fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Not mine, but my WWII vet Grandfather used to use this whenever he was asked to say Grace before a meal: The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost.... whoever eats the fastest gets the most. 000
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeet🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 29/07/2026The censorship of giphy continues. Searching for "trump epstein" or "epstein trump" showed the famous gif of them partying together. All of these gifs have been removed and the search-term has been white-washed. Same with January 6th gifs. They're trying to rewrite / bury history. 235710
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026@andrewpanton.bsky.social is not alone! @theregulationpod.bsky.social 000
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeetSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 01/07/2026They used to call it Himhe‘s Chocolate but they changed it because of woke 526721
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeetChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 16/06/2026The thing you have to understand about the ongoing US-Iran negotiations, is that on average, it takes a group of 12 year old boys at least five years to figure out how to run the D&D campaign 1873961
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I didn't need any context to believe this statement. 000
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeetChristopher Coffman 🌹 @coffmanesq.bsky.social · 03/06/2026“I’m ChatPGT” “I’m Google AI” “I’m Claude, and this is 60 Minutes” ChatGPT: “there are 57 minutes in 1 hour” Google AI: “there are 63 minutes in 1 hour” Claude: “this averages to 1 hour, or 60 days” Grok: *calls someone a hard-R when they ask Grok if this is true* 38018
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeet🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 10/05/2026The more familiar you are with the inside of a Cybertruck, the less familiar you are with the inside of a woman. 514021
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeetCitizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam. 3472852410853
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeet🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 03/04/2026That's totally disrespectful. Imagine you worked hard your entire life to create a company that manufactures trash cans only to have someone throw Pam Bondi's face in it. 401356179
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeet🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 15/03/2026Hey cool, now we're bombing "just for fun." This is a real thing said by Pedolf. We've spent $11.3 billion in munitions in the first week of the war alone. So we're going to war and spending billions, putting the entire region in conflict, putting lives at risk "just for fun"? 8757
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Just made the switch to WaterFox. It didn't find my Firefox settings/bookmarks/etc..., so I had manually do everything. Other than that, seems to be golden so far. 010
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeethammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11/03/2026You know what tho 12970151682
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Holy shit! Watching season 2 of Ted and a wild @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social suddenly appears as a 23yr old high school kid! 010
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeetPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Maybe Trump is the exit dose this whole fucked-up system needed? It’s like chemotherapy — the poison ALMOST kills the system but out of that chaos comes the death of the cancer? If this tears apart MAGA *and* neoliberalism then go man go. 1772362201
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 18/02/2026@blizzb3ar.bsky.social I have been negligent in my Gold Star awards. Here are some to make up for the ones I missed: 1183
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeethistorynerd62.bsky.social @historynerd62.bsky.social · 14/02/2026 8123091
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Listening to the latest @100percenteat.com Did not expect to hear @briangaar.bsky.social taking strays 10 minutes in... 100
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeetChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Hey, I know NOFX isn’t everyone’s cup of tea (I personally really like them), but this song is fantastic 2325833
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026(1/2) Unpopular opinion, but I think we do need an Immigration and Customs Enforcement department in the federal gov't. However, it should be a bureaucratic department and not a para-military one. It should be like the IRS. It does it's job with immigration processing and import/customs rules and... 100
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeetChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 20/01/2026If your church is run by an ICE field director you are not actually attending a church, you’re part of a cult. 372110274
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026@maddox.xmission.com do you still rate kids' drawings? 010
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The ghosts of Bob Hoskins, Dennis Hopper, and Mojo Nixon are going to haunt you forever for this take. (Possibly John Leguizamo will join them if/when he gets offed by a Piranha Plant) 010
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 05/01/2026The last time a Raven shanked something this bad, Ray Lewis was arrested. #steelers #ravens 021
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeet🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 22/12/2025Between Andrew Tate, Jake Paul, and the Epstein files, it was a great weekend for blackouts. 5959
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeet🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 20/11/2025The guy who robbed to my house got elected to the president of the home owners association. He has vowed to release the surveillance video after pressure from people aligned with him. He just needs some time alone with the files. I'm sure it's fine. 1755290
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeetHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 29/10/2025You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo. 442323132
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeet🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 28/10/2025It's been a while since I've made an infographic. Here are the biggest pussies in the animal kingdom. Enjoy! 1027670
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 27/10/2025@dropout.tv After years of watching on Youtube I recently became a subscriber to dropout.tv. I do have 2 questions about the player: 1. Is there a way for it to start playing the videos unmuted? It's really annoying to have to unmute, then rewind every time to hear the opening jokes. (1/2) 100
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 23/10/2025is it a coincidence that "East Wing Ballroom" and "Epstein Ballroom" sound so similar? #EastWingDemolition 100
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 15/10/2025"What's it like in that head of yours?" Well, my train of thought is so off the rails, it successfully solves the Trolley Problem. 010
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 29/09/2025I've heard a lot of "you shouldn't speak ill of the dead," lately. That's horse-shit. If you don't want people to talk shit about you when you die, live a better life. If you were a horrible human being while alive, dying doesn't change that. 010
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeet🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 24/09/2025HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! 8714
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeetNFL MEMES @nflmemewar.bsky.social · 07/09/2025#NFL #nfl #nflmemes #Jets #Steelers #AFC #afcnorth #afceast #AaronRodgers 4997
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 06/09/2025@drewmagary.bsky.social why were the Chiefs allowed to get the field goal attempt off? They changed personnel, so the defense is supposed to be given 10 seconds to change theirs. Is there some rule on 4th down/kick attempts where this rule isn't applied? 100
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeetAbbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 03/09/2025hey here's a scary thought: what's stopping hate groups using data brokers to dox and kill people they hate? 241
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Holy shit! @pattonoswalt.bsky.social is a vulcan?! 000
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 22/08/2025How did I never notice that it is @gamechangershow.bsky.social alum @thelisagilroy.bsky.social playing Vermin in Season 2 of Twisted Metal?! Such a great acting job! 000
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 25/07/2025@jackpattillo.com did something happen to today's Minecraft video? I was in the middle of watching it, then Youtube threw up an error, and when I refreshed the page, the video was gone. I need to know what happens to that sheep at the bottom of the waterfall. He made it out OK, right? RIGHT? 100
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeetpayton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025every time someone posts misinformation, gets told it’s wrong, makes a follow up post that gets no traction, and then LEAVES THE ORIGINAL WRONG THING UP TO KEEP GETTING VIEWS an angel loses its wings 10102489
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I hope you're getting royalties from Fox's The Great North @jameswillems.bsky.social 100
Reposted by fake_account_to_skeetJames Willems @jameswillems.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I don't use Twitter anymore, so I'll share this here! 523214
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I got this in my feed and low-key thought @ifycomedy.com was cast as the new Godzilla 010
fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 26/06/2025@hankgreen.bsky.social My dentist was the first (and only) person to tell me not to rinse after brushing. Their recommended routine is: floss, rinse with mouthwash, brush (and, if it's before bed: use a q-tip to apply some fluoride toothpaste along the gum-line to be re-mineralized over night) 000