TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 6hIdea for new Peter Kay stand up bit: Hollands pies. Remember when they were good? Eh? 000
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 8hEveryone seems pretty hyped up after Burnham's speech yesterday so once again: words are meaningless, judge people on their actions. 141
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Are we all grown up enough now to agree that Ben Affleck is the best Batman? 410
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026I think we can all agree the only punishment severe enough for City is to make them pay £2 a litre for diesel. 000
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Manchester City were found guilty of "overstating revenue". Paying yourself Hundreds of Millions of pounds in sponsorship by companies that don't exist isn't "overstating revenue", it's acting the cunt. "In today's news, Gary Glitter has been found guilty of overenthusiastic babysitting" 071
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026If anyone's a mate of Danny Tommo's can you smuggle this in to prison for him, ta x 350
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Just for comparison, the amount of money Manchester City spent when cheating is greater than 13 country's gross domestic product. 032
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026They're all rock hard, right up to the point that they start crying and pissing their knickers. 010
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026100Gig to download a game, fuck me. Remember leaving the 'phone connected all night downloading an album at 3k/s on AOL or NTL? Compuserve. 110
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Something I don't talk about is I spend a significant amount of my income and my time helping others. The homeless, children, domestic violence victims, a variety. I deliberately distanced myself from everyone this year. Not one person has gotten in touch to check in. I won't be doing it any more. 250
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Potato-flavoured potatoes. Whatever will they think of next? 010
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Tuesday: Card only self serve machines at the shop. "That's card only, sir" Yeah, that's fine. Beep: this machine is card only, would you like to continue? Yes. Beep. Beep. Beep. Checkout. "How would you like to pay?" 221
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Some bloke's just walked in and ordered a pumpkin spice latte. 410
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026No mention of the 1st victim, a Muslim man. How convenient. I'm sure it's just an oversight and there's no agenda here whatsoever. 081
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Right, this is what I have to deal with on a daily basis. The old dear got a parking ticket when she was in Ireland and I have to challenge it 'cause the signs weren't clear enough when she abandoned the fucking car on Donaghadee High Street. 110
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 28/09/2026Bin the Europa League and Conference League off, bring back the Cup Winner's Cup. 000
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 28/09/2026If your response to Liverpool fans talking about City cheating is "you murdered 39 Italians" and "you killed your own" you really need to have a look at your life and figure out where it went wrong. Then throw yourself off a cliff. No-one will miss you. x 0202
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 28/09/2026Thought they were all male invaders of fighting age? 021
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026Lads. J-Lo. Now I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that none of her previous four husbands were the problem. 040
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026Just been sat here seeing the same person commenting and thought fuck me, this one goes on a bit, then realised I was on their profile and it was their timeline I was reading. 080
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026Lance Henriksen wasn't killed by an alien, the only correct answer is Bill Paxton. iykyk 000
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026Lads. Someone needs to point out to these new-age City fans who Manchester City actually are. 062
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026Me, about 10 seconds after my bladder tells me I need a pee. 110
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026@frenchtone.bsky.social Aldi are smashing it again 550
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026My crypto's gone through the roof, this time next year I'll be able to afford some diesel. 030
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026Gerry's influenced me to have cheese and ham toasties for tea, with a bowl of tomato soup to dip them in. 010
