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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 18m
Andy's noshing Trump off then.
bbc.co.uk
UK believes Iran involved in RAF Fairford incident, Burnham says
The prime minister's comments come days after the suspects were released on the 'strictest possible bail conditions'.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 9h
Free owls for all season ticket holders?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 21h
Blue Lights, did anyone else notice the dialogue. "Annie are you OK? "I'm OK, yeah I'm OK"
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 29/09/2026
I know I should really have prepared better for retirement, but I was busy having a great time and taking so many drugs that I never expected to make it that far.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 29/09/2026
Just over 5 years until I hit pension age, so obviously they're ending the triple lock in 4 years time.
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Basil Fawlty Shouts 'Bastard!' in Fawlty Towers
ALT: Basil Fawlty Shouts 'Bastard!' in Fawlty Towers
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 29/09/2026
Temu Tommy will be inside for Christmas, that's nice
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 29/09/2026
Enjoying some classic British cuisine at my desk, a ham sandwich with cheese and onion crisps put inside it and crushed, lad from India at the next desk is looking at me like I'm eating a dead rat.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 29/09/2026
"Where's the lilo, darling?" "Fuck off"
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 29/09/2026
Gérard Depardieu?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 28/09/2026
Imagine the towering levels of idiocy required to go out fly tipping, or whatever, in balaclavas, in Fairford, during a fucking war.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
Nine Inch French Nails
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
Not sure beef in the slow cooked stew is tender enough yet, lads
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
Stop the thread, we have a winner
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
Not seen Searching for the Young Soul Rebels posted yet, but then I'm not sure even Kevin Rowland knows all the words to Geno.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
The Menopause They Couldn't Hang
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
Is it, bombing brown people for oil?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
Fuck tu, Brute!
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
Beef, veg, beer and stock is in the slow cooker, pub time
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
St George slayed a dragon, this fascist fuck ate one whole
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
Chrissie Hynde on BBC2, for all us dirty older gentlemen
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
Swindon, so, no
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
Yorkshire, are ya, thanks for letting us know #scd
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
I'd be great on #SCD, bag of cans, jump up and down to Born Slippy for a bit, and then punch Anton Du Beke's teeth in. 10s all round
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
Cheaper to get a cab back to London
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
He should face 115 charges for that dancing #scd
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
Anton Du Beke "Marvellous dancing, but now it's time to make this all about ME!" #scd
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
Vote Widdecombe out #SCD
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
Someone has been on the fat jabs #DancingBastards
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
Recipe suggests 'tossing gently' but I'm more of an aggressive tosser
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
The apex predator* enjoying the arse end of summer #caturday *dickhead
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
The barmaid that had a starring role in my dream last night is in, I feel rather uncomfortable now
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
Cloudy headlights sanded, compounded and resealed, now for a couple of pints like a proper manly blokey bloke
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 25/09/2026
I never claimed to be a nice person. Leave me alone
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 25/09/2026
Foot of the bed, should I ... a) launch her, and get a good night's kip ii) work around her and have a listless night's sleep. 3) Yer Ma wanks dogs off for #cans
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 25/09/2026
I'm going to bed, because* I'm mature and no longer feel the need to sit up all night being vile on the internet. *I've been told to
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 25/09/2026
Anyone seen @williamshuttoh.bsky.social , is he OK?
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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Be fair, he’s a busy bloke what with running Man U and being the boss of a gang of Victorian pickpocket children.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 25/09/2026
Went down a Radiohead rabbit hole on YouTube, ended up with Rich Roll interviewing Ed O'Brian Rich Roll has 1.6 million subscribers, but washes his hair once a year, with used chip fat. Dirty fucking minge
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 25/09/2026
I don't use alt text because I've hated blind people ever since one ran my dog over.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 25/09/2026
Oof.gif
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 25/09/2026
That's not Manchester... Oh ...
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morg000x.bsky.social @morg000x.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My call is premiership will acknowledge its "a right old mess" and due to the inconvenience and confusion it would cause in the football community. It would be best placed to draw a line under it all and start all over,from tomorrow. Penalty to Liverpool, everyone else play on.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 25/09/2026
C'mon, lads, we all know a few decent Citeh lads on here, have a heart and don't be horrible to them at this difficult time.
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Risitas Cuñao Laughing
ALT: Risitas Cuñao Laughing
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 25/09/2026
And now a word from Pep
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 25/09/2026
Citeh started a crowdfunder yet?
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Elthampug 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @elthampug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let me guess. Set up a legal ‘fighting fund’ then plead guilty as soon as the trial starts and pocket the cash? Anti-migrant activist Danny Tommo pleads not guilty to criminal damage over 'boat slashing' news.sky.com/share/13591663
news.sky.com
Anti-migrant activist Danny Tommo pleads not guilty to criminal damage over 'boat slashing'
Thomas, who founded the anti-migration group Patriot Platform, appeared before Basingstoke Magistrates' Court on Friday.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 25/09/2026
Just fixed my energy tariff for 12 months, so that'll be the Middle East conflict sorted by next week then.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 24/09/2026
If you're not already shitfaced when you get there, you're doing it wrong.
bbc.co.uk
Drinking at football matches - would fans welcome it?
Andy Burnham has long championed a repeal of the ban which prevents football supporters from drinking alcohol in the view of the pitch. But do fans even want it?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
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