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Discombobulated, bemused, fermented. Running through the rain to avoid getting wet.

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 7h
Reminder that my new album MAKE THIS OUR OWN is out on Friday, and any plagiarism found therein is *not* the result of AI usage but just good old fashioned theft, thank you
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Rue 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 6h
Thomas Sankara planted 10 million trees in 15 months, in Burkina Faso in 1985.
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 5h
It's the incel human resources meme. Instead the handsome man is Andy Burnham saying better things are possible, and the other man is Jeremy corbyn saying better things are possible. Ian dunt is saying awful you're sweet to Burnham I'm calling human resources on Jeremy
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 55m
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Tiniest Violin
Alt: Tiniest Violin played by a Tardigrade
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 1h
30 quid and I'll bung in the last hundred. It's payday and I've just got backpay for a payrise from April. I mean, I'm gonna do it anyway, I'm just badgering you for donations, but lets get it over the line!
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Lamentably Awake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 4h
Job one for the UK Establishment is to smash the Greens and thus any possibility of the Overton Window moving left. They'll start wrecking any left wing stuff Burnham tries to do (if he even wants to). I suspect they're hoping the looming financial crisis will do a lot of that work for them.
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 18h
after decades of pleading daddy burnham has graciously removing the nation's triple locked pension fiscal cage. thank you for making us all fiscally responsible daddy burnham
A happy pleading key emoji next to a padlock emoji
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 18h
I accidentally bought dark chococlate Choco Leibniz instead of milk chocolate, what will I do? #firstworldproblems
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 19h
New Stevie ❤️
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 19h
You can fuck off
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Juj @jujoe.bsky.social · 20h
"Get yursel tae fuck"
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 20h
Wood / Joinery nerds, watch this. youtu.be/oRkUiNpKwyM?...
youtu.be
Inside the Nakashima Workshop Full of the World’s Rarest Wood | Architectural Digest
YouTube video by Architectural Digest
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 22h
The Balrog with a speech bubble which makes it look like he's saying the quoted post, "Gandalf you cunt"
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Govt minister Josh MacAlister claims unemployed young people are paid with PIP to be out of work. Except PIP isn't an out of work benefit, plenty of people who receive PIP are in work & PIP enables them to do that. Josh knows this. What hes doing is whipping up anger towards disabled people.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When Burnham talks about “a country that stood up to fascism” that past tense is important.
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please note: Burnham keeps saying "public control" when talking about watercos, not public *ownership* These are not the same thing
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Ms. Deathwish #Exist2Resist @msdeathwish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WE FUCKING TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN
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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 25/09/2026
🥪 The 5th Crisp Sandwich Day is one month from today! This year it’s on the day the UK puts the clocks back, so we’ll get an extra hour to celebrate, let us know your plans & we’ll feature them on the site vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...
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Crisp Sandwich Day 🥪🎉 25th October
An annual celebration of the magic that happens when crisps (potato chips) are placed between two slices of bread.
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 29/09/2026
🚨 It's an abbreviation! 🚨 Wordle 1,928 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IT'S CHRIIIIIIISSSTMAAAAAAASSSS!!!
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 29/09/2026
Just imagine: when everyone who works in your city earns a decent amount of money, everyone has money to spend!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Personally if I were the UK government and major figures within the government of our closest military ally were publicly speculating about a potential "bomb plot" that was not only sub judice but actively under investigation, I'd be getting my Ambassador to tell them to shut their fucking mouths.
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Rubio says foreign actor was ‘clearly’ behind suspected RAF Fairford plot
US secretary of state, who offered no evidence for claims, also says many people ‘disturbed’ that five suspects released on bail
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 29/09/2026
You know what you didn’t have in the 90s? Ridiculous Tory Austerity-justifying ‘fiscal rules’.
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 29/09/2026
living in Britain is listening to very Sensible People happily talking about how we need to reduce the benefits 'burden' in the cruelest way possible while being cheered to do it, but any suggestion that we abolish the monarchy or reduce our military budget is treated as the ideas of a rambling fool
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Phoning up MI5 to say I think all the dog shit, fly-tipping and St. George's Flag graffiti around my area might be an Iranian plot
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team NotLeafy @teamnotleafy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Job alert! Matsudai Ramen's latest email just dropped with info about their latest kits & also four roles across their sites in Cardiff and Taff's Well. More role info here: matsudai.co.uk/blogs/career...
Screen grab from Matsudai Ramen's e-mail, reading:
"second thing: WE'RE HIRING. four roles across both sites but as ever, do get in touch if you'd like us to bear you in mind in future.
RESTAURANT CHEF, grangetown
PRODUCTION CHEF, taffs well
ASSISTANT MANAGER, taffs well
KITCHEN PORTER, both sites
we publish the pay in full on every role, and we pay you for your trial shift. taffs well runs mostly nine to five, monday to friday, which in this industry is close to unheard of. if you know someone good, send them our way. very open to teaching people too, so if you love the idea of this but don't quite have the skillset we'd like to meet you."
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Libby @captainlibatron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I dunno, maybe making pensioners poorer will actually increase the burden on social care
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 29/09/2026
The foreign actor:
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Pixelbandits Allo Allo
Alt: Allo Allo policeman's "Good moaning" entrance
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 29/09/2026
Covid in the house again
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Ok Cat Okay Cat
Alt: Ok Cat Okay Cat
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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OMFG they tried to spin this as a thwarted terror attack by the Iranians, but it was actually just a bunch of grifters from London trying to pike red diesel off yokels. Wild shit.
Looks like the Fairford five were fuel thieves
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Juj @jujoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Its just this simple, get fucked BBC www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
You need £17,000 for a first home - here's how to save it
Here are four ways you can put money aside to save enough for a deposit on your first home.
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 28/09/2026
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 28/09/2026
Just used the Sync mode on my 2 drawer airfryer 💅 (don't know if it's working yet)
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I’m gonna use an Olympic sized swimming pool’s worth of water finding out what I would have looked like in the 80s.” Mfer you are 58 years old! You lived through the 80s! You have actual photographs of yourself from the 80s you stupid bastard!
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 28/09/2026
we should go out and clap for our nations doggers
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am having significant IBS issues currently, I empathise
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You'll never defeat us!" I shout at an empty room, everyone having gone down the pub half an hour ago.
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 28/09/2026
Absolute clown car of a country
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Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good to know we are building energy and water guzzling data centres, with all the noise and environmental damage caused so Copilot users can create materials to assist bashing the bishop. So worthwhile... 🙄🙄🙄
404 Media article screenshot which reads:

Human contractors hired to improve Microsoft's Copilot Al chatbot are constantly bombarded with lewd or sexually explicit photo editing requests and images that users have uploaded, including upskirt photos or putting women into sexual positions. These contractors are then asked to review whether the generated image such successfully fulfilled the prompt as, did the image generator make the woman's Al-enlarged breasts big enough.

When a Copilot user uploads a picture of themselves or someone else, they probably expect that image to remain private between just them and the Al tool. In reality, a workforce of at least hundreds of human reviewers are sometimes looking at that prompt and whatever images they upload. And in many cases, those contractors are inundated with requests to make foot fetish images of children's cartoon characters, shorten a real woman's skirt, or put people into sexual positions.
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 28/09/2026
I should call her
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 28/09/2026
I love how the farmer was able to tell their ethnicity so clearly, in the middle of the night, through thick forest, and while they were wearing face coverings.
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Philip Fry: Hmm Curious Expression
Alt: Philip Fry: Hmm Curious Expression
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Are we the baddies" meme recaptioned to say "Are we the barbers?"
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House of Reggae @houseofreggae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remembering bass maestro Robbie Shakespeare who was born on this day in 1953. Robbie played on thousands of records over the decades. Here's just one. A mighty 12" that he also produced alongside Sly Dunbar... youtu.be/qyZqimgClVk?... #reggae #reggaesky #vinyl #music #musicsky
12" of Black Uhuru - Guess Who's Coming To Dinner on D-Roy label. Released in 1979. Produced by Sly & Robbie.
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 28/09/2026
A Barber shop in a place my friend's staying 😀
A barber's shop called Herr Kutz
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Ed Poole @edpoole1975.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't know where to begin with a Prime minster with years left on his term and a huge majority saying he won't do anything until the next general election. Is he intending to just not govern until 2029?
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fiscal rules are 16 years old. They were invented by George Osborne. That they are constantly referred to as some sort of immutable part of political reality drives me around the bend.
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Lamentably Awake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If it does turn out Iran is behind the attempted attack on an RAF base I will be very curious to hear how attempting to attack an airbase is monstrously unreasonable but warplanes taking off from that airbase bombing schools, weddings and water infrastructure is absolutely fine.
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Nicola Miller @nicmiller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is going to be such fun and tickets are still available!
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Dominie Leigh @melarune.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The irony that OP once somewhat understood that concept is quite funny too
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