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Brad Hill

@threesteaksmafia.bsky.social
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Used to spend too much of my life focused on sports; now mostly about family life with a wacky kiddo. Jaguars, Sharks, Sac Kings, Sac Republic FC, Liverpool, Borussia Dortmund, Atalanta, Ferrari F1. Former A's fan, new SF Giants fan. Screw John Fisher.

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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pooper Cratt
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
100% agreed, BUT phones need to get a lot better at not allowing the phone to press buttons if it accidentally touches my face
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not gonna be popular but...
Guy saying "would" with bunch of people trying to pull him away from the microphone
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
dicklover3000
i am the biggest dick lover of them all

dicklover3001
not so fast
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
random phone photo
priyanka mattoo @naanking 6/2/22, 3:03 PM
i will never be funnier than our preschool naming its turtle:

Turtle Names
Tiny Tim 1
Green Grape Tim 3
Big Tim (circled) 5
Tim 0
Medium Tim 0
Strawberry Tim 2
Huge Tim 3
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Heffalump and Woozle from Winnie the Pooh
Alt: Heffalump and Woozle from Winnie the Pooh
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sharks
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San Jose Sharks Macklin Celebrini
Alt: San Jose Sharks Macklin Celebrini
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nolan Allan has some potential but guessing we're gonna see Sam Dickinson next game
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh come on
Cat sleeping in a Litter Robot litter box with "Interrupted" flashing on the screen
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RIP Druig
I hope this is hellfire...
@sablaah
drunk texting my dealer
DRUI G
12:01 PM • Oct 23, 2021 • Twitter for iPhone
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Urban Futurist Democrat @urbfuturistdem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"She had researched raw milk"
Chainsawsuit.com, webcomic with simple figures but a little more than stick figures, rounded off.
Generic person at computer: "i've heard the rhetoric from both sides... time to do my _own_ research on the real truth"
Google result: "Literally the first link that agrees with what you already believe"
Person looks surprised; dramatically lowers sunglasses suddenly on his face. "...jackpot"
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"My name is Chewbacca, but my friends call me Chewy. Pleasure to make your acquaintance."
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LUCA!!! Sprinkle that Maldiski
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got a fever and the only prescription is more Macklin Celebrini
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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J. P. Gownder (கவுண்டர்) @jgownder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tell them, John Grisham! “I wrote 50 books before I ever heard about Al, so I don't need it."
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Smack barm pey wet
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dobby's grave
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kiddo picked Treasure Planet for movie night and man, that movie ROCKS. I had never seen it. Worth checking out.
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is why we absolutely do not post our children online
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok I love this hat. It glows in the dark!
Me wearing a Hill City Howlers Poison Apples hat
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember Some Pets @remembersomepets Cat Latos Cat
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Sarah Walker from Chuck
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com Nomination for Certified Cregger Head
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A lot of comedic potential was squandered by not giving Chewbacca captions
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”
The Traitors promo image where Alan Cumming is wearing a Statue of Liberty style crown, the spikes of which resemble the hairdo of Rick, the character from Rick and Morty
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The forbidden Buzz Ball
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dear HHS
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Richard Hughes returns!
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Man I literally cannot remember the last time I weighed myself and was this light. Might have been junior high?
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: Dim Sum 41
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Gadget de Tic et Tac Rongeurs du Risque
Alt: Gadget from Rescue Rangers
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This Shein dress is pretty nic...wait it's a jersey?
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/09/2026
All else aside there is nothing I want or need genAI to do for me. I like reading. I like doing research. I like playing around in spreadsheets. I like interviewing people. I like writing. I like doing these things for myself because I take pleasure in the doing and they make me a better thinker.
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Drove around to various restaurants within 30 miles or so from a list and either took photos of their menus or picked up takeout menus and sent them to the company
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jeremy Irons blew out his voice yelling "YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME" while singing "Be Prepared" for The Lion King and Jim Cummings (Winnie the Pooh and so many others) had to finish the song
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
table for one, please
Black cat sitting in a chair at the table
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Woo-Suk Gone
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Even considering this is serious...you passed on THIS for a boring stripe down the middle? Embarrassing.
A dork with a wild berry-colored jersey
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just gross, man. They're trying extremely hard to create more apathetic fans and I think it's working
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Successfully burping a baby is an S-tier feeling of accomplishment. You get to slap their back like a Pit Bull's head and then they belch like an adult.
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh man my Toyota Prius just broke the Olympic record in the 400-meter dash
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Beastie Men
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i don't like a car where the headlights go 😠 i don't think it's good for us people to be around so many of them. cars should look like 🫪
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
1980s gangster movie coroner nickname. "Tell ol' Ricky Bones it was a suicide" /passes stack of cash
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