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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 4h

Look guys you've all had your fun with being accused of murdering ross kemp in plain sight but there'll be no more being accused of murdering ross kemp in plain sight today

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 5h

Ed gamble, Jonathan ross is on the phone, he wants his suit back

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 5h

Ross kemp is going to have an aneurysm

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 5h

When you've got traitors at 3, but a bombing raid on dresden at 8

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 6h

Any thoughts on tomorrow's murder Richard? #celebritytraitors

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 6h

Absolute perfect opportunity for Richard e grant to shout 'james you terrible blunt' during a round table #celebritytraitors

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 6h

Finally ordered the helmets with the horns on the outside

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 6h

Well you gave it a good go, Wales.

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 17h

I see @captainflack.bsky.social had a great first day as chief degraded phenobarbitol supplier to the tennessee state correctional facility

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 20h

Good grief britmap · 1 OCTOBER 2026 ● 95 ● 84 ◐ 42 ● 87 ◐ 55 Total: 689/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 4

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britmap

The daily British history map puzzle.

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 20h

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Oct 1 www.maptap.gg/challenge 94🏆 75🤗 95🏆 91🎉 89🎓 Score: 899 in 24.4s (0.6s to spare!)

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MapTap Adventures

Play MapTap Adventures - explore all world capitals on a 3D globe with interactive geography gameplay.

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 20h

👀 Wordle 1,930 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We've started watching rivals. Its tremendous hoots

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hard to imagine how many lives esther rantzen saved with setting up childline. And she gave us a dog that could say sausages. Glad she's found peace, her's was a life well lived

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

'Roger Moore has quit as 007, bet they get some right clown in to replace him'

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lol. A mere 6 days before I could have got one.

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That plane hijacking is a rum do. Pilots stabbing each other. And I'll tell you something for free, after dropping 15000 ft in a couple of minutes I would have soiled myself something rotten if I'd been on board. Or gone full brodie's cousin Walter. Possibly at the same time.

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This never ending bastard summer is starting to eat into "women wearing thick wooly tights and boots" season. Which as you'll all agree is the best of all the seasons.

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just sprinted* across the park and ride to catch the bus only to be met by the driver reading the paper. They should put that sort of thing up on a big screen at the entrance

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

britmap · 30 SEPTEMBER 2026 ● 93 ● 86 ● 87 ◐ 69 ● 90 Total: 830/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 3

britm.app

britmap

The daily British history map puzzle.

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Alarm didnt go off. Ive barely got time to do all my little quizzes.

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Sep 30 www.maptap.gg/challenge 98🔥 85🌟 98🔥 96🏅 96🏅 Score: 955 in 23.0s (2.0s to spare!)

maptap.gg

MapTap Adventures

Play MapTap Adventures - explore all world capitals on a 3D globe with interactive geography gameplay.

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wordle 1,929 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🎶When you're stuck like glue If you'd like to woo, La la la la la la la la la la🎶

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🎶i know a girl who thinks of ghosts, She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast. But she don't use butter. And she don't use cheese. She don't use jelly, or any of these. She uses...🎶

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thats 3 Bournemouth players I've seen play for England now. ❤️

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thats amusingly bad football. Yay goal

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you're younger you can eat what you like & drink what you like & still climb into your 34" waist trousers & zip them closed Then you reach that age. 52/53 Your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag & without any warning at all you're suddenly open.spotify.com/track/6w3BZB...

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Surfin' U.S.M. - 2012 Remaster

Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine · 30 Something (Deluxe Version) · Song · 1991

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If our scales are to be believed ive just tipped over to 16 stone. So that's 1.5 stone added since Easter. No wonder my knees are moaning.

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah that'll sort the defence out

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Always have been awful at judging how much rice to cook and currently working out how to drop down to cooking for 2 instead of 3. In other news, do 5 or 6 of you want to pop round for supper?

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just hope the footballing authorities get the Manchester City and tonda eckert punishments mixed up so that city have a 25 game touchline ban and Southampton are relegated into the northern Premier league

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Those cheating fucks denied us a place in the gazprom.

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

No Huw, hes on the phone was not taken from so tough.

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hi im just out canvassing opinion on the prime minister's speech. Sorry? Oh right... I'll just put 'undecided'

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Please say burnham came out to the 1995 the ev won the cup version

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

7 years for graeme dott. His brown will be being potted by teatime.

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