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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 3h
There will be an unprofitable number of boomers listening to AI generated songs that are all chorus & that will be it.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 14h
Ben Rice looks like a baseball player from the 1950s who accidentally walked through a portal to today.
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 21h
Couldn’t get a clear shot while he was speaking but what an amazing shirt on Max Fried
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gotta love the SEC & Big 10 making such a generous give in their NCAA bill by capping the number of teams they can have at a higher number than they already have.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah fuck RIP Dennis Haskins.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s incredible how Trump has zero political savvy. If my party were staring down a bloodbath at the polls that’s entirely about me & their refusal to tell me no I’d be like “I’ll get rid of fruit flies. Fruit flies, gnats, mosquitos, any bee that doesn’t make honey, gone forever. Bye bye.”
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In junior high a friend asked what would happen if every single starting player in the NFL suffered a season ending knee injury & we seem to be on pace to find out.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He would never insult me by even asking.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After CBS viewers get done napping through the sitcom with the quirky ghosts they can keep napping through the new sitcom with the quirky vampires.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Even Jameis Winston’s completions look awful.
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Mega Ran @megaran.com · 26/09/2026
YOOOOO shout out to Miss Rachel! She did a takeover on XM and played our joint “Have A Great Time.”🤯🤯🤯🤯 I was already a fan but nice to know she knows ball 💙
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eventually as an adult the “I’m back in school?” dream is mostly replaced by the “Oh yeah I forgot about that part of the house I never use that is actually bigger & nicer than the part I do use”
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jim Clyburn’s aides gonna do everything they can to make sure he isn’t wearing his silk Palantir SWAG robe when he defends this.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hannah Einbinder is one of the realest real ones we got.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What’s terrifying is that parents used to let this creep into their homes so he could pitch them on trusting their children with him.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Always good to remember that in the grand scheme of things both Democrats & Republicans work for the same people & it’s not us.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These ghouls salivate at the idea of holding the power they’ll get being a “trusted advisor” to a complete moron but always fail to realize maintaining access to that power requires them to look like an even bigger moron.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“The hysterical Nikki Glaser” Yeah that was a laugh riot…
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe NFL stadiums don’t need to be playing the emergency siren sound to get fans to do what they’re gonna do if you played the fucking Hokey Pokey.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The shot at Randy Levine at the end is the cherry on top. Bless you, Chris.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TKO are morons if they don’t move Crown Jewel & start making contingency plans for WrestleMania. Considering what’s happening to most of the Saudi’s PIF deals they’d be risking serious business for a deal the Saudis will probably scrap even if the war with Iran miraculously ends before 2027.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
GOP really exposing themselves here. In Trump’s 1st term they could play their standard “Let someone clean up our mess, take credit for it & blame them for our mess” game & count on the rest of the free world just waiting for things to return to normal. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
cbc.ca
Republican senator warns Carney: Closer ties to EU hurts chance of trade deal with U.S. | CBC News
A long-serving Republican senator from a border state is warning Prime Minister Mark Carney against strengthening Canada's economic and political ties to the European Union.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn. RIP Michael Sweetney.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I do think he’s going to try to seize the ballots.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is so moronic. He is well aware MLB decided every team that clinches needs to do this. www.espn.com/video/clip/_...
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'It's so weak!' Mad Dog fumes at Yankees celebrating reaching playoffs - ESPN Video
'It's so weak!' Mad Dog fumes at Yankees celebrating reaching playoffs
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
GOP are living in their own personal Jonestown but are even dumber because they didn’t want to be there in the first place but still got bullied into it.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kash Patel walking out of the hearing m.youtube.com/watch?v=KV0Q...
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Wet Hot American Summer - Coop Storms Off
YouTube video by PartySwingin
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
On top of everything Robert Kraft’s wife voted 3 times to add Trump’s name to the Kennedy Center & today voted to close it as part of his tantrum over a judge saying he can’t.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hope Robert Kraft becomes so toxic Fox & CBS have to stop doing their traditional verbal blowjobs anytime the Patriots are at home for the 4 pm Game of the Week.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is dumb. Kraft & the other venues threatening to block the tour (some still welcoming a guy who wrote a song called “Hail Hitler”!” was them testing to see if he had the slightest of spines to wield his power. He was all “Gee wiz Mr. Kraft I hate to anger you” & they took it ALL from him.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Ben McKenzie @benmckenzie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social is urging fellow Ds to vote FOR the corrupt crypto CLARITY Act. I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that her 22 year old son received a $30 mil investment from a VC fund led by a crypto billionaire www.politico.com/live-updates...
politico.com
Gillibrand privately urges Dems to advance crypto bill
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand's posture on the legislation puts her at odds with progressives in her party.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Chiefs make statement in win” Bruh Patrick Mahomes still looks like Jeff Hostetler with the Raiders instead of the all-world QB he was which obviously has nothing to do with his injury.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FUCK PAT MCAFEE
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
History made as the Kansas City Chiefs face the NCAA’s Miami Hurricanes on Monday Night Football.
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nothing shows off the mental disorders of small business owners like the AI posters outside so many establishments. Why would you not just take a picture, no way it would be worse
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Robert Kraft & Pink will smear & try to punish Macklemore for being “antisemitic” for speaking out against genocide while each maintain friendly relationships both business & personal with people they know without a doubt are antisemitic and/or actual nazis.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s a tough time for women in sports could we maybe not do commercials about how they pee themselves during games?
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Poor Stroud.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nice start to the season
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ohio State lost
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Rodney Dangerfield's Famous Caddyshack Line
ALT: Rodney Dangerfield's Famous Caddyshack Line
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nerds Candy Corn 👍
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The NFL kicks off tonight with the Seahawks taking on the Patriots. The Seahawks just became the latest team to take on private equity investment. But private equity isn't just sinking its teeth into the NFL — it's investing in other sports leagues and countless other industries. Be warned.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sincerely what are these freaks going to do when he’s GONE gone? www.wgal.com/article/penn...
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State Rep. David Maloney drafts resolution seeking Lake Erie name change
State Rep. David Maloney, a Republican, is advocating for Lake Erie to be renamed Lake Pennsylvania.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
82-0 is a great game for people who like the Atlanta Hawks, Sacramento Kings, Detroit Pistons & Phoenix Suns.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I like Darius but he’s pretty much your classic garbage time receiver.
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