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"I support Man City. Like drinking, like a laugh, chat, you know - bit of a debate, argument, scrap, fight, punch up, break some bloke's nose. I like life!"

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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 3h
Oliver Cromwell. 1649
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 3h
Everytime I hear 'government scheme.' I automatically shout back, 'designed to kill your dream.' Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 3h
"And she said. Is it a..."
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 4h
G'day
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 5h
Remember the last time this happened & it transpired that various media outlets had paid for expensive cars to be waiting for them, along with the bottles of champagne?! Simpler times
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 5h
Cunt looks like a shitty salesman doing his first pitch
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 21h
Football without litigation is NOTHING!
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 21h
Why doesn't he just come out & have done with it.
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 22h
Chris Lowe, on adding a Sybian to the rider list at Glastonbury
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Johnny Stafford @johnstafford72.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PJS
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol @ the PL when it's revealed at the High Court that the accountancy figures were actually in Turkish Lira & not Pounds Sterling, like they presumed.
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seen a few of these. Not spotted 'Scum' or 'School for Scoundrels' as of yet. Will keep you posted
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No way we're coming back from these 114 Gulily charges
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taps off Van Fuel containers
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Brad Pitt as Mickey O'Neil: Dags, Y'da Like Dags?
ALT: Brad Pitt as Mickey O'Neil: Dags, Y'da Like Dags?
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last time I saw a utd fan as giddy as this. Is when Billy Watts was showing kids around The Cliff.
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
STOP THE BOATS!
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had to drive down The Strand earlier. Some very ill fitting suits being worn by the conference delegates #SartorialShuttoh
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
State of some #Berts on here. Absolute fucking fannies
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Margeret Tebbit, when she came out of intensive care
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nearly time for Antiques Roadshow. Hopefully some hopes & dreams will be smashed when the family heirloom is worth fuck all!
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bizet's Carmen
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bay City Hair Rollers
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just remembered. I've got to accompany Mrs S, and watch Susan Calman, this time next week.
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Dinosolostan Falls from Ceiling
ALT: Dinosolostan Falls from Ceiling
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hearing that Bert Trautman didn't actually break his neck & Birmingham City are looking to appeal. Don't shoot the messenger, that's just what i've heard. Peace & Love
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Menopause at work
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another catch by Banton open.spotify.com/track/1Mkcvw...
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Baby Come Back
Pato Banton, Reggae Revolution, Ali Campbell, Robin Campbell · The Best Of Pato Banton · Song · 2008
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sounds like @yakhunt.net in distress. Upside down in a ditch i'd wager
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just gonna check on my carrott & swede
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Judas Nun
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Womantronix
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Douglas Bader. 1932
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Karl Donitz. 1940
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I see Danny Tommo got bail
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Best one so far by a grown man.
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LOL @ this ref
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh god. Eric Alper is on here. What's your favourite Xmas shite? Which flavour crisp had the biggest impact on your life? How many marbles could you fit in your foreskin? The tedious twat
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We're owed €100 for this taxi alone
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've forgot where I put my memory pillow
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some melodramatic #Berts today on various social media. Nobody is interested in your 10 page post of how hurt your feelings are.
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nobody remembers the second man on the moon
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where's Derek? @vocnorth.bsky.social
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do anything you wanna do - Eddie & the Hot Rods, is still a BANGOH!
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
'FREE ET'
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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Disco Party
ALT: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Disco Party
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's basically Fathers4Justice going rogue due to the International football calendar
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Eldest grandson is 18 today. Of course his favourite present was a Mr Bean mask! No idea where this juvenile behaviour comes from?
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FREE DANNY THOMO* * With every box of Rice Krispies
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I see Sacha is lying again. No beer restrictions at National League grounds. Not like him to be economical with the truth
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Field Marshall Paulus. Stalingrad. January 31st, 1943
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