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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

You know that little voice that always tells you that you can't do something? That's your skeleton talking. Get rid of your bones. Be free of doubt.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 17h

Time to bring back my Halloween Pals.

A normal man with a pumpkin for a head waves at you. Above him is written in quotes, "Halloween is tough on my family. We have to constantly watch our backs. But that's just life when you're openly Christian in America." Below that is written, as if in explanation, Danny Pumpkin-Head keeps you in his prayers.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

When I was very little, I had a lumpy teddy bear. I took it wherever I went. One day, Lumpy Bear got caught on a nail and was split open. That's when I saw that he was stuffed with hair. Human hair. The sweetest smelling human hair I have ever known.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo? Buddy, let me tell you about the time I ate at an Applebee's in Gainesville, Florida.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Enya letting Frankenstein's monster throw her into the river over and over until he understands that she is not a flower, she is Enya.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Neighbor tricked me into eating a Ouija board. Disguised it as a square pizza. He was trying to turn me into a doorway to unknown realms, but all that happened was I puked up a little goblin foot. He was so embarrassed I ended up buying him a real pizza to cheer him up.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What I did at the buffet was not ”terrorism.” It was simply the logical endpoint of the entire buffet concept.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Red and Andy take on the cartels down in Zihuatanejo in The Shawshank Sicario.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I never got into video games because while playing I would at some point inevitably think to myself, "How the fuck is this my problem? I don't know these people," and just leave them to figure it out.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My Dinner with Andre in the Backrooms

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He had not only taught the horse to stand on it's hind legs but to also play hopscotch as well. The sound and vibration of each hop was incredible. The man smiled. The horse wept. The quinceañera was heading down a dark path.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What I did at the buffet was not ”terrorism.” It was simply the logical endpoint of the entire buffet concept.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Long time ago I tried to convince one of my cousins that if you held a VHS over the stove for a minute and then watched it, all the characters in the movie would be really sweaty. He just straight up stabbed me in the face with a jagged chicken bone. He was not a good dude.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My belly button started ejecting hot dog wieners. They wriggle and flop until placed on a bun at which point they become docile. Doctor said it had nothing to do with my new blood pressure meds, but he was making a jerk-off motion with his right hand when he said it so I'm not sure what to believe.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Phantom of the Opera singing All The Small Things by Blink-182 at karaoke. The Hunchback of Norte Dame in the audience just super proud of his friend.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think the Butthole Surfers would have had much more success if they had a name like Riff and the Party Boys or something like that.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Creature From The Black Lagoon and Jimmy Buffett just hangin talking about how great water is.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I haven’t had a successful interaction with another human being in months. I have, no joke, been called out by two different strangers for being bad at talking.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Guys, if I ever start melting, please don't stand around and watch. Melting is private. Look away.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Creature From The Black Lagoon and Jimmy Buffett just hangin talking about how great water is.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Guys, if I ever start melting, please don't stand around and watch. Melting is private. Look away.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Several local skeletons have arisen from their graves and fused into a massive undead beast. A kinetic spiral of swirling, shredding bone tendrils with a central hub of grinning skulls. It's attacked several area Applebee's hinting at the possible involvement of Red Robin or, more likely, Chili's.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Doctor told my mom he wanted her on the Mediterranean diet so we picked up Little Caesars on the way home.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When you think of all the monsters that have attacked New York City on film (Chuds, Wolfen, Q The Winged Serpent, King Kong, The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man) none of them is as strange or implausible as any of the gangs in The Warriors.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Lifting weights with my pastor

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Check the cannibalism laws in your state. Eating a mummy might not be a crime.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Small priests hide in your mash potatoes and baptize your digestive system as they go. Learn more at www.MyColonIsCatholic.com

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The best part about living in New York has to be picking up a rat and hucking it at some dude's head.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Your face is just a mask your skull wears because it's shy.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Texas Chain Saw Massacre isn't a good Halloween movie. It's just too hot and sweaty. Tobe Hooper realized this and that's why he made Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Really enjoying the Dollar Store's new CONSUME, SCUM! rebrand. Picked up 4 cans of BEANS, BITCH! baked beans and a case of ACTUAL FUCKING POISON! diet soda.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sixteen years ago, my friends found out that I went to see Legend of The Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole in the theaters and they made this picture of me.

The author of this post as an owl man whose giant head obscures the poster for the Zach Snyder animated film Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga-Hoole.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It wasn't until I looked closer that I finally realized that all the moths under glass in her collection had human eyes.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It wasn't until I looked closer that I finally realized that all the moths under glass in her collection had human eyes.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My favorite power move is to invite people over to my house and make them drink out of trophies that I have won.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Our new neighbor is stop-motion animated and nobody fucking believes me.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Gonna redo my midlife crisis and base it all around buying back issues of Poison Elves.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 15/09/2024

Got a job at Seaworld. The seals slap me in the face during their shows, and between performances I visit the penguins to be slapped and pecked at. My official title is Slappy The Slapped Bitch. The human abuse, they say, balances the animal cruelty. I get to eat the fish the animals won't eat.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Our new neighbor is stop-motion animated and nobody fucking believes me.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Drinking out of a puddle like a timid fawn.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

The giant callus on my left big toe has now grown a face and is demanding I call him “Rough Boi, the toughest boy on deez toes”

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Did Monster Mash at Karaoke tonight. Scared the shit out of everyone. A dude pulled a knife on me to get me to stop he was so terrified. Don't ever tell me that art can't change the world.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Did Monster Mash at Karaoke tonight. Scared the shit out of everyone. A dude pulled a knife on me to get me to stop he was so terrified. Don't ever tell me that art can't change the world.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Once again, I present to you the most punchable face in human history. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd_q...

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Menzone

YouTube video by VHS Video vault

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