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MrCarter3

@mrcarter3.bsky.social
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I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude. My shitposts bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojh…

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
happy fall y’all 🍂🧡
heknitt on ig a lil frog wearing a pumpkin
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
whispering to the person who’s ahead of me in line at cvs that i can smell their fear
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hello kitty demon hunter
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Plumber: what’s the main symptom? Me: idk, probably depression Plumber: i meant with the pipes
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Honestly I'm just happy I make it to friday each week Interviewer:
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Some of you never had a older sibling chase you sound the house with a knife while the parents were gone....and it shows
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I need to stop As I whisperd to myself next episode
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I dont like getting in other peoples business. But if people I follow are fighting with someone I'll read all 300 comments
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Awkward moment when you stretch, and your climax moan accidentally comes out
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A free ticket to a U2 concert is pro bono…
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve cooked for people I should have poisoned
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
may i have this dance, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man?
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have a lot of questions today and you people don’t have answers!
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Some of you never had a older sibling chase you sound the house with a knife while the parents were gone....and it shows
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I need to stop As I whisperd to myself next episode
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Welcome to the airport restaurant, someone will ignore you shortly...
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Things always look up when you're laying on your back.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
self-care includes pretending none of this is happening
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pedophile president is now making up stories of being in the twin towers during 9/11. Pathetic, just like every spineless fuckface who enabled this garbage pile.
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Crowd needs to get into this match. It’s so low energy
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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Absolutely crazy to think that Leonardo DiCaprio’s future girlfriend is currently nervous for her first day of kindergarten.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ME: So what do you do for work? DATE: My family sell our own honey ME: And hows beesness lol HER: I need to see other people
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*screams into the abyss *abyss screams back That’s fair
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Stop emailing me you fucking thief cunt Kindest regards, Kim
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know it’s not the spirit of the game or whatever but I’d be using the underhand serve ALL THE TIME
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if anyone asks, i've been with you all day, okay.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re adding beets to salads for both the taste and the benefits
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I do not think we need food inspectors. I think food should be on the honor system, and if it is contaminated, it should say so. 
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Stop worshipping people and worship the sun or the moon instead.
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I dont like getting in other peoples business. But if people I follow are fighting with someone I'll read all 300 comments
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Awkward moment when you stretch, and your climax moan accidentally comes out
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just hit 15,000 followers. You can all unfollow me now.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shake things up a bit. they say...hello. You say..go to hell. Trust me it's entertaining.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How can I annoy thee. Let me count thy ways. <inspiration>
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The internet is the only place I reject cookies.
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nothing radicalizes you against the concept of time quite like sitting in a hospital room
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Getting shocked while walking down Electric Avenue would fix me.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I found this coffee mug at a thrift shop for 4 bucks. The cashier dude gave it to me for 2 bucks. I still got it, sometimes.
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
if nothing we do matters, I’ve really nailed the assignment
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Coffee....a liquid hug for your brain
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Welcome to your 50's... Your body adds pain like it's a app update
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I don't always say something stupid. But when I do I keep talking and make it worse
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
there are few things a beach and a blunt can’t fix
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Bitter? No, no, no. I genuinely don’t like you.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
pink floyd girlfriend🤝dire straits boyfriend
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Marked safe from playing Yahtzee on vacation my sister forgot it.
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My car desperately needs a wash and valet but with 3 kids still at home I figure I may as well just wait until the youngest moves out. She’s 7.
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