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Sarah York

@thesarahyork.bsky.social
949 followers 224 following 432 posts

Mostly football, sobriety, and gay shit

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 1h
Left footed kicker too, hell yeah
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 6h
He’s gonna end up on my team again and everyone in KC will clap like fucking seals for him
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Filing an FCC complaint about Tony Gonzalez’s goatee
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every other Thursday night game is for sickos only, this is one of them
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can name a few NFL players off the top of my head that have ended their own lives in the last few decades, and I’m sure there are many more I don’t know about. Framing Lane Johnson prioritizing his mental health as a dick move to his team is foul, even for a bottom feeder like Stephen A.
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me and my friends, hammers, etc
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Non-zero chance Mecole Hardman and Andy Reid are texting as we speak
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Talking myself into Andy Reid unlocking something special in Marvin Harrison Jr
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tyreek Hill is so pre-signed and I hate it so much
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NOT GREAT
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna be one of those Chiefs games unfortunately
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dave Toub said shove that re-kick up your ass hahahaha
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Titans on Arch-Watch
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Give her a writing credit
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This game is, vibrationally speaking, the worst I’ve watched in a long time
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gas is $7 per gallon
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Five years booze free today. Don’t miss it at all.
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb on the sideline
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The joggers should come down to the ankles when you are 0-3
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Steve Kornacki election night schtick reimagined to prod people into last minute bets is among the most tiresome bits in NFL media
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Bills and Chargers today:
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Screamed “RUN THAT IN!!!” to my upstairs neighbors on that one
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dudes rock
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tuned in just in time to hear boos at Lambeau at the half. Shitty Thursday football is so back.
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We got like a quarter of teams already unwatchable as a result of injuries after week 2, very cool stuff. This is the same league that wants to expand to Europe lol
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t want to hear another word from sweaty TV guys about Justin fucking Herbert
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kirk hoopin?
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That Gal Gadot trailer is so bad oh my god
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New extremely winnable primary just dropped holy shit
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I say this with complete sincerity, if you have any farmers in your life you might want to check in with them regularly
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh my god she averages like 4 points per game
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think it does mean that, Samwise
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Davis Webb is gonna be selling 50/50 raffle tickets in the stands at Mile High next week
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Emmett Johnson on Fun As Hell watch
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We waited a century to cut bait with Skyy Moore, Worthy is here forever
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
87 still got it
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hell of a way to realize Evan Engram is still in the league
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am the worst version of myself right now
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LMAO
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m gonna run through a fucking brick wall
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Skattebo trying to shake off that concussion
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Preseason Super Bowl champion Justin Herbert ate shit against the worst team in the league today huh
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
KOC hanging the refs a cartoonish bag that says “$$$” overflowing with cash
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
LMAO
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Carson Wentz stepping on a rakes all the way to the red zone lol
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Colts defense
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tennessee Titans, brutal watch
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