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John Lovejoy

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Below me were many people. Some with air rifle, some with gatty, and some with bendy stick for shitty shotty

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Resist Trump 🤬 🤦🏽‍♂️🇺🇸 💜💙💪🏽 @resist-trumps-rule.bsky.social · 19h
😂Brilliant
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026
This is still making me chuckle 2 days later 😀
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Don'T Let The Bastards Grind You Down Brian Blessed
ALT: Don'T Let The Bastards Grind You Down Brian Blessed
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 03/10/2026
News saying "questions must be asked if enough is being done to protect politicians" Why aren't questions being asked about what politicians are saying and doing to cause people to want to attack them? Freedom of speech is not freedom to be a complete arsehole and deliberately wind people up.
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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The BBC does genuinely seem to be trying to save money where it can; they scrapped an undercover investigation where Amol Rajan went out clubbing with a view to exposing the easy access to poppers because they didn't want to pay for the Amol night rate
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026
Manchester City were found guilty of "overstating revenue". Paying yourself Hundreds of Millions of pounds in sponsorship by companies that don't exist isn't "overstating revenue", it's acting the cunt. "In today's news, Gary Glitter has been found guilty of overenthusiastic babysitting"
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Name your fav dance scene.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The fact that I'd 10/10 have given that robot a Sharpie to write a big spunking cock with hairy bollocks on the side of that van is the only reason they won't let me join the army.
A wee robot trying to open the door of a van when it could be doing art for the ages.
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Guardian joins the campaign to abolish the state pension triple-lock. Portrays it as a old v young, social security v defence spending issue. Silence on corporate welfare, tax perks of the rich, maldistribution of wealth, low govt spend on state pension, how future retirees will survive.
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Britain needs cash and everyone knows we should break the pensions triple lock. Where is the courage? | Gaby Hinsliff
The issue cannot be avoided any longer. Andy Burnham and his chancellor must face the fear of a pensioner backlash, and find a fair solution, says Guardian columnist Gaby Hinsliff
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 22/09/2026
Tuesday
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Mike Bell Maps | MusicMaps & More @mikebellmaps.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My BACK TO THE FUTURE Film Plot Line Map offers a fresh, visually stunning gift for any fan to explore this beloved time-travel adventure. My unique map transforms characters, key events, and timelines into distinct lines, simplifying the intricate storylines of Marty McFly's journey.
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just look at the glee on Nigel Farage’s face as he watches a Piddington resident cry about the overt racism she, her Caribbean heritage husband, and their two children have felt in the village during the referendum. Time and again he’s showing us exactly who he is.
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Unless Nandy's quote continues "and that's why we'll be stopping all pension payments to residents of Piddington, and they can pay for their healthcare outside the village at the point of delivery. I also wish them the best of luck with their sewage". That's democracy in action, Susannah.
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬
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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you know what children COULDN'T come to your show, Ed? The Palestinian children who were murdered
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 15/09/2026
A little girl's car was hit with 335 bullets. She begged for help for hours. An ambulance was sent, it was shelled and both paramedics killed. The little girl's body was found 12 days later, alongside her 6 family members. Pointing this out is anti-Semitic and gets you kicked off music tours.
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Tom Jamieson @tomjam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes, past generations never told jokes about tragedies...this is a totally new Gen Z thing. We all used to be so respectful of terrible events & remained resolutely serious about them at all times.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rest in peace, Pat Nevin. You were the only footballer who ever wrote a book. By extension, therefore, you were also the only footballer who ever read a book. I'll always remember you best as the guy from Tranmere Rovers who played Clare Grogan in Gregory's Girl (1983), dir. Bill Forsyth. #notTotP
Pat Nevin dressed as Clare Grogan in Gregory's Girl
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mad and sad that Buddy Holly died on one of those planes 25 years ago today aged just 14. Madder still that legends The Big Bopper, Ritchie Valens, The Bigger Bopper, Daphne Neighbourhood, and footballer Pat Nevin were all onboard too. The day the music died indeed. And a bit of football. #notTotP
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What are the other 2 families doing?
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*BUZZ* Nazis
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Memorial Device @memorialdevice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
'No arrests made'. They have been completely emboldened. And we know how this works: they will do it again. In greater numbers. A catastrophic and far-reaching failure of policing.
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Scott Gray @scott1gray.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This should have been just as big a news story today as the illegal donation sting and the Nazis in Dover: a woman being assaulted at the Reform conference and Farage watching and laughing.
A woman being assaulted at the Reform Party conference.Nigel Farage watching a woman being assaulted at the Reform conference and laughing.
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So either he was there knowingly to commit a crime, which makes him unfit to be Prime Minister, or he was a clueless buffoon who wasn't listening while two of his closest advisors were planning to commit a crime, which makes him unfit to be Prime Minister.
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
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Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In case this is helpful to the Metropolitan Police, all those exposed in tonight's @channel4news.bsky.social expose, including Nigel Farage, will all be either on or near Stage A of the National Exhibition Centre, Birmingham, tomorrow at 4pm. You're welcome.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yeah, although the thing about Industrial Revolution steel mills is: they made steel that could be used to build things that people wanted and were willing to pay lots of money for.
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This is akin to banning steel mills at the start of the Industrial Revolution
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Zack Polanski • @ZackPolanski • 9h
Right now the government is putting our communities, our water security and our climate ambitions second to the demands of tech giants....
Greens call for temporary ban on new data centres
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Diary of Mr Jerry Leadbetter, May 9th, 1975.
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Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I knew I saved this for a reason!
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258 Please share. TY x
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 14/08/2026
Let's get this straight, a man accused of plagiarism is hounded out of his job and takes his own life on the same day that another man is returned to high office by a load of mad racists in a shithole seaside town, despite him being corrupt as fuck? World's beyond help
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Might text them back and warn them about fossil fuels.
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Adso of Menk @adsomenk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 14/08/2026
Friday
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 13/08/2026
It's just time we ended it all, innit
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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
if you are an adult taking even 5 minutes out of your life to "protect Dobby's grave" you should be put on some sort of register
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That face, though.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Things you can say in a swingers club as well as in a restaurant review for Kent Online.
Kent online, restaurant review:

'Simply sublime. By the time the tart arrived, my missus was in raptures'.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
No, the riots in Thetford aren't a reasonable protest that sadly escalated into violence. The violence was the point from the start. The reasons for the 'protest' were not reasonable, fair or valid. Stop making racist violence seem 'OK'. Just stop.
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
UEFA should really grind FIFA’s gears and call it the Pro Evolution Soccer World Cup
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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You ever think about Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's, kidnapping men off the street and forcing them to dress like Ronald McDonald before he beats them to death with a pipe between the years 1987-1998? Me neither. I mostly think about partying.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When the story of why humanity didn't stop climate change is written, it will feature front pages like this. Even as the skies blacken with climate change-induced wildfires, right wing media continue their relentless crusade against measures to tackle it.
The Times: Net zero risks blackouts. Below a photo of French wildfires.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dunno, gang. All these unprecedented wildfires and thousands of people just straight up dying because it's too hot to live any more? I reckon the sensible plan is just to ignore it and hope it sorts itself out eventually; like you would a grotesquely swollen testicle causing a continuous dull pain.
The this-is-fine dog having a coffee in a scorched post-apocalyptic hellscape.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wow, that's really long.
The Titanic was two miles long.
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Make them absolutely massive and if they are recording they have to audibly narrate what they are filming so everyone around can hear x
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
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Funny Meme: Men with Purses
Alt: Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer on Shooting Stars, raising their handbags in a defensive way
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Here we go! 🚨🚨🚨Andrew Burnham, Manchester to Westminster on a free. 3yr contract with a possible 5yr extension. No sell on or buy back clause"🚨🚨🚨 ©️ Fabrizio Romano
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