bitch of a stain when everything you look up says "first get some Dawn dish soap"
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you find out there's another living Warren descendant on the island
Katie Britt "Oh, no" face
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t think Kerry was winning in 2004 regardless, but calling it “Lambert Field” didn’t help
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There was a time when a female-fronted country-pop song didn't inspire so much discourse. But Reagan was also President so I can't say it was a better time.
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Hector Swimming Pool Bangers: 'Queen of Hearts,' Juice Newton
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's crazy to have witnessed, in real time, over the span of about 10 years, Knowing Ball fully shifting from right wing-coded to left wing-coded.
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 29/09/2026
that Rockpile video was my first upload: youtu.be/7fpW1thGues?...
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Dave Edmunds and Rockpile - Girls Talk
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There was a time when a female-fronted country-pop song didn't inspire so much discourse. But Reagan was also President so I can't say it was a better time.
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Hector Swimming Pool Bangers: 'Queen of Hearts,' Juice Newton
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Overdone bit but Mariachi National Anthem is a superb band name
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JBL @jodygraphs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Texas
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When It happens it might be like this, unnoticed by anyone on live tv for a few minutes
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think my favorite JJ McCarthy moment is when he was drafted and everyone who watched him at Michigan laughed at me.
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because I love my subscribers, I went to Vadnais Heights to wait in line for coffee.
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What Is 7Brew and Why Is It Everywhere? Midwest Excellence Investigates.
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COLLINP1.BMF
A color portrait of drummer, singer, Genesis frontman, and Top 40 solo artist Phil Collins, circa 1990. Special Operative Yìchén sees the image and can’t help himself. He’s suddenly air drumming the 10-note tom-tom fill from “In the Air Tonight.” His director at the Eleventh Bureau shoots Yìchén a stern look from beyond the cubicle.
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Minnesota Vikings.
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what in the christless fuck was that trump ad
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
man i thought the vikings had played well enough this year to get out of the Kenny Albert/Jon Vilma Zone
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes, the bravest thing you can do is Sensible Bedtime. No trophies, no high fives. But you don’t need them. You never did.
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Last Temptation of Christ (1988, dir. Martin Scorsese)
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why would State Farm suggest that Cam Skattebo is insurable
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only nine more hours until that classic Minnesota/Washington Big Ten tilt kicks off.
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the free friday edition on my horny mayor, taco pizza, and more
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Bad Mayors, Good Pizza, Dallas Turner
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have reviewed the footage
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a lot of good TV shows, and some are better than others.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock
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jabberwoCKY @ckyonwords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Wisconsin girls Daisy's age are driving the farm truck to The Sportsman's Club and picking up their folks because Ron and Sheila got real tuned up at bingo night.” Have a chortle, courtesy of @randballsstu.bsky.social midwest-excellence.ghost.io/first-americ... randballsstu.bsky.social
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First American Girl Doll from Wisconsin Has Extensive Police Record
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the free friday edition on my horny mayor, taco pizza, and more
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Bad Mayors, Good Pizza, Dallas Turner
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wonder how her morning is going
Paula or Wendy is struggling
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Arvid “Chomps” Chomplings was implicated in the 1919 Black Sox Scandal but never charged. He died via railroad spike in 1931.
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There are Pauls Bunyan in Minnesota. But don't tell Bemidji that.
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Minnesota Counties, Ranked: Number 55, Beltrami County
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There are Pauls Bunyan in Minnesota. But don't tell Bemidji that.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
High Lifes and Coney Island pizza and a copy of Fleetwood Mac’s Tusk on cassette
Picture of pizza and high life and Fleetwood mac’s tusk
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jesus christ
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
every now and then someone will ask me how i'm doing and i'll say "pretty good" and it sets off like an alarm in my brain to go watch this video again www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yo2...
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Every Time John Lakeman Says "Pretty Good" in Patriot
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/08/2024
dude, are you sure you want to leave? there are more horrors to witness
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916.
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Mandy (she/her) @mjneuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like Billy Joel, Stu’s not a huge fan, but this is one of a few songs he doesn’t change stations on.
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Hector Swimming Pool Bangers: 'You May Be Right,' Billy Joel
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you wonder why they don’t make Crustables
Jaxson Dart
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rams wearing Cosmic Bowling jerseys
Highlighter yellow with blue numbers
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/09/2026
That 2025 stint when every institution scrambled to bow before the eternally beloved god emperor's million-year reich was weird at the time and only looks weirder and weirder in hindsight. Way way way weirder than any of the alleged excesses of Woke 1
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Optional accessories for Daisy Davenport include a weather-beaten Packers Starter Jacket, an ignition interlock device, and her older sister Rhonda Jayne's ID for getting into Madison bars.
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First American Girl Doll from Wisconsin Has Extensive Police Record
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