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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 3h
Just got in and put the telly on and why has Ian Wright gone full Frank Spencer?
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ray Liotta's Goodfellas Hysterical Laugh
Alt: Ray Liotta's Goodfellas Hysterical Laugh
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah, spooky season.
Put an arch in that shit
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just been made aware that Michael Flatley's appalling vanity project film 'Blackbird' is available in full on YouTube for everyone's viewing 'pleasure'. There's a laugh within the first 5 seconds when his production company logo arrives on screen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc_o...
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*checks to see if name added to 2026 Forbes Rich List* *skulks off*
Confirmation that I’ve won a whole pound on last night’s lottery.
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Possibly the least rock ‘n’ roll picture ever taken.
Picture of choir cunt Gareth Malone with a guitar.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Screenshot of a pop=up on the Guardian website saying "The Guardian has something many news organisations today don’t: guaranteed independence. With no billionaire or large corporate owner, our journalists are free to report without interference. Our role is to hold power to account, not answer to it."
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Maple 🥞✨️ @mapleburr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They're certainly getting more creative
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Paul Hollywood starring in appalling ‘Street Hawk’ spin-off ‘Shite Hawk’.
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's your sign?
Sign for "Paul's Second Hand Furniture & Auld Shite"
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Rolf Oldejans @rolfoldejans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 26/09/2026
Tried opening this up but it misunderstood what I was doing and scolded me at length
A box found in a charity shop labelled BLUESKY STARTER KIT
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#TOTP
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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PM pledges to bring back wanking in the stands at football games. "It's unfair to make fans go 90 minutes without a tommy tank, especially as the ball is the same shape as a boob."
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can’t stop watching it.
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Found your tinder profile
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quite a lot going on here.
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
alarmingly accurate #scd #strictly
Josh Widdicombe looks like a toddler who just had a pair of glasses strapped on and is seeing his mum for the first time.
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Adam_Y @modernistpunk.com · 19/09/2026
My liege...
A screen grab of the BBC with the subtitles "the duke and duchess of sausage" and a picture of harry and Megan.
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 18/09/2026
Having a slash as a middle aged man
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Number Twos, more like. #MoreLike
Cover artwork for Cliff Richard's new album.
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
That scene at the end of Planes, Trains & Automobiles.
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran and James Cunten doing that fucking Carpool Karaoke.Car being crushed.
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Beckatron @ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Facebook has peaked.
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Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Might pop to Sheffield Botanical Gardens at lunch and make the most of this September sun.
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 14/09/2026
What’s happening.
Digestive biscuits on a shelf but they’re called ‘Giggling’ for some reason.
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NullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The sound I make since age 35 when I get up from the couch
Supermarket aisle sign that says “HOOAEG”. (Apparently it means season in Estonian).
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Somehow stumbled on this Instagram account that advertises partition "rooms" to rent in Dubai with chirpy music and it's horrifying. www.instagram.com/dubai_proper...
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
every podcast ever
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just seen this video of a guy preaching whilst also apparently doing an impression of a large inkjet printer.
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s the out-of-office on for a week.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some fairground games are more fun than others...😳
Photo of a fairground game which appears to be called Duck, Duck, Anal.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 10/09/2026
what the fuck
@carla_onallfours on instagram.

its an AI account of a “human centaur” girl
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wonder if they’re still doing this tomorrow? #1MiniMuffinEquals1Respect
Old picture of a Marriott hotel offering complimentary coffee and mini muffins for half an hour in remembrance of 9/11.
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Gemma Arrowsmith @mmaarrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
iPhone Duo looking good
A hand holding an iPhone duoImage from An American Werewolf in London. The transformation scene where his hands are stretching.
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All a bit much, innit?
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just think that risking your life at a moment's notice to save people you've never met in exchange for no money is a better expression of patriotism than dressing up like a Poundshop paramilitary and intimidating families with kids trying to get onto a ferry.
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willmill82 @willmill82.co.uk · 07/09/2026
Why does this look like an American remake of Minder
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Post a picture that could be an album cover.
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well I CERTAINLY won’t be watching that. *clutches pearls*
Back of a Blu Ray cover saying that the film has been rated ‘12’ because it contains a “rude gesture”.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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The Critic: Nothing Of Value Was Lost
ALT: The Critic: Nothing Of Value Was Lost
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh mate. www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-n...
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Neath gran says new teeth bought on Facebook 'look like Haribo sweets'
Karen Soper paid £14.99 for the dentures after watching a Facebook video
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J Farrers @jfarrers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This reminds me of Shopping City on the shores of Lago Maggiore
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