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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Schrödinger’s wife: Have you seen the cat? Schrödinger: I have good news and bad news

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Friend: Let's get together! What's your calendar look like? Me: Same picture of a dog on it till next month

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

doctor: your blood glucose is over 800 cookie monster: is that bad doctor: sir it's deadly Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 17/11/2024

bro everyone is kinda pissed about how much you took from the horn of plenty

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Wendy @wendyb07.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

please submit your small talk to me via paper airplane

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Me: I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails. My boss: This is your work account.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Who do you have to know to become the mysterious groundskeeper of a serene estate that overlooks a misty valley

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Several Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

a good name for a horse would be Kris Klipclopperston

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

my cat would rather die than not beat me down the stairs

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haha horizon • memes @hahahorizon.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

total guessing game

meme: cats living together. 4 cartoon squares showing cats getting along then "actually you know what"

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

There are 3 rules for living a fulfilling life. I don’t know any of them.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘐𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 is my favorite song about the Salem Witch Trials.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Save time by filing everything under Miscellaneous.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

I'm on my third midlife crisis, they certainly don't seem to get any easier.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

If you can’t handle me at my worst (crying in the fetal position), you don’t deserve me at my best (eating pizza in the fetal position).

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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Bluesky is so much better than Twitter. That's the post.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

If it weren't for horrible drivers, my children wouldn't have such an extensive vocabulary.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

It’s all good, except for the parts that are not all good.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Yeah, you’re hot. But not as hot as my compost pile

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I’ve never been popular, so being hunted for sport would be pretty confusing for me.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I never fully grasp how many weirdos exist in the world until I open social media and it’s like a parade.

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Here’s a tip for drinking green tea in the morning… add 2 tsps of organically grown agave then throw it out & drink a cup of coffee

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

if u can't handle me at my squidward, you don't deserve me at my spongebob

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

*shakes my moneymaker* *gets flooded with crypto spam*

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Every time a university professor reposts one of my shitposts I add a college credit to my résumé full of lies

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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I just torched a building downtown and I'm afraid I'll do it again.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 01/12/2024

I still see people cutting and pasting from the Bad Place to dunk on it here, and I hope you all get that out of your system real soon now

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