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Sometimes the Simpsons say funny things.

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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
S14E15
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Mr Prime Minister! ... Andy!!
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
"Good news everybody! Here's the greatest website"
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
"By the time you wake up, you'll be walled inside my mausoleum forever!" s14e15
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Bart's growing up without me. He won't be ten forever. s14e15
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hello pretty boy. That’s quite a beak on you. Hoo Hoo, who wants a kiss. Who wants a kiss? S14E15
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
You know everything about me! S14E15
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
What kind of watch do you have? S14E15
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Life is hard. Am I right? S14E15
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The trick is to blot the oil; wiping just pushes it around. S14E15
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
“But right now, I’m looking for a patsy.” “Hello!” S14E15
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Well, huzzah, huzzah. I'll just throw back my legs and pollute my britches with delight. S14E15
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I put my self through medical school dancing under the name Malcolm Sex S14E15 S14E15
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Pure. West. s04e09
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I bring you love.
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I'm a level-five vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow. s12e04
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
My back is spineless. My belly is yellow. I am the American nonvoter. S3EP2
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Don't remember this episode.
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
"HAHAHA!"
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Rest In Peace, Stan Lee s13e18
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Simpsons house made out of Perler beads. (Credit Reddit, u/kylemccoy)
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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The Simpsons Quotes @thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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