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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ĥ̷̲̼̚̚à̶̩v̸̧̜̔̊͘ë̶̬̋̋ ̸̧͂̇y̶̧̍̄͜o̴̦̓ú̵̯͚͓ ̶͔͖͖͑ḅ̵̺̐̃̐é̵͝ͅě̵̻̑͜n̶̖͆̏ ̴̛̯̣͒K̶͔̀́̀ͅŕ̴̢̘̰̎ó̵̧̞͍ǵ̴̰̐e̷̾ͅr̴̡̙̦̒̑i̴͓̣͍̔ṅ̷̲̙g̸̺̎̑
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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey, is this anything?
Coke bottle turned upside down with the Texas Longhorns logo on it
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i will 1) always be nice in person 2) never be nice on the internet
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the existence of muppet babies necessitates the existence of muppet intercourse
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wemby waiting for his microwave burrito to finish cooking
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was listening to the witcher 3 soundtrack while building the deck and dad goes 'what is this shit?' and i said its from the witcher and he said 'that makes you dandelion' and i had to sit down bc i dont know how he knows about that. Roasted my ass
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Wombat Wrangler @guitarsk813.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why do bash “A-I” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 08/10/2026
three yankees fans, three idiot dragons
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Making friends on TikTok
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like I said not funny. I am not uptight. it's bad parenting on your part for allowing it.
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Dan Paints Minis • maggiemaples8
Hey why don't we tell each other our favorite
Charlie Kirk quotes?
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Dan Paints Minis • Dan Paints Minis
I'll go first mine is *gurgle*
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Meteorologist: This is a serious situation. Earth: 80085
Image of a model run for tropical storm/hurricane Humberto and potential tropical cyclone 94L. The 2 systems are side by side and look a little like colorful breasts. (I know, I'm a 12 year old in an adult body)
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 06/10/2026
Lamelo Ball asking the important questions
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoever chooses to willingly moderate this server might actually be some of the strongest and bravest human beings of all time
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rob zombie with a speech bubble
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is your brain full of mind vampires?
A comic all in red, depicting a man with a cut out of his brain with a vampire skulking inside of it. 
Big text at the top says "is your brain full of mind vampires? you are not alone."
The vampire says "bleh! bleh! I am 2000 years old. Bleh! your only desire now is to find my amulet."
The man says "Dang, gotta find that amulet."

Further text at the bottom says "there is no cure for mind vampires but there is support and management. Know the warning signs, get help early."
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/09/2026
The peace Conan describes here is what I find so psychotic about Capitalism: The unnatural systemic need for more, growth, bigger, up, is constantly making people feel - mentally and financially - like where they’re at is not what success looks like, even if it’s exactly what makes them happy.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/09/2026
idk what emotion exactly this made me feel but i know it was intense and i know ive never felt it before
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve never been more jealous
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tracking the Ring
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I simply do not believe all these people who claim they’ve “never heard” Disasterpiece by Slipknot. Obvious virtue signaling.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PUT. GOATSE. IN. THE SMITHSONIAN.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PJ Fleck is our most “thinks Predator is a motivational film” coach
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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brandi do you know about how he drinks?
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22/09/2026
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My Letterboxd review of RESIDENT EVIL (2026): 

Unironic Leo point at the first-aid spray
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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Wombat Wrangler @guitarsk813.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Had some of the Dr Pepper dippin dots at the state fair and they fucking ripped.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t want to make art for the general public, who I hate. I want to make art for guys like me, who somehow I hate even more
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/09/2026
everyone always wanna get van helsing when draculas are about but here’s the thing: dracula was killed by a cowboy…if you’re a transylvanian peasant your ass needs to get to the rodeo
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jae (hallowed) @fubarchitect.com · 20/09/2026
how do you post like this? i'm glad you asked. first, you get online near the birth of the post-bbs internet, and post continuously for thirty or more years, to the exclusion of your primary social development and to the detriment of your intellectual capacity.
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Wombat Wrangler @guitarsk813.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/2MI-_jWAmlE?...
youtu.be
Fred Durst Guitar Solo
YouTube video by Darkbeat2K
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when you see a friend’s book at the store you are legally obligated to take a copy and flip it cover out on the shelf
A copy of One Of The Boys by Victoria Zeller, who is primarily a video game podcaster
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ME (soliciting donations): yknow, these kids are a lot like you. but instead of bats, they fell into a pit of hunger BATMAN: not scary. get a snack ME: well what if. their snacks, were murdered. by inequality BATMAN: they should k—they should inflict life altering injuries on it. or on similar stuff
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
insane real life troll
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Life Alert should make the sound of Sonic losing his rings when someone falls
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes…. YES….. YES!!!!!!!!
Iowa Iowa State drive log

Punt
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Punt
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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I forgot that the premise of Queen of the Damned is that listening to Korn suddenly made immortality worthwhile for Lestat
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.
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Wombat Wrangler @guitarsk813.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Attention @murderxbryan.bsky.social
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 10/09/2026
it’s going to be weird for future people when they find all the 12 foot skeletons
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In Los Angeles this temperature should read as “the 101 degrees”
A screenshot of a weather app that reads, “Hollywood, 101”
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
tremendous wave of anxiety for no real reason? it’s the fascism, boss
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