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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1h
if you haven't had the chance to catch any of the history of charging the mound: The Big One streams live on youtube tomorrow night, free to watch for everybody ROBIN VENTURA VS. NOLAN RYAN 9 pm eastern 83 minutes, color, closed captioning available www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gX...
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ROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYAN
YouTube video by Secret Base
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John LaRue @john-larue21.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TFW you are unexpectedly up 28 on the #8 team in the country
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
people think i got the power 'cause i got the monkeys. nope. i got the power 'cause i’ll let the monkeys loose. they don’t UNDERSTAND they god damn don’t understand THAT and they god damn don’t understand ME. that’s ok. that’s all right, see. cause people, they understands MONKEYS
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Kids in the Hall - Monkeys
YouTube video by Crothers79
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have been a Mizzou fan all of my life and have never seen this. Wild. Haunting.
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He was born like that! It isn't his fault! Truman doesn't deserve this!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
shot of Mizzou scoreboard that says "PLEASE STAY OFF THE FIELD
TO AVOID A SIGNIFICANT
FINE FROM THE SEC
THAT CAN IMPACT
COMPETITIVENESS."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me and my friends can't wait for the Skydance merger. We're all excited to Paramount Plus And Chill with our friends. I lost my virginity to episode 8 of Dutton Ranch. The only thing keeping me alive is the prospect of a season 4 of Colin From Accounts.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
Everyone saying Mizzou shouldn’t be ranked.
I took that personally with the Mizzou logo
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think they looked bad ass, even though I am usually against helmet changes for some reason.
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mizzou is mollywopping these dudes.
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Roberts is supposed to be the backup, man.
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sounds like something from a decline of civilization sympoms random generator
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mizzou is absolutely incredible today.
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Certified banger
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hwt is so wide open that he could actually make some noise, I think.
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Glad I tuned in just for that fight.
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not to be dark, but "funny shitposter who slowly became nasty and eaten up with mental illness over the years and then death by copped himself with a samurai sword," pretty much summed up the era for me.
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"He's a mooootherfucker!" tier (podcast only)
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blessed myself by watching this Idaho game. Goddamn.
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every artist has some works that you might not care for.
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Effectively pilloried"
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they're putting me in the drunkard's cloak for my miscreant behavior
A drunkard's cloak was a type of pillory used in various jurisdictions to punish miscreants.

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The drunkard's cloak was actually a barrel, into the top of which a hole was made for the head to pass through. Two smaller holes in the sides were cut for the arms. Once suitably attired, the miscreant was paraded through the town, effectively pilloried.[1]

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Drunkenness was first made a civil offence in England by the Ale Houses Act 1551, or "An Act for Keepers of Ale-houses to be bound by Recognisances".[nb 1] According to Ian Hornsey, the drunkard's cloak, sometimes called the "Newcastle cloak",[3] became a common method of punishing recidivists, [1] especially during the Commonwealth of England. From 1655 Oliver Cromwell suppressed many of England's alehouses, particularly in Royalist areas, and the authorities made regular use of the cloak.[4]

beside is an 18th century woodcut of a man in a tricorn hat, stockings, and buckled shoes walking around in a giant barrel from his neck to his knees, hands flopping limply out of little holes in the side as fellow townsfolk watch him
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Doordash stuff to the dentist and pick it up there. That will make it feel like you have all kinds of places within walking distance. Bing, bang, boom.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congrats to Northwestern on becoming the first team to ever take the field to AC/DC's "Thunderstruck"
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BREAKING: A federal judge has ruled for the first time that a Flock search was unconstitutional and violated a woman's Fourth Amendment rights. Oklahoma cop pulled over a woman and searched her in Flock "because he saw her license plate was from California" www.404media.co/federal-judg...
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Federal Judge Rules a Flock Search Was ‘Indiscriminate Mass Surveillance’ and Unconstitutional
Flock’s nationwide network is quickly “approaching dragnet-type law enforcement practice” and the cop should have got a warrant, the judge wrote.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the thing I keep thinking is "this guy sucks to work with." like it's not even what he does as a teammate or competitor. he's a just a shitty co-worker.
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Rob Luker @rluker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trending to recreate this classic I see
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's that time. "I am the Night," oil and pencil on canvas, 2008
Child in a Philip Seymour Hoffman Halloween costume.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This dude rules.
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Luther Burden is the greatest name in the NFL
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought it sounded good if you thought of it as title of a sequel in a romance novel called Luther's Burden III. I used it as a fantasy team name. MIZ
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Stuffing the Passer @stuffingthepasser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Luther Burden is a man of compassion and forgiveness… *pulls out and cocks a pair of pearl-handled six-shooters* …too bad I’m Luther Burden the Third
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Star @star.telstarcat.xyz · 29/09/2026
why is jason kelce dressed like he's getting to the bottom of this
Screenshot of an ESPN halftime segment with Jason Kelce wearing a flat cap and a beige-patterned overcoat with a black tie and white undershirt. Chiron below reads "Jalen Hurts (PHI): Rush TD at end of half, ball was snapped with 1 second left"
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
QUARTERBACKS DRAFTED IN THE TOP 10 WHO DID NOT START MORE THAN 10 GAMES FOR THE TEAM WHO TOOK THEM, 1990 TO PRESENT Trey Lance (4 games) Andre Ware (6 games) J.J. McCarthy (10 games) end of list
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Steve Kornacki election night schtick reimagined to prod people into last minute bets is among the most tiresome bits in NFL media
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fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He was fired by the Bills because of his business dealings with the KSA
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I try not to pop off on here too much, but not having universal healthcare in such a prosperous and industrialized country is pure evil. Royalty vs serfs level of inhumanity.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
prescription drug coverage is some of the most demonic shit you will ever encounter in your life. my doctor prescribed me a medication and somehow there are now at least two third-party corporations involved for no apparent reason and nobody knows what is going on or what needs to be done
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Should you wear your cell phone holster to a job interview?
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anthropic comes out every few days and is like “Our system accidentally stole all of the classified government files from England” but it never comes out and says “Our system cured pancreatic cancer on accident” I think that probably tells us what they are planning to use it for
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Just trying to feel something again
YouTube still of “Frank Caliendo - does Jim Rome”

With a photo of Frank Caliendo as Jim Rome
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Birth Tourist @hambone76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was a weird inception. A weird within a weird.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026
reading about the pros and cons of abolishing time zones. i would have to throw like 4 of my shirts away
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The next Democratic president is going to pull the credentials Trump gave to some outlet called Crypto Newz with Da Rape Boyz and people will act like this is exactly like what Trump's doing now
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