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🦇𖤐Stephanie𖤐🦇 @deathbecomesme.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Being in physical pain is exhausting

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.

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Ovary Action ☭🍉 @ovaryaction.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

It's okay WiFi connection, I'm unstable too.

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Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

So is this place still good enough to scream in to the void?

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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Doggy style so you can see my anus smiling.

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I've made it from the bed to the couch...... I'm ready to seize the day now

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I have gas, grass and ass. I cannot be stopped.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I used to manage a dildo factory. We had a lot of trouble with female squatters.

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Handjob them to completion, but the load is millions of little bananas, & Donkey Kong appears. *distant sounds of the Super Mario Party theme*

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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Rich people lie. How do you think they got there hmmm

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

I go to wine tastings and spit it into the air like Triple H

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I think I'm over this being human thing

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I'm a big advocate for not getting involved in anything that requires wearing 'outside' clothes.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

You can always count on me to be openly honest about my stupidity.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Good morning. Don’t say it back.

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Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I ate bran flakes today so my gut health better be on point for the next two weeks

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Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

You can identify as a stegosaurus for all I care but do not try and pass off cauliflower as fucking rice

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Jumping to conclusions? With these knees?

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Me, to my pillow: did you cum?

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

you seem like the kinda person who got all your tests handed back to you face down

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

I'm old, but not rinsing a Ziplock plastic bag to reuse it later because it wasn't that dirty, old.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

relationship status: sending myself nudes

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Not to brag but all my nudes involve food.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Is that a ham in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Some people look so much better wearing sunglasses. Others, ski masks.

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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Make it look like you're bobbing for apples while you're down there.

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🦇𖤐Stephanie𖤐🦇 @deathbecomesme.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I've been single for so long that my type isn't even my type anymore

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

coworker: do you know how to do the Heimlich maneuver? me: I have HAD it done to me at an Applebee's, so you could say I dabble

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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 07/03/2025

You're in her DMs I'm scrolling her media tab for pics of her cats We are not the same

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Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

If I bothered you then well I meant that shit. I only talk to people I like and that’s not many people

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Give me spooky season or give me death, which would also be spooky

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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

You’re not allowed to be mad at me for being an asshole if you were an asshole first.

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Mental health care in the U.S. is just watching We Rate Dogs reels

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🦇𖤐Stephanie𖤐🦇 @deathbecomesme.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I get it, Bulls. I chase red flags, too...

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Ovary Action ☭🍉 @ovaryaction.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Everything is costlier and shittier than ever. Capitalism is fun.

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Be the first one to tell yourself, "I told you so".

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Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Me to me: do that thing I like Me: *procrastinates

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

If I’m trying to distract you, it’s probably because I wanna steal a bite of whatever you’re eating.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

The human body wasn't meant to tolerate this many "wtf's??" a day.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

i dumped one of those flavored powder things in my water so I’m super hydrated or whatever

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

My superpower is to confuse people with awkward replies.

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Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

A lonely epidemic sounds like a good time to me

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

It's been 0️⃣0️⃣ days since I made it weird before the caffeine kicked in.

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Damn gurl, am I your eyebrows? Because you got me fucked up

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Get in losers, we are going back to bed

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I said “no diggity,” but that look in my eye said yes diggity.

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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Cloudy with a chance of hairy balls on my chin.

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Bear_E🐻 @ebearsky.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Peace over popularity. Depth over noise. A small circle, a full heart, and a life that actually means something.

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