Reposted by MrCarter3sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026whispering to the person who’s ahead of me in line at cvs that i can smell their fear 1524572
Reposted by MrCarter3sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026hello kitty demon hunter 311328
Reposted by MrCarter3DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Plumber: what’s the main symptom? Me: idk, probably depression Plumber: i meant with the pipes 09431
Reposted by MrCarter3MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Honestly I'm just happy I make it to friday each week Interviewer: 022
Reposted by MrCarter3MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Some of you never had a older sibling chase you sound the house with a knife while the parents were gone....and it shows 054
Reposted by MrCarter3MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I need to stop As I whisperd to myself next episode 052
Reposted by MrCarter3MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I dont like getting in other peoples business. But if people I follow are fighting with someone I'll read all 300 comments 0104
Reposted by MrCarter3MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Awkward moment when you stretch, and your climax moan accidentally comes out 2126
Reposted by MrCarter3Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A free ticket to a U2 concert is pro bono… 2286
Reposted by MrCarter3DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’ve cooked for people I should have poisoned 05419
Reposted by MrCarter3DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026may i have this dance, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man? 310743
Reposted by MrCarter3Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I have a lot of questions today and you people don’t have answers! 021
MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Some of you never had a older sibling chase you sound the house with a knife while the parents were gone....and it shows 054
Reposted by MrCarter3Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Welcome to the airport restaurant, someone will ignore you shortly... 1143
Reposted by MrCarter3Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Things always look up when you're laying on your back. 311268
Reposted by MrCarter3sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026self-care includes pretending none of this is happening 627888
Reposted by MrCarter3Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Pedophile president is now making up stories of being in the twin towers during 9/11. Pathetic, just like every spineless fuckface who enabled this garbage pile. 1264
Reposted by MrCarter3Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Crowd needs to get into this match. It’s so low energy 261
Reposted by MrCarter3gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Absolutely crazy to think that Leonardo DiCaprio’s future girlfriend is currently nervous for her first day of kindergarten. 1224239
Reposted by MrCarter3FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/09/2026ME: So what do you do for work? DATE: My family sell our own honey ME: And hows beesness lol HER: I need to see other people 38731
Reposted by MrCarter3DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026*screams into the abyss *abyss screams back That’s fair 010849
Reposted by MrCarter3The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Stop emailing me you fucking thief cunt Kindest regards, Kim 3213
Reposted by MrCarter3Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I know it’s not the spirit of the game or whatever but I’d be using the underhand serve ALL THE TIME 161
Reposted by MrCarter3Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026if anyone asks, i've been with you all day, okay. 46129
Reposted by MrCarter3Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re adding beets to salads for both the taste and the benefits 2221953
Reposted by MrCarter3Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I do not think we need food inspectors. I think food should be on the honor system, and if it is contaminated, it should say so.  47821
Reposted by MrCarter3Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Stop worshipping people and worship the sun or the moon instead. 68224
MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I dont like getting in other peoples business. But if people I follow are fighting with someone I'll read all 300 comments 0104
MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Awkward moment when you stretch, and your climax moan accidentally comes out 2126
Reposted by MrCarter3ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I just hit 15,000 followers. You can all unfollow me now. 179014
Reposted by MrCarter3ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Shake things up a bit. they say...hello. You say..go to hell. Trust me it's entertaining. 33213
Reposted by MrCarter3ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026How can I annoy thee. Let me count thy ways. <inspiration> 04522
Reposted by MrCarter3Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The internet is the only place I reject cookies. 16510100
Reposted by MrCarter3Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Nothing radicalizes you against the concept of time quite like sitting in a hospital room 361006103
Reposted by MrCarter3ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Getting shocked while walking down Electric Avenue would fix me. 613949
Reposted by MrCarter3ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I found this coffee mug at a thrift shop for 4 bucks. The cashier dude gave it to me for 2 bucks. I still got it, sometimes. 45815
Reposted by MrCarter3Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 19/05/2026if nothing we do matters, I’ve really nailed the assignment 08230
Reposted by MrCarter3MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Coffee....a liquid hug for your brain 1147
Reposted by MrCarter3MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Welcome to your 50's... Your body adds pain like it's a app update 064
Reposted by MrCarter3MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I don't always say something stupid. But when I do I keep talking and make it worse 032
Reposted by MrCarter3DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19/05/2026there are few things a beach and a blunt can’t fix 13915
Reposted by MrCarter3Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Bitter? No, no, no. I genuinely don’t like you. 48326
Reposted by MrCarter3The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 18/05/2026pink floyd girlfriend🤝dire straits boyfriend 1212
Reposted by MrCarter3ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Marked safe from playing Yahtzee on vacation my sister forgot it. 98421
Reposted by MrCarter3bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 19/05/2026My car desperately needs a wash and valet but with 3 kids still at home I figure I may as well just wait until the youngest moves out. She’s 7. 512138