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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

*my expression at even the mildest inconvenience* BIRTHDAY GIRL! Happy bday, Ms. Penelope!

Parti colored shih tzu giving the side eye and showing teef

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*O face* for this new manicure; it must be fall

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I met a tiny friend!

A small garter snake with his tongue hanging out in a very serious manner

A small garter snake wrapped around my finger

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

1. Rick Steves has spent $2 million of his own money to rescue a single-screen theater in Edmonds, WA. This is part of a multi-million-dollar effort he has made to invest in community properties in order to preserve local institutions and keep them serving the communities they were built for.

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

New book, who dis? (My original title was Bloodletters: Blood for the Beast but what are ya gonna do?)

The cover of my latest book titled the Jaguars ghost which features a ghosty looking Jaguar Warrior from Aztec history with a feathered headdress and a Jaguar head along with a lot of other accoutrements.

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Penny's like what happens when someone with a very rudimentary understanding of anatomy collects body parts from various muppets, and sews them together, but kind of in the wrong direction.

A parti colored black and brown shih tzu with white spotty legs stands proudly on a rug

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

It's the kind of sacred geometry you don't just riff 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

We survived Patricia's Sunset Cocktails! Happy 4th

A lady with long reddish blonde hair in shorts and a red and white tee shirt sits on the grass holding a black and white shih tzu wearing a cerulean bandanna. It is a million degrees outside and July 4.

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

It's Canada Day and you know what that means! Time to dust off this random thread of Canadian foods I made a year ago because I won't do free labor on this, a day to celebrate me and I guess the other people who live near me. Unroll this thread and bathe in Canadian deliciousness.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

BREAKING: Pride Month Extended Indefinitely

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Having a sleepover Widow's Bay watch party with this magnificent creature.

Image shows a tube shaped parti colored Shih Tzu of extraordinary tininess wearing a cerulean harness, tongue out, eyes going in opposite directions, splayed out on a bench inside a brewery.

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Ever since I was a fussy, baby journalist with questionable opinions I knew I wanted to grow up, go on Bluesky, and make a post about how people make fun of me on Bluesky and put it on Bluesky, so 1000 more people who never heard of me could make fun of me on Bluesky.

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

This little fellow stayed next to me the entire time I was bedridden, for months, and I am 100% certain that forcing myself to stick around for him is the entirety of the reason I am alive today. Rest easy, my baby boy. You were loved every single second by so many people. End of watch: 6-5-2026

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

On National Cancer Survivor Day, some free advice on lung cancer. 1. You only need lungs to get lung cancer. I'm a never smoker. 2. You have to be ready to advocate hard for yourself to get diagnosed. 3. Biomarker testing must be done immediately, because there are targetable genetic mutations.

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

If they'd come in and said "that'll be a million dollars" I'd have still taken this dog home.

A little white and black dog takes a chance and climbs into the lap of a stranger visiting him at the animal shelter.

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I wanted to try to read this article and it looks like we aren't intended to be able to do so. However, do you notice the message spelled out by the drop caps? Getting ready for #WidowsBay tonight 🚨

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

🚨🚨🚨 new WIDOW'S BAY episode just dropped early again woooooo🚨🚨🚨

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I have now finished my 47th novel. I can't believe how wealthy and famous I am.

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

This is nonsense. This is too many turtles. I would tell the other turtles to take a hike.

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Dr. Jessie Christiansen @aussiastronomer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I went back to capture what the astronauts said in full when the clock was stopped at T-10 minutes and they were asked if they were go for launch: This is Victor. We are going for our families. This is Christina. We are going for our teammates. This is Jeremy. We are going for all humanity.

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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

This Summer, find your place in the universe. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.

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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Here’s a video in case you need to hear the toads singing. AND TRUST ME YOU DO!! 🌿 #herps

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Toads Singing - My Favorite Sound!

YouTube video by Get To Know Nature

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I'm the new CEO of Bluesky and, to keep accessing this site, you guys have to tell me about a cool thing you saw one time. And it better be for real cool, or I will send you to Twitter. I can do that. I'm very powerful.

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

We all understand that modern politics has degraded to jokes that didn't make it into the screenplay for Porky's, but can we try to work with a funnier sex comedy? What about some McLovin jokes? Maybe everything doesn't have to be "haha you love cock."

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

"I'm not a perfect peeeeerson" Hoobastank's The Reason makes my eye twitch

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Did you know that if you have a garden, or plan to start one, you can check your local library to see if they have a seed library available? Instead of buying seeds, many libraries let you check out seeds with your library card. Then, if you can, later you harvest new seeds and return them.

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Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Happy Sheelah's Day. This feast, largely no longer celebrated in Ireland, commemorates either St Patrick's wife or mother, who probably didn't exist. So let's celebrate a similarly-named mysterious figure today instead: the sheela na gig!

A stone carving in a church depicting a bald figure who kind of resembles ET with a large, exaggerated vulva. The figure is holding the vulva open with their hands.

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Watching a movie called Survive. The poles switched, apparently overnight, and this family on a boat in the ocean is now in a desert because, according to this movie, the water went to where the land was. Because the poles reversed. It's not even wet ground, it's just a dry desert.

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

We all tacitly accept the business world is based entirely on lies that we are all expected to participate in. From the moment you interview for a job when they ask you why you want to work there & you're not allowed to say money. You have to say cuz you like their corporate structure or some shit.

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative. 1. Trying an amazing new food for the 1st time 2. Opening night of a new movie in a packed theater full of stoked fans 3. Finding a beautiful place out in nature where you can enjoy the world as it's supposed to be.

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

A skeet in the hand is worth two in a bush 😏

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

The sun has not yet risen. I stand, nude & glistening with Crisco, in the light of a Cinnabon-scented candle. Wordlessly, I slip into denim underpants, acid-washed jeans, and a denim vest over my bare chest. My feet ease into Timberland Slip-On Boots & the candle flares as my sexual energy explodes.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 03/03/2026

This is Timmy. He's here to wish you a happy Tripawd Awareness Day, celebrated of course on 3/3. It’s his lucky number. 14/10 (IG: jackson_the_dalmatian)

a dalmatian with small brown spots all over sits up and smiles up at you with a goofy open-mouthed grin and sparkling light brown eyes. he is wearing a white plush unicorn horn, and he’s balancing beautifully on one front paw. both his ears are inside-out, but he doesn’t have a care in the world.

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

We need to put all of our best scientists on making sure there's a targeted therapy for whichever cancer Bruce Campbell has

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I'm blocking any fitfluencer who says BOOTY. Or juicy. Or even peach. I'm having a visceral reaction to it at this point. In the year 2026 can we focus on being prepared to flip cars or something.

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I want to be cremated. Not necessarily when I die. Surprise me!

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/02/2026

I love these people saying relax and let brown people die who cares about them it means the Republicans might lose in the future so it will be okay

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

You know how I think we got here? Must have been sometime in the 70s and '80s when anti-bullying campaigns really picked up. We told kids to turn the other cheek, to walk away because that made you a bigger person. We let bullies keep being bullies and stayed quiet like that was a strategy.

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Let Mr. Beans and his ill-fitting shirt see you through the rest of the day.

a orange and white cat half wearing a pink and white striped hoodie.

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Dorothy: Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. Toto: Thank God, what a fucking shithole that place has turned out to be.

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Cool Hand Luke finished the final egg, proving his mettle, as Toasty Paw Gord's eyes narrowed in disdain. Oh, how he hated Luke and his fucking cool hands.

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